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beauty-in-healing: margotkim: Do you ever eat popcorn out of the palm of your own hand with such ardent desperation that you feel like both a wild horse and the gentle schoolgirl feeding it treats to gain its affection this is the funniest thing
devilishdescent: devilishdescent: i know we make fun of baby boomers n shit for not being able to relate to millennials but we really are fucking impenetrable human beings “so what do you talk about with your internet friends?”
chaoticsleepy: luxjii: i want to kermit reblog if you’re totally fine with your mutuals sending you a picture of kermit in response to anything you say
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starknesskenobi: cuttlefishgarden: Why be the dancing queen when you can be the killer queen, gunpowder gelatine, dynamite with a laser beam, guaranteed to blow your mind Can I be both because this bitch really loves ABBA and Queen
the-korova:I am so glad that the word blorbos exists now. It’s so much more evocative and accurate than “comfort character”. Like, they’re different things. He doesn’t bring me comfort, he makes my hands itchy and I want to polish him with
tlirsgender:I can’t stop saying “and why he ourple” whenever I see any character with a predominantly purple color scheme. Sometimes I drop the question and I’m just like. He’s ourple
were-ralph:were-ralph:shoutout to men with big boobs they can do anythingeither pecs or breasts i don’t care. they hold up society
a-kind-of-merry-war:I think the best part about having internet friends is when the person you’re talking to goes suddenly quiet then reappears in the chat with either the single greatest or single most cursed image youve ever seen that they made
txttletale:oriko-mikuni:I feel like ODD being an official disorder in the DSM should be the thing that makes everyone go “hm” about how psychology is practiced [looking a child directly in the eye] i diagnose you with Shitty Bitch Syndrome. this makes
dialectical-devitoism: therealcringe: ready to be told how flying a green nazi flag and yelling memes at children is somehow a genius parody of leftist identity politics by a 20something dude with “shitposter” in his bio self-owning is the best method
REBLOG IF I CAN MESSAGE YOU AND BECOME FRIENDS WITH YOU
naomiknight17: apostatehamster: talking with your friends about your favorite characters like @mr-leach @thesapphirerose
vardpup: ok that’s cool but consider the following: snuggling with me until i fall asleep
tooaya: crabbyjammies: bernardlblacks: being friends with artists to get free drawings doesn’t even work!!!! i am an artist and i cant even give myself free drawings Honestly if I tell you I’ll draw something for you there’s really only about
megustamemes: It’s more disturbing with the USB cable plugged in.
Dealing with dogs
perks-of-being-chinese: how do u masturbate with those nails
verseaux: do you ever just wanna make out with someone forever
The Signs as Food that the Internet is Obsessed With
iwazu: considering that Sacchan is one of the few females that does not only feel 100% okay with her sexuality but is also exploiting it, I take the fact that she doesn’t get laid almost as a personal offense.
0livia0blivion: Finally!! I’m beyond happy with these babies, I have 10 piercings now c: #girlswithpiercings #collarbonepiercings #surfacepiercings #sorrymom (at Evolved Body Art)
4mysquad: Protest outside of #Broncos headquarters with Brandon Marshall jersey. 2016 Cross Burnings
did-you-kno: This is what happens when a car from 1959 crashes into a car made in 2009. Source They were kinda hoping you didn’t crash back in the 50’s with not much of a contingency for if you did crash. Good news was though, since the
Yeah, that tracks.
nepetaquest: shipping real people is ok as long as you: are firmly based within the reality that your couple has little to no chance of actually getting together do not bombard the people with rude, explicit, and/or uncomfortable messages/requests do
yeah i can talk like new york if you want
isaw-you-inmydreams: Things I learned after my miscarriage: -people will get tired of hearing about it. Even if they say they won’t. -hospitals will be the worst place in the world. -you can’t watch movies, anything with a baby or pregnancy can
My best friend made a costume party, and Yeah… I was a fucking Unicorn :D
0rient-express: It’s kinda attractive when someone can reply to your sarcasm with sarcasm instead of just getting offended
I love looking at niggas with big ass butts.
illiteratedad: being romantically frustrated is 1000000 worse than being sexually frustrated because you can get yourself off but you can’t spoon with yourself and kiss your own forehead
Fight With Heart.
thetremblingofmyhand: if someone has a fucking phobia of something don’t be an asshole and play with their fear for your own amusement
batmanisagatewaydrug:would you guys have sex in a house where you knew there was a ghost that could be watching the whole time yes or no for context the ghost is a creepy child ghost you can’t have sex with it
yeah, it's me, SORRY
Yeah, Whatever
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