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weallheartonedirection: First Date
glitteryclitorous: glitteryclitorous: skinny lil waist round thang in yo faceđ p.s hello new followers xox archive butt photos put a smile on my face thoooooođŻ
just-shower-thoughts: If âBarnaclesâ is a swear word in the Spongebob universe, what does that make Barnacle Boy?
And every month we buy a hamster
fandomninjapotato: Duh
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volatile-millennia: Legion of the Black (2012)
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best-of-memes: 10 Ways To Get Arrested For Using The Internethttp://factsoftoday.com/10-ways-to-get-arrested-for-using-the-internet/
themarysue:lordsantaenglish:appleznbananaz:nightmarecircles: Meeting your con friends out of costume Literally the most accurate post THIS IS THE ONLY TIME âCON FRIENDSâ LITERALLY HAS TWO MEANINGS AT ONCE, AND BOTH ARE PERFECTLY ACCURATE AND APPLY.
cine-movies: Freaks and Geeks.Â
ding-dang-whos-your-boss: CC is my spirit animal.
Nephilim Daily
srsfunny: Bored And Lonelyhttp://srsfunny.tumblr.com/
icejj-jinxx: my family said jinxx looks like a drag queen in this picture :(
Muggles are not able to REBLOG this.
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giraffesonparade: giraffesonparade: giraffesonparade: I am drunk and on my way home walked past this truck that had pictures of fish on it and said âmeat without feetâ I laughed so hardr MEAT WITHOUT FEET this got more attention than I thought
hey-mason-tyler: kahlo-kid: fawnsocks: airport vibes san diego airport this makes me SOSOSOSO happy San Diego is the real mvp. LOVE MY CITY!!
itâs a sleepover~
reggaeairhorn: For some reason this would be 10x funnier captioned
bvb-vibes: Behind the Scenes - Rebel Love SongâRobert Bejil Photography [x]
leftnipple: URGENT hi, a boy i go to school with went missing last night. if you could post this to help spread the word, it would help so much since you have quite a few followers and i would really appreciate it!!
itsninjam: tedmosbyisnotajerk: if anyone ever asks me what tumblr is iâm gonna show them this video and just walk away GOD ITS 5AM AND IM TRYING TO HOLD IN MY LAUGHTER FUCK
flirty-posts: love sexting? you must follow this blog!
i-once-had-a-guy-tell-me: [TW Suicide] I once has a guy tell me heâd kill himself if I didnât break up with my boyfriend and date him. My boyfriend was his best friend. (submitted by anonymous)
i-once-had-a-guy-tell-me: I once had a guy ask me if I was pregnant simply because I had a craving for sweet and salty foods. I had met him only a few days before. (submitted by anonymous)
awk-nerd: howthotfull: babydinosavr:i-once-had-a-guy-tell-me:I once had a drunk guy tell me I was too sexy to be shooting up at a party. He knocked the needle out of my hands and stepped on the pen, shattering the casing, telling me I should thank
weallheartonedirection: This Guy Knows Whatâs Up
just-shower-thoughts: GTA V should have a hidden zombie apocalypse scenario that either happens randomly or as a consequence of your actions.
just-shower-thoughts: What if the light at the end of the tunnel when we die is just us being pushed out of another vagina?
just-shower-thoughts: Since marijuana is really just a flower, and legalization is on its way, Cannabis Bouquets for you SO will more than likely be a thing we do in the future
just-shower-thoughts: Comic book companies should have fake newspapers so you can keep up with whatâs going on in that comic book universe without having to actually read all the comics
just-shower-thoughts: The videos you watch before you find the right one to masturbate to are really just Fap-itizers
just-shower-thoughts: On Youtube, the video should be fixed at the top, so you could browse comments/recommendations while watching.
just-shower-thoughts: McDonaldâs should reissue their happy meal toys from the 80âs. People who stopped eating there would return for âretro happy meals"
just-shower-thoughts: Is my dick an identical copy of my dadâs dick? Or is it a combination of my dadâs and my momâs, if she had one?
just-shower-thoughts: The Simpsons should do an episode that is just one long couch gag
just-shower-thoughts: Both Walgreenâs and CVS are âAt the corner of Happy and Healthyâ since usually theyâre located across the same intersection from each other.
just-shower-thoughts: People get hammered and then nail each other
just-shower-thoughts: We should plant trees instead of tombstones in graveyards.
just-shower-thoughts: You should be able to yell âBE RIGHT THEREâ to your phone and since it knows youâre coming, it gives you a few extra rings before sending the user to voicemail.
just-shower-thoughts: They should make fun, adult-sized, adult-only playgrounds. More people would get exercise that way.
just-shower-thoughts: There should be a âGetting Gasâ button on your GPS or iPhone so that when you are getting off the highway to get gas, it will direct you in the right direction and not yell at you to make a U turn.
just-shower-thoughts: Bars should have an area for designated drivers so all the sober people can hang out with each other
just-shower-thoughts: Every time Iâm sick or something hurts I think about how I wish I was fine and how ungrateful I was when it didnât hurt. Letâs take a moment and be aware of all our body parts that donât hurt. Be conscious of all the sensations
just-shower-thoughts: If you were able to turn invisible, youâd be blind while using your power because the light would pass right through your invisible retinas.
just-shower-thoughts: Sometimes I wish I was a pet fish, only to experience that moment when it suddenly starts raining food.
just-shower-thoughts: Clearing porn histroy for earlier generations was changing the channel 2 times, so parents couldnât back to porn channel.
just-shower-thoughts: The Lenny Face ( ͥ° ÍĘ ÍĄÂ°) is âThatâs what she saidâ in emoticon form.
just-shower-thoughts: A nickname for premature ejaculation should be âSpontaneous Cum-Bustinâ
just-shower-thoughts: When Jeopardy! ends, the last episodeâs Final Jeopardy should be about a certain Isaac Asimov short story so the answer is âWhat is The Last Question?â
just-shower-thoughts: Highlighting text in a document and pressing âCaps Lockâ should capitalize the text
just-shower-thoughts: Thereâs probably an IT guy at the Whitehouse that knows what the President faps to.
just-shower-thoughts: To go to sleep, you have to pretend to be asleep until you actually are.
just-shower-thoughts: If input names like âhdmi 1â and âhdmi 2â etc. were editable on your tv, then you could replace the names with âx-boxâ or âDVD playerâ and you would save so much time flipping through
just-shower-thoughts: If I never saw a photograph of a flamingo or giraffe, it would probably be really difficult to convince me of their existence.
just-shower-thoughts: If hell is as full of gay people as they say it is, Iâm going to have a really good time