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superstarfighter:Getting Shit Done. But first: Blog about your plans to get shit done, take pictures, make to do lists about how you want to get shit done, make tea, think about getting shit done.
Your art is the shit dont ever give up i know thats not a question but fuck it
Your art is shit give up i know thats not a question but fuck you
mcsiggy: Trying to draw again after exhausting yourself and or having depression draw funks that is hard to get out of is hard because you wanna draw!! wanna get shit done!! but then you try and you look at your pen like Work??????????? Do the thing
Laying on the beach, reading your confessions. Come on guys, you can do better. I’m horny and want some good shit to read.
blvck-bitxh: Girl I’m talking to: Virgo are so sneaky and lie so much. If they have shit to hide, just check their phones!Me, a Virgo: no we aren’t! I don’t have shit to hide at all. Girl: ok let me check your phone. Me: *starts sweating profusely
ofcowardiceandkings: do you ever get confused about where your mental illness ends and where you being a piece of shit begins ?? like am i just being difficult or can i really not do that
humorking: when you hear your parents talking shit from another room
vnelz: I’m the type of girlfriend who always just wants to annoy you like let me hold your fucking hand and let me just hug your back and put my head under your shirt or bite your shoulder or bite your nose or hug your head or some shit idk i love
I feel like answering questions no matter how personal and talking to my followers. Anyone have Kik or Snapchat or Skype? How about you send me asks? You can submit your nudes too if you really trust me (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Words from my mother, “You liked your own picture? Dumb ass. I got 14 people to like mine you have yourself. It’s on like donkey kong!”
chriscappuccino replied to your post “tmi but I feel like I might have another uti? shit shit shit shit shit…” Cranberry extract can actually cure a UTI! Plus i recommend taking it for preventative measures, too. You can get it anywhere that sells
iguanamouth: remembering that you inhabit a body and that your physical appearance is inevitably tied into how people perceive you
dvlanspravberry: shout out to all my followers that stick with me every time my interests change and you end up with a bunch of “what the hell is this shit” on your dashboards yall rock
hoexygen: me: *likes a person* person: *likes me back* me: o shit….sorry…..this is all …too much…gtg
gravityeyelids:valiantraven:padmaynaberrie: moonlandingwasfaked: papajohnpizzas: when are we gonna get a superhero movie where the main characters just ugly as shit, just a fucking neanderthal looking guy doctor strange
firethekitty:normalize not knowing shit about your special interests. normalize studying your special interests for 12 hours straight and not retaining a single shred of information
iinthebackofmymind: “The bad part is, you have to be careful when you share all the bad with your girlfriends. Because YOU may forgive him, but we don’t, honey. That’s the thing. If he screwed you over, he screwed me over, because you’re
deepthroatdemon: my mom heard the beginning of same love by macklemore and she looked at me and said “when you were 4 you sat in your room and cried for hours and when i asked you what was wrong you said “mom i think i’m black”
condescetier: hungrylikethewolfie: marielikestodraw: gaave: concernedresidentofbakerstreet: driving-an-impala-in-isengard: actualholidaybakery: ehretha: A tip from your favorite nurse (that’d be me) Always have eggs in your fridge You just never
a-lot-like-diana: so basically when you have your period and your lower back hurts it is because your hips are contracting and spreading apart, only slightly, to make room for the release of the blood and linings of your uterus. so basically your body
plotprincessss: thisishiphoplifestyle: tsunamiwavesurfing:she said if your beard don’t connect neither will we Omg
thathighguy: caliego: The Eyes Never Lie by Ego Don’t think of me shying away but of my sparing you of my true intent .. Which is to kill Kill your ecstacy .. With mine Kill your seduction .. With mine Kill your aggression .. With mine Etc. I
Your Eyes Blaze Out
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I gotta say, there’s nothing like waking up to your Daddy fucking the shit out of you. Best way to wake up shanedog09
Do you ever just let your mind wonder just to see where it goes then suddenly you’re thinking of old memories/people and you like ‘shit reel it in! reeeeeeeel. it. in.’
kyousaya: when u see the name of your state on your dash and you’re like I LIVE THERE
thiswouldgogreatwithsomerosemary: junk-os: sometimes your 13-year old self teach you things. good things. re blogging for the artists that follow me
ghostdildo: getting followed by ur favorite bloggers is like having your crush over at your house on one hand you’re super excited but on the other hand it’s like shit I gotta class this place up
When your mutuals are going through some shit
yagirlnelz: I’m the type of girlfriend who always just wants to annoy you like let me hold your fucking hand and let me just hug your back and put my head under your shirt or bite your shoulder or bite your nose or hug your head or some shit idk i
phoneus: abstractbody: gibbon skeleton hey gibbon - okay, I’m gonna ask you to do this, but please don’t get violently euphoric this time - I can’t reach this box. could you… [ sigh] extend your arms to get it for me? [bones creaking painfully,
pungent-petrichor: mockingjaysinmyhead: gordacrybaby: bepeu: you ever been so stressed that youre calm this is my constant state my chill is fake “How are you so calm?!”“I’ve passed beyond stressed, beyond hysteria, into the grey misty
bigbardafree: being mentally ill is just being fed up with your own shit 24/7 like oh my god are we really going to do this again can I have like one hour of peace just one fucking hour oh my god p l e a s e
unstartling: you wrote your name on my heart in permanent marker but only let me write on yours in pencil
prettyboyshyflizzy: britteryikes: That Moment After You Get In Trouble With Your Mom Is this not you?! Is this not me?! lmfao Meeeee 😂 it’s crazy how we all did the same thing
Just Your Local Manic Pixie Dream Dad
me-produces-mariposas: big-mountains-of-shit: Esto me llegó brígido, una patada en la mente me da risa cuando le ponen tanta buena ortografía a las conversaciones para luego sacarle ss, osea, me está bien tener buena ortografía, mi punto es que
offendedguy: “internet relationships aren’t real” well neither is your hair color mom but you don’t see me talkin shit
Do we have a problem nigga? Wazzam round? We can do this shit right nah, you know how I get down. Man suck mah dick, cause I fucked your bitch. FUCK YOU, FUCK YA MAMA, FUCK YA WHOLE CLIQUE.
Seven: this rule is so underrated. Keep your family and business completely separated. Money and blood don’t mix like two dicks and no bitch. Find yourself in serious shit
High-fiving your Past Self for not taking someone’s shit the last time you talked to them and finding out later they’re even more of a lil bitch than you thought ✌️
When toxic people tryna worm their way back into your life
saints59:Yes I said do it! .. You know what I want Little Brother! .. I even dressed like you asked me to! .. OH SHIT! .. Your doing it! .. Your REALLY Fucking doing it! .. Your getting Me Pregnant! .. Your filling Me with your Cum! .. I’m finally going
When you leave the tumblr app to check your texts and it auto scroll back to the stop= unhappy me
My favorite part of kissing is when you are both just giving small kisses then all of a sudden they would bite your lip then shit gets real.
i love my life talk all your shit as i give a fuck
caloriq:Do you ever feel like running away? Just suddenly leaving. No note, no warning. Just getting your shit, and leaving.
Me: *Sneezes* Father: I swear, Don’t start with your shit. I love my dad.
youretheonebuffy: Someone: What’s going on in your head? Me: *this clip on a loop*
save-the-wills: when you ship something your friend doesn’t
turkeyfist: Youre shitting me
dm’s that say they’re gonna “buy” your shit
your physical attractiveness doesn’t mean shit to me if you give off bad vibes
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