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You went to church with her for years. The pastors daughter. She was the perfect girl for you. Then you asked her to be your girlfriend. She said yes. Little did you know what an Alpha Cock slut she was. Oh, and she turned you into a cock sucking faggot.
i-was-already-yours: get to know me meme: 10 favourite friendships [3/10] ↳ Damon Salvatore and Stefan Salvatore “You know what? I’ve never said it out loud. I guess I just need to say it and you need to hear it. I’m sorry. What I did was selfish.
You know what I’m gonna say… I LOVE THE FUCK OUT OF YURI. Like I said before I love the concept of the slut who’s in charge (usually the less femenine of the two) and the shy (sometimes geeky) girl who loves it but is embarassed to
iheartnorman: We’re not dead. That’s what you said. You’re not dead. I know you. We’re different. I can’t let myself… But you, I know you. You have to let yourself feel it.
mypleasuregirl: After a long day at the office, I come home to find you in bedroom ready. As I walk all you say is “please, sir.” “Please, sir, what?” I respond. “Please, you know what I want,” you said. “My
tricias-captions: She looked across the table at you. “Get down under the table, Angela,” she said. “You know what I want.” Even if you didn’t know, it was apparent what she wanted. You only hoped the table cloth would be enough to hide you
You keep telling me how unfair it is. I’m not disputing that it’s unfair. I just don’t know what you want me to do about it. Your wife said I could borrow you for the weekend as long as I kept an eye on you and didn’t let you cum, and I’m not
profeminist: “My teenage nephew told me he asked a girl out and she turned him down. I said, “You know what to do now, right?” He said, “I know I know keep trying” and I said “NO. LEAVE HER ALONE. She gave you an answer.” He was shocked.
screams my professor was trying to find an example of reduplication so the next class he came back and said “I FOUND REDUPLICATION IN ENGLISH” and then he said “Milk milk” and everyone was just “what?” and he said “you know when you go
you know what fucking pisses me off? in time to dance brendon is fucking saying 'shotgun wedding' to himself even though he had just fucking said 'when i say shotgun you say wedding'. there are 3 other fucking members in ur fucking band and it didn't
kaminas-spirit: lolshtus: Lions Save Kidnapped Girl if lions are coming to rescue someone, you have to know what you’re doing is wrong. you know, in that moment before you’re torn in to tiny little pieces by said lions Oh what nice Lunars. :3
If you told high school me “Hey, you know that character you try to emulate when you have more masculine-presenting days? You’re going to have a Tumblr URL featuring them.” I probably would have said, “First of all, what’s
(makes an amazon wishlist) (realizes that anyone who wanted to get me/draw me/write me for a gift knows me to a fucking T and has already said they know what to do) (feels so touched bc what the heck I get so emotional over presents as a gesture)
sernacht: So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said? “Do not come any closer”
My little sister came up to me and said“You know how Pearl said “What we have here in the barn should be adequate for us to get started”? Well ever since we went to the grocery store last night I wanted to say “What we have here in the cabinet
thelunaticyouarelookingfor: sernacht: So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said? “Do not come any closer.” Now
thelunaticyouarelookingfor:sernacht: So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said? “Do not come any closer.” Now that’s a
bigdicksonly: malcolmsex: inrobitrust: fantaspic: your-dirty-side: for those of you who keep sending me messages about how fat i am…. please shut up. i know im not skinny, i never said i was. but i know im cute. and i know what you say doesnt matter
bigdicksonly: for those of you who keep sending me messages about how fat i am…. please shut up. i know im not skinny, i never said i was. but i know im cute. and i know what you say doesnt matter one bit to me
mypatronusis-castiel: mishasminions: “You know what he said to me? ‘Yeah, don’t sweat it. Wanna buy some dope?’” FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT SAM WAS WAITING FOR DEAN OUTSIDE WHILE DEAN CHECKED A PASSED-OUT CAS INTO THE MOTEL. FRIENDLY REMINDER
sernacht: So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said? “Do not come any closer”
thelunaticyouarelookingfor:sernacht: So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said? “Do not come any closer.” Now that’s
I don’t know if I heard you correctly when you said you loved me. We’re you just saying that because you were tired and don’t know what you’re talking about, or did you actually mean that? I felt bad for not replying to you after
mxcleod: Hey everyone! I was asked to make another masterlist that was all about marriage equality (and all other rights included with that) and other gay celebrities - so you know what? I said why not! So here’s the list, it was fun putting it together!
slsk617: soulist-aurora: Hajin Bae said: Hey! Do you know ‘Fuck’? You don’t know that? So, yeah! I simply described as dancing! This gif if very useful for me. ‘Fuck’s sensitivity of foreign!!I’m Korean, so I don’t know that ‘What the
iridessence: thenapturalone: stevohendrix: thighsweat: I’ve only heard my dad cry twice. Once when Obama got elected and just now when he called me over the phone… You know what he said to me? He told me that as much as he wanted grandkids,
yourbaristaprobablyhatesyou: One time I ordered a coffee, and neglected to mention that I wanted it iced, because I don’t really like hot beverages. You know what I said to the barista? Nothing. It was my own fault I ordered wrong, simple as that
argumate: argumate: syntheticbakingchocolate: argumate: You know what would be great? A festival where we can eat a ton of starchy carbohydrates and fats, said every human culture ever. You know what would be better? FASTING (a great deal of human
thelunaticyouarelookingfor: sernacht: So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said? “Do not come any closer.” Now that’s
You know what? This is something that needs to be said more often:
vampire-diaries: “The first time I was on the cover of Seventeen, the cover line said ‘Nina: Why she wouldn’t date any of her co-stars.’ And then cut to two years later…it’s funny that I said that, but you know what? It was honestly what
jwayland: “The first time I was on the cover of Seventeen, the cover line said ‘Nina: Why she wouldn’t date any of her co-stars.’ And then cut to two years later…it’s funny that I said that, but you know what? It was honestly what I believed
brekkerghafa: The first time I was on the cover of Seventeen, the cover line said ‘Nina: Why she wouldn’t date any of her co-stars.’ And then cut to two years later…it’s funny that I said that, but you know what? It was honestly what I believed
Melanie walked up to Mr. Crude and said, “You know what I like best about this top?”“What’s that, Melanie?” he replied.“You can easily reach underneath it and grope my boobs.” There was a pause and then she said, “Seriously. You can
“You know what I like about you, Mr. Crude?” asked Julia.“That I’m a good teacher?” he replied with a wink.“Okay, that, too,” she said with a giggle. “But I think what I like best about you is that you know you have power over all of us,
When Sabrina woke up, the first thing she said to Mr. Crude was, “Do you know what day it is?”“It’s Wednesday. Oh, it’s Hump Day! I guess I know what you want to do right now,” he said with a laugh.“Uh-huh, you know exactly what I want!”
“Don’t be such a tease, young lady! If you’re going to do it, do it right!” said Mr. Crude.Sabrina paused for a moment and said, “Now you know what it’s like when you just barely touch me, old man!”“Yeah, but you love it! Plus, you know
“What do you think? Should I leave it on? Or take it off?” asked Niece. After a very short pause she said, “Never mind! I know what you think!”
Kitty sat down on her bed and as she looked at Mr. Crude said, “You kept me up so late last night! I’m pooped. How about we take a little nap?”“You know what’ll happen the moment I start cuddling with you,” he said
thelunaticyouarelookingfor:sernacht:So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said? “Do not come any closer.” Now that’s a
introvertedlivin:kaminas-spirit: lolshtus: Lions Save Kidnapped Girl if lions are coming to rescue someone, you have to know what you’re doing is wrong. you know, in that moment before you’re torn in to tiny little pieces by said lions You know
tester1001me: She said “yes, I’m actually happily married. You know what that means doesn’t it?”I said “why don’t you tell me”She said “it means that I’m married and he lets me fuck anyone I want to. How about you stud. You want
riskyourreality: No more Walking Dead they said… No more Daryl Dixon they said… For 6 months they said… Watch Mad Men they said… Well you know what!! I’m gonna watch The Walking Dead tonight and every other night and have massive
gastrictank: Howdy y’all, GastricTank here. You know what I like? Money. You know what I don’t have? Money. As such, I’m doing binary art commissions to keep the cash flowing into my pockets, and out of said pockets for student loans and public
kinkypolycuddlers:mnminx:an-angry-wolf:I didn’t want to derail this post any further, but I did want to add my perspective.Dominants and tops, this is not a phrase to be used at your own discretion. Why, you ask? Maybe your partner(s) don’t
I know you said no dick pics but what about a weiner gif??I’m totally fine with these kinda weiner gif’s
You know what I love? When I post something that is my original content, whether it be a photo, video, text post, or answer to an ask, and someone responds to it with an in-depth paragraph including their comments on said content. When something of mine