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“Tell you what, the only thing better than your comfortable ass bed and nice sheets is your daughter sucking my Alpha Cock on it. Make me a sandwich will you, she’ll be done soon and I’m hungry.”
This is what you get for not making me a sandwich.
chillguydraws: themanwithnobats: a lil pay-what-you-want commish for @thunderfoxjt some selfie sandwich between Desiree and Fashiontina(t’s oc!) I remember her. Glad to see some Desiree before the year ends!!
samswittyusername: the-mice-that-started-it-all: ireallylikegaryoldman: You know what this adultery needs? SANDWICHES. I’m quitting this website
captioned-vines: vinegod: When the teacher calls on you but you get the answer wrong by Brady Barnhart Gordon: [shouting angrily] “ WHAT ARE YOU?!”Chef: “ An idiot sandwich.”
girljanitor: sourcedumal: rurone: vain-flower: im-your-turbo-lover: He told me to fetch him a sandwich, so I made him a Sub. ba-dum-TSH oh my fucking shit The pun caption is what pushed my decision to reblog. Muahahahahaha omfg Love
618-am: bace-jeleren: wasifio: Gushers sandwich with Fruit by the Foot as bread. This is it. This is what I became an adult for. To be able to go down to the grocery store, buy a box of fruit by the foot and a box of gushers and make this and not
gaz19: X A triple decker pussy sandwich. What more could a guy won’t!
I guess that makes that an ass sandwich! I’ll have a taste! What are you eating for lunch?
this is what happens when you allow a silly cum slut of a sissy faggot to get loose she goes to the sandwich shop and can stop herself from sticking her bbc to the wall and taking it in her pussy
somethingabitstrange93: LOL, i know this is porn, but thats not what i find awesome. Look at the guy laying down’s face. hahaha, hes just like “yup, this is happening, sick.. someone get me a fucking sandwich”
alice-doe: hypno-sandwich: what-grace-has-forgiveness:I love everything about this Alll of this. theleeallure, hypnosubdude, zanythoughts, voxhypnotic, wildnutmeg, ashcatred, rmiriam12, alice-doe, enscenic, bannableoffense, h-sleepingirl, switchette
oodlesofnoodled: 2tryanything: That’s what I like to see (and do)!! :D That’s how I wanna be. Sandwich time!
foodffs: Copycat Big Mary Chicken Sandwich with Taters Really nice recipes. Every hour. Show me what you cooked!
“If you had to eat one kind of sandwich for the rest of your life, what would it be?”
i wish their bodies were pressed against each other and they were all kissing and that the video had sound hoiphalloi: hoiphalloi: you know what I’m going to say… but sandwiched between twins?? OMFG!! gayadultoutlet: Brent Everett between twins
sourcedumal: rurone: vain-flower: im-your-turbo-lover: He told me to fetch him a sandwich, so I made him a Sub. ba-dum-TSH oh my fucking shit The pun caption is what pushed my decision to reblog. Muahahahahaha
transgalacticwanderer: sourcedumal: rurone: vain-flower: im-your-turbo-lover: He told me to fetch him a sandwich, so I made him a Sub. ba-dum-TSH oh my fucking shit The pun caption is what pushed my decision to reblog. Muahahahahaha Goddamn,
bbwpussylovers: http://bbwpussylovers.tumblr.com/ What A Tasty,Big,Thick,Cum Enducing Tag Team This Is !!! Awsome Meat Sandwich !!!!
dirtymikefl: wow…is that a hot sandwich or what?
meatgod: Guess what day it is, fat meat day, meatGod approved Now thats a sandwich
ireallylikegaryoldman: You know what this adultery needs? SANDWICHES.
bace-jeleren: wasifio: Gushers sandwich with Fruit by the Foot as bread. This is it. This is what I became an adult for. To be able to go down to the grocery store, buy a box of fruit by the foot and a box of gushers and make this and not have anyone
It’s another lovely liveforthedash sandwich… or at least that what I like to pretend :)
equestriaafterdarkblog: rawrcharlierawr: if someone ever wanted to ACTUALLY color this, just ask and i’ll give you lines i got really lazy gimme the meat gimme the cheese are you making a horse sandwich what are you doin there
Lyra Reviews: Peter S. Beagle’s “The Last Unicorn” Lyra gives her two bits over a popular fantasy sandwich that was made by a beagle.Wait, what!?Link for the review of the film adaptation: http://teamlyra.tumblr.com/post/62603029681/team
renleighthegirlking: sourcedumal: rurone: vain-flower: im-your-turbo-lover: He told me to fetch him a sandwich, so I made him a Sub. ba-dum-TSH oh my fucking shit The pun caption is what pushed my decision to reblog. Muahahahahaha I love this
her-master: hellenepopodopolous:white slave! Where is my ham and cheese sandwich?!?!!?Coming Master!WHAT?!?!?! NO PICKLE????? I thought the caption was joke… worth a smile, maybe. Then I clicked on the tumblr and I think it’s not a joke… and that
Trying to decide what to eat…. I’ve been binging sandwiches because I didn’t have one for so long and now I’m out of lunch meat
gingahhh: what you got on your Instagram that’s so private? your grande latte? that sandwich you ate yesterday? bye
thebiologyofpurpose: grimeclown: “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?” “yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?” “absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’ “uuuuuh hold on” *fishes something out
carbink: grimeclown: “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?” “yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?” “absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’ “uuuuuh hold on” *fishes something out of my pocket*
girljanitor: sourcedumal: rurone: vain-flower: im-your-turbo-lover: He told me to fetch him a sandwich, so I made him a Sub. ba-dum-TSH oh my fucking shit The pun caption is what pushed my decision to reblog. Muahahahahaha omfg
jimmytfallon: If you had to eat one kind of sandwich for the rest of your life, what would it be?
illdieyoungatheart:senpaimami:higheramerica:Cannabis Infused Mac & Cheese, Bacon, and Hash Brown sandwich. what kind of white stoner buffoonery is this Oh my fuck. I would go to town on this.
milkee-way: grimeclown: “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?” “yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?” “absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’ “uuuuuh hold on” *fishes something out of my
ambeer6: milkee-way: grimeclown: “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?” “yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?” “absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’ “uuuuuh hold on” *fishes something
lord-kitschener: kidzbopdeathgrips: lord-kitschener: Putting potato chips on a sandwich with the other ingredients so you get a cronch is absolute the only righteous way to live hey what the fuck Stop being afraid to live deliciously
trashfirefallon: beetledrink:alright it’s that time again: what’s your favorite meal that disgusts and upsets everyone around you peanut butter and roast beef sandwiches Whole pickles with sliced ham, mustard, and cream cheese. Also, peanut butter
deliciousanddivine: damnthatsdelicious: Prosciutto-wrapped truffle fries See more recipes at: Damn That’s Delicious To go with my sexy ass honey truffle roasted turkey sandwich. What? “Too much truffle” you say? I say no such thing blasphemer!!
loserstfu:If Kanye West and kim kardashian were both drowning and you only had time to save one, what kind of sandwich would you make?
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quietttragedy: thebiggestever: Ok girls, just come over here and sandwich those big tits around my big cock. Not even joking when I say I wore what the girl on the left is wearing to uni the other day - tits out always! 😉😬🔥
i-drewthis: Today…oops, it’s now tomorrow…YESTERDAY was National Ice Cream Sandwich Day (U.S.) and this is what took form. [shrug]
carry-on-my-wayward-sociopath: Mettaton: *squishing Helen’s face between two pieces of bread* WHAT ARE YOU? Helen: ….. And idiot sandwich Mettaton: YES YOU ARE.
magnumdad: texasfratboy:damn, it’s a hot twin sandwich!!!That’s what three-ways are for.
lil-bellies: ate some pizza, three ice cream sandwiches, 1L coke, chips, pudding & now i feel awfully bloated and fat ;w; also i’m feeling rounder, what you think?
mygrowingroommate:WHAT THE FUCK MAN????? 10 sandwiches gone forever and inside of that big belly…now digesting and becoming even BIGGER! Fat King how do manage to eat everything I buy you and grow so large??!! Fucking Big Daddy😩😩😩Help
alice-doe: hottestcosplaygirls: Barbara Gordon shows off what she wears under her Batgirl costume. ashcatred hypno-sandwich foxfire-midori convoluted-moonscape dreamdropdazing breakitdownnat bannableoffense
enscenic: breakitdownnat: I just realized I sent the exact same message to two different people by accident, possibly making me look like an ass, sorry. CURSE YOU XKIT cc hypno-sandwich enscenic And…now I really want to know what the message is…
goldenclitoris: who even decides what a proper name for a baby is. what if i want to name my baby Grilled cheese sandwich. whos gonna tell me i cant
doubletranquility: american horror devs: hey… you know those talking animals from your childhood in the 1980s? what if they were evil and killed you? japanese horror devs: what if you turned a corner and there was a giant head just kinda sandwiched
helioscentrifuge: thisisnotablog-its-a-sandwich: swordsandarrows: Reblogging just for The Rock’s facial expressions. I can smell what the rock is cooking I can smell what the rock is cooking
best-of-funny: helioscentrifuge: thisisnotablog-its-a-sandwich: swordsandarrows: Reblogging just for The Rock’s facial expressions. I can smell what the rock is cooking I can smell what the rock is cooking X
unamerican-id0l: thissbrowngrl: sonypraystation: officialcrow: this is the vilest, wildest shit what the fuck Whoa….what the hell.. That nigga got a house that nice from eating sandwiches???