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What…what even is this?(I know what it is…but I’m not telling yet…)
Do I even want to know?
what even is the joke here.
what-even-is-thiss:what-even-is-thiss:My brother and I both imitate things that we find funny and compete with each other to see who can get closest to what people say in sound and tone and as a result we’ve gotten half decent at cartoon type voices.
what-even-is-thiss: porko-rosso: ayeforscotland: marxistbarbie: marxistbarbie: boris johnson’s speech about the UK coronavirus outbreak was literally the ‘some of you will die but that is a risk i am prepared to take’ speech from shrek verbatim
what-even-is-thiss:wlwaluigi:rootbeergoddess:Someone get this man an OscarThat Obama impression is like… scary accurate.
what-even-is-thiss:firespirited:Just want to say how proud of i am of america right now. Removing a dictator during a dictatorship is near impossible (typically it takes civil war or a death/ power vacuum) but for four years you’ve been fighting back
what-even-is-thiss:ehlers-world-problems:what-even-is-thiss:Somebody tell me a joke please. An innocent stupid joke that would tickle the fancy of a ten year old. What do you call a dog who does magic?A LabracadabradorOkay that’s pretty good
what-even-is-thiss:what-even-is-thiss:My dad was telling me about something that he described as a “gun that put vaccines through my skin” when he was a kid and I looked it up and I think he’s talking about jet injectorsThese things aren’t widely
what-even-is-thiss:I’m trying to figure out why cis people feel so threatened by trans people just existing and my only conclusion is that they carry their genders around in metal lipstick containers in their pockets and they’re afraid that trans
what-even-is-thiss:what-even-is-thiss:I’m a red-blooded corn-fed AMERICAN MAN and if I wanna get my tits chopped off that’s my god-given right as a tax payer.Why should the government tell me what my gender is? Back in my day we earned our
what-even-is-thiss:soupmoths: ps5 brain monday Oh so THIS is the ps5 post. I can see why you all imprinted on it now that’s hilarious
what-even-is-thiss:angeltannis:So The Walking Dead is doing NFTs now (yeah idk LOL) and watching their extremely confused average Facebook page liker try to understand wtf that even is with cryptobros trying to explain THE BLOCKCHAIN, MAN to people’s
what-even-is-thiss:The thing is that at some point you need to confront the fact that thinking you’re the worst person on planet earth is also a form of ego. “You’re not the main character” often applies to people who think everything will go
what-even-is-thiss:what-even-is-thiss:I wish octopus could learn how to read. They could be pen pals with middle schoolers.Dearest Samantha,I do not know what a guinea pig is, but it sounds delicious. I hope you have fun devouring it, or playing with
theremina: floozys: i’m not over exaggerating when i say this is the most important vine of 2014 OMFG
summerchrysathemlowo: yeahiwasintheshit:iliketobmx:thaunderground:swolizard:You Can Now Give Your Boyfriend A Chocolate Mold Of Your Butthole For Valentine’s Day [NSFW]What a time to be alivewhat the hell is wrong with people heres mine I have no
Why Do We Even Have That Lever?
edfutho: ihartbeat: Wrecking Ball… [x] this is the definition of tumblr humour
What’s more fun than a panic attack?A panic attack at WORK.What’s more fun than a panic attack at work?A panic attack at work that was caused by getting shoved TOO MUCH WORK.What’s even MORE fun than a panic attack at work because of too much work?Me
thebadddestwolf: billie in fault magazine
fousheezy: shenko: garbage-senpai: conallcd117: moredepth: Coexist this what i picture world peace looks like This is where I want to be Tiny woman in pink coat is literally me in 50 years this is such a pure video I want to watch it every time
what-even-is-thiss: 221cbakerstreet: libertarirynn: konoira: Moses And The Burning Bush Is this prince of Egypt fanart because I am all over that. I mean isn’t the prince of egypt technically fanart itself As a person that teaches Sunday School
workingitinportland:Okay well first of all seize himhttps://www.instagram.com/p/BoHosNkhtCvzGAzdvCNWGf6NyEz3sVdDdKgsg40/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1590hfiia8b4l
what-even-is-thiss: Americans are so competitive. Even with people that they like. We ought to start a propaganda campaign like “Sweden has a higher voter turnout rate than us! Are you going to let them win?” “Britain has better class mobility
what-even-is-thiss: airborneranger63: One time my rabbi told us, “imagine you had a box with a little bit of god in it. What would you do with the box?” So we were like ?? “We’d protect it and keep it nice and clean and polished” and he was
what-even-is-thiss: just-shower-thoughts: For some reason were scared of looking into the abyss of the ocean when its only a few miles deep, but we’re completly fine looking into the nearly infite abyss of space. In fact, most of us find is calming.
what-even-is-thiss:wizardpotions:I honestly think that the reason that twitter and tik tok think that tumblr is dead is that it does not have an algorythym that spoon feeds you content in the same way, there’s no fyp and there’s no news feed
what-even-is-thiss: that-catholic-shinobi: authorgirl1111: fandomlockedfan: anchirotleep: hopeful-weirdo: hello-kitty-senpai: Heres the thing you gotta understand about statistics. “Increases your chances by 80%” does not mean “there is
what-even-is-my-life-atthispoint:All body’s are beautiful body’sBig tummy’sSmall tummy’sStretch marksAcneThick thighsThigh gapsBig boobsSmall boobsBig buttsSmall buttsThere is no perfect body. Your body is fine just the way it is.
what-even-is-thiss: I am a 5′9″ trans guy.I can tell you as someone who has socially been on both sides of things that this is incredibly accurate and I hate it.
what-even-is-thiss: My professors: Everything in literature is intentional. Every word is carefully chosen. It all has meaning. The writers are very careful. Me, an actual writer: *rereads something I just wrote* Did I… just accidentally reference
what-even-is-thiss: mistersaturn123: avatarsnowy: I know that my style of joking with friends involves insults but if I ever say something that actually hurts your feelings even if I was joking and you know I was joking please tell me and I wont say
what-even-is-thiss:acrylic-user:what-even-is-thiss:No you won’t ever be exactly the same again and that’s fine, actually.I’m assuming you’re talking about the ‘died and came back different’ thing?No, I’m talking about the mundane horror
what-even-is-thiss:jame7t:Ummm *pokes u with a stick* what are u lolVirgil you’re a genius
what-even-is-thiss:tiktoksthataregood-ish:Amputees continue to be the funniest people on the planet why are the rest of us even trying
what-even-is-thiss:what-even-is-thiss:Apple trying to go back to their early 2000s aesthetic with their AirPod ads while not understanding that it was the wires flying everywhere that made those images so coolThe wires are what makes it cool.
what-even-is-thiss: what-even-is-thiss: I understand more and more things about cisgender men the longer I’m on testosterone. I know why teenage boys use so much axe now. I understand the crying thing. I know why they accidentally break things. I know
what-even-is-thiss: perilegs: copperbadge: minnielikes: galesofnovember: liketheghost: so is it a thing in (american) english to use “texas” as a word for like, something that’s out of control or chaotic, or as like, “crazy”? like “that
what-even-is-thiss: teamfreewillcannotbekilled: hey quick question why did no one ever tell me how fucking insane M*A*S*H is?? their commanding officer is a horse girl. the secretary has psychic powers. this guy walks around a 1950s military outpost
what-even-is-thiss:ironwoman359: what-even-is-thiss: ironwoman359:I was trying to explain tumblr to someone who had never used it before and she said “So what do people post there? Videos, like on tiktok?” and it took all my self control not to
what-even-is-thiss:what-even-is-thiss:What and who is included in the lgbt/queer/gay(general) communities aren’t always super clear cut actually and like… that’s fine.Like a cishet man that likes doing drag likely doesn’t consider himself
what-even-is-thiss:autumnday19:what-even-is-thiss:funnytwittertweets:What are they eating up thereSkrill (Sky krill)Thanks for clarifying.
what-even-is-thiss:kalichnikov:chongoblog:Update for those of you not on Twitter: Elon is taking the feedback for the whole “checkmark for Ű a month” wellYou can’t eat or get pleasure from a checkmark. What is this guy on?
what-even-is-thiss: tenaflyviper: mumblytron: There’s this weird culture of telling kids when they stress about school “u ain’t seen nothin yet hun! Wait till u do tax returns! Hahaha adulthood is fucking hell!” And i hate it b/c 1) it’s
what-even-is-thiss:Since they don’t teach gay sex ed in school let me tell gay guys and anyone else that wants to use the back door that douching is bad for you. It will cause long term problems. Also starving yourself all day will not work because
what-even-is-thiss:This post is ancient and stupid but I still laugh whenever I see it
what-even-is-thiss:random-shit-writing:what-even-is-thiss:oodlenoodleroodle:My favourite thing about tumblr is that people are just so people here. Like everyone is just some guy. People on instagram and twitter etc feel much less like just some guy.
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