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Why is she wearing a skirt on her head? Also, whatever happened to stockings? Can we bring back stockings?
I love their expressions in this one. She looks like one of the “The Ecstasy of St. Whosit” paintings and he’s just like “Dat ass. I find it acceptable.”
I have no idea what’s going on but I want those shoes. /femmethoughts queering: Pure blasphemy! [part III;] Nude with nun,c.1890
Good times. Cute shoes. fuckyeahvictorians: (via schundundschmutz, misswormwood) (via fuckyeahvictorians)
Really? Not only did you keep your socks on, but you left your shoes on? Really?
Jesus Christ his beard. I can’t even. That is truly magnificent. beautifulnaughtyglamorous: Vintage
Another antique strap-on. I think as long as we’ve had vaginas we’ve been making things to put in them. cuntbarf: c.1890Â
The expressions in this one are priceless.
I like to think that they’re both looking back at the camera because their not sure if it went off.
This is possibly the first example of ducklips. Seriously, look at her face. Ducklips. fuckyeahvictorians: (via schundundschmutz)
This guy is pimpin. PIMP. IN. fuckyeahvictorians: (via schundundschmutz)
What the fucking fuck. Do they even make a faker beard?
There is a part of me that wonders if the girl is actually peeing for the picture, or if that was added in later because of the difficulty of getting a steady stream long enough to have it show up with the available technology. Then there’s a part
I found more silly hats! I kind of want to make this a regular thing.
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And again with the hat. I really don’t understand why all these women refuse to remove their hats for sex. beautifulnaughtyglamorous: erosblog.com
Apparently pictures of girls pissing was a thing. I still think the piss must have been added in later.
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I don’t know what she’s on, but I want some.
In celebration of the United States’ presidential election results, have more of this man’s GLORIOUS beard.
More of this photoshoot. Huzzah! Silly hats for all! I actually really like this set because they seem to be having such a good time.
I like this couple, they seem like they’re having fun.
Those are best of stockings.
Apparently this was a thing?
Ye olde salad tossing? Also, what is she planning to do with that sword?
Ye olde titty-fucking
ye olde rim job
Well that’s impressive
I do believe it is time for another installment of Women Having Sex in Stupid Hats. Also, grad school has eaten my brain, and it’s only gonna get worse. I’ll try to remember to post, I promise.
More familiar faces!
vintage-eros: Smiling For The Camera. Circa late 1800s France, from the antique erotica archives at DeltaofVenus.com. Of all the ridiculous-ass shit I find while running this thing, my favorite will always be the pictures of the people who seem to be
vintage-eros: Nun & monk channel their inner acrobats - mid-1800s France, from the antique porn collection at DeltaofVenus.com. I was hoping to have some silly Victorian costumed pornography to post for Halloween but going through my drafts this
And today we have another episode of Oh God, Those Curtains, Whyyyyyy
I could talk about the hats. I could talk about the religious fetishism. I could talk about her bored expression or the hideous couch or the fact that backdrop makes even less goddamn sense than normal but every time I look at this picture the only thing
I guess that chick finally got so bored she fell asleep…
I’m pretty sure this hat beats out the chicken hat for the Sheer and Utter Ugliness Award. Which, let me tell you, I did not think could possibly be done.
Yep, still the ugliest hat ever…maybe she’s praying for God to give her better taste in headgear… Also guess who had another photoshoot this weekend, I will at some point soon subject you to more pictures of myself, mwahahahaaaa
Nonsensical painted backdrop: check Incredibly awkward posing: check Horrible patterned fabric: check Glorious waxed mustache: check Mod contentedly sighing because this feels like coming home: check
I live in hope that one day I will come across a picture from this set that has oral sex happening, so I can make some sort of “____, it’s what’s for dinner” joke.
Adorable ladies with their adorable stockings being adorable.
I’m trying to come up with a good name for this kind of strangely athletic posing. Sexcrobatics? Sex-pilates? Sexercise? What do you think?
antique-erotic: A sixth and so far final photograph of those French boys (the rest can be seen tagged here). The chair-balancing looks none too comfortable, but I love the casual attitude of the other chap - such a funny photograph. My memory may not
I recognize that wallpaper!
talk about your awkward selfie…
grandma-did: And the trophy for goofiest hat of the week goes to…. Ok but I still think the chicken hat wins for goofiest hat ever
god that couch is awful
I like that chair. Finally a piece of furniture that isn’t atrocious.
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And the 1897 spring look for pornography is a false mustache and a hat three sizes too small. A look sure to be admired by furtive collectors of dirty postcards everywhere.
facesofthevictorianera: This is an antique gown (1890s) on Etsy. The seller also has an original photograph of the woman wearing the dress. Â Victorians actually wore bright colors. The sepia photographs are misleading! Â Source: romanticcountry on Etsy
Ye olde yoga part 2
The glorious return of sock garters
No boudoir set is complete without a woman in diaphanous draperies posing languidly atop a dead animal. For all our valued customers who really want people to know they have more money than taste.
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Can it be? A chair I don’t immediately and viscerally hate? What a day, I am truly blessed.
Why can’t I shake the feeling that someone is about to go “here comes the airplane nyooom”
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