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“Tell me what comes to mind when you think of me. First thing.”“Well uh dogg I mean uh you a straight-up ass man ‘til end of days.”
dothemonkeydance: GPOY ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ I <3 my roommate. I really do. Except for when I’m trying to read Dean/Cas NC-17 smutfic. Out loud: Uh huh? Yeah? Wow. Inside my head: THIS. WHO CARES ABOUT ITALIAN DRILL CLASS WHEN DEAN IS CLIMBING ON
cheatersandcucks: “Hey baby,” your girlfriend said as you started to open your eyes. “Uh uh…mmm fuck.” You had a splitting headache and could taste blood. When your blurred vision cleared, you could see that you were laying
miss-mouth: slowlorrris: iamrickyhoover: xhuerofeox: slowlorrris: - You were wrong. When you told me I was right. When I said, pleasure comes in ways you can’t define. - BFFF boobies! Friend Bweebs Myself!!! Uh hi hey hello yes please.
eenslaved: Request: aureateey answered: Stop begging girl… You’ll cum when I say you can Oh oh oh. My life is made up of these moments of agony and ecstasy. Or at least it feels that way. Uh. Uh. Those sounds…they’re coming from me. I’m making
That face when—uh, those faces when you get caught doing something naughty.I just really wanted to draw this for some reason. God, why am I so mean to them?
sassy-lesbian-crocker: first time putting my art here i dont really draw nsfw stuff i’m baby when it comes to it but this came out and uh im cry i’ll probably delete this when i wake up
igglooaustralia:Her: Babe I wanna have a babyMe: When?Her: Right now… *Climbs on top of me*Me: *Throws her off* *pulls out Calendar*Me: Uh uh. Look here.. right now it’s September and approximately 9 months from now it’ll be around June, which means
incorrect48quotes:Sakura: I’m breaking up with youAanya: Is it because I say “uh oh Spaghetti O’s” when things go wrong?Sakura: Yes.Aanya: (under their breath) Uh oh Spaghetti O’s.
theartofangirling: island-delver-go: dinobot: when i was like 9 i asked my mom what a fetish was and she said “uh..um..its when you love something a lot” and i told her i had a fetish for video games and she just said “no. you dont” Called
l-e-j-o-s: Clementine: Joely? Joel: Yeah Tangerine? Clementine: Am I ugly? Joel: Uh-uh. Clementine: When I was a kid, I thought I was. I can’t believe I’m crying already. Sometimes I think people don’t understand how lonely it is to be
reallydesperate2016: bvb1123: I hate being stuck in traffic when I have to pee. This happens way too much. Uh oh….no way out in traffic queue…when you are really desperate 🙂🙂
trashfirefallon: Me, trying to have a casual conversation at dinner: anyone ever pull a GI tube out of… I mean, uh,,,, don’t you hate it when the person your working on has no teeth so you have …to.. shit I, uh,,, fuc..k..Me, while drunk later:
waterjugs: My mom when she cooks: “the cook doesn’t have to clean” My mom when I cook: “uh no, you made the mess, you clean it up”
pervdom6666: I luv it when a guy really lets go when he cums, and Ive had guys tell me I’m the loudest ‘cummer’ they ever heard – helps to have a sound-proof dungeon – uh huh – BUT WATCH THIS STUD – he’s got the sounds, the moves, the
island-delver-go: dinobot: when i was like 9 i asked my mom what a fetish was and she said “uh..um..its when you love something a lot” and i told her i had a fetish for video games and she just said “no. you dont” Called out for being a fake
jjbang8: I love boy scouts. Everyone is so friendly. “Uh. so when do we get to the part when we rub two sticks together? And can I volunteer?”
eveadams01: “Open” *opens* “Keep it open. I just want to feel…… Uh uh just keep it open. Put that hand down. Keep your hands by your sides. It’s ok. You can gag. But eyes stay open. Look at me. Does it feel strange when I wiggle my fingers
rivaliant: xdraws:xdraws:xdraws:uh oh, what am I printing? uh oh what’s going on here UH OH So when can I get one of Silk e A e
blech, i hate when people put gotdamn uh… put them uh words on them gifs to let you know who made it. i cant think of the name right now.. them things… goddamnit what is that word this is killing me i am dying
starkologist: loganhowlet: Do you ever think how calmly Tony talks to Pepper when she’s taking the wire out of his chest and how he keeps his voice soft and patient even when he’s going into cardiac arrest because uh… I sure do pepper: oh my god
juanleona:churrobboy:when your mom walks in on my bros and I Sally, you’re not on birth control are you?Uh…uh…no.Good. I don’t want to see your brothers pulling out either. If you’re old enough to fuck, you’re old enough to have babies,
hakoiriemusume: Maya’s tired after playing all that soccer and now he’s taking a few much deserved zzz’s. He looks so cute when he’s asleep~ Uh, but he looks very cute when he’s awake too!
lascivious25: Uh-ohhhh! QC and wine!!! Congratulations on all your recent accomplishments. I’m proud of you! *cheers* darlin’! Enjoy. HAHA you say “uh oh” like you know what happens when alcohol gets in me ;)thanks sweetie! MWAH! *HUGS*
begitalarcos: Loki comes to work at the Odinson Ranch, and when he and Thor meet for the first time there are definite sparks between them Loki: I’m actually here to uh… work, I’m the new ranch hand Thor: Oh.. well… Uh Welcome um… The two exchange
Uh, is it wrong of me to feel insulted when the very person who did everything they could to curb any and all artistic endeavors I had as a kid just suggested I “Start selling drawings online”?
Uh…. What the hell is Latoya doin’t in this picture? Gurl, bye! 🙋… Folks just don’t know when to get gone!
jenn-oddballpunk: staminaoverlook: amseymour: magicalishizu: illicitmemedealer: Reblog this every time XD IM WHEEZING When the dice wants ya to fuck the monster. Then when you try to be suave but the dice say nah-uh.
Clementine: Joely? Joel: Yeah Tangerine? Clementine: Am I ugly? Joel: Uh-uh. Clementine: When I was a kid, I thought I was. I can’t believe I’m crying already. Sometimes I think people don’t understand how lonely it is to be a kid, like
naughtylilcupcake: When I’m being a brat (which could possibly be about 95% of the time), I want to tease Daddy like this. Just to see what would happen when he would get frustrated… *impish grin* Uh huh… you try that. :)
masaki-aiba: I always thought that when I, uh… How do parents go on when they lose a child? You know, when I would see that stuff on the news, I’d shut it off, ‘cause it was just too horrible to think, but I would always think: how do they wake
theryanproject: 1stworldproblemchild: waterjugs: My mom when she cooks: “the cook doesn’t have to clean” My mom when I cook: “uh no, you made the mess, you clean it up” Delete this Where is the lie
kyousukebei: kyousukebei: what is this girl on really uhmm *cough* well.. when I watch uhh when I cu-, when I consu-, when I uh pa-, when I see uhm he-h-hen-, when I see art umm I per-personally ahhh you know the big olll’ badonka-, with the big olllll’
hanche: Have you noticed that Zarya copies other heroes’ lines when she respawns? Like, she copies Zenyatta when she says “A temporary set back”, Mercy when she says “A speedy recovery”, and D.va when she says (in a mocking voice) “Uh-uh,
sinkies: me when uh me when i uh
captioned-vines: thequintab: I love cheese. Waiter: “Cheese, ma’am?” Quinta: “Yes, please!” Waiter: “Say when.” [prolonged silence] Waiter: “Uh, say when?” [silence] Waiter: Say when…” Quinta: “I’ll say when when I wanna say
goldenpoc: I hate when you was having a good ass convo with somebody but then fall asleep and then when they wakeup they like “hi” or whatever like uh I wanna finish this convo why you saying hi to me lol
kiltedpatriot:sock-bound:“Uh-uh! I don’t want to hear any muffled complaints about that cleave gag…I deliberately chose it, as it matches your shorts. And quit struggling, as the only place you’re going, is where & when I
uh-hellohello: Even when its hardMy best friend Bun just had top surgery, and i know its been very painful. I thought i’d do something simple for them.
lbdadlvr: jock-sweat: Nah uh uh…. No mouth yet. Just breathe “daddy” in for a while. Get your nose in there behind my sac. Get me on you and remember me all day long when you take a deep breath. LBDadLvr - Nuff said!
When Sabrina woke up, the first thing she said to Mr. Crude was, “Do you know what day it is?”“It’s Wednesday. Oh, it’s Hump Day! I guess I know what you want to do right now,” he said with a laugh.“Uh-huh, you know exactly what I want!”
When Mr. Crude entered the room, Niece lifted her ass off the sofa, gave him a sultry look and said, “I’m not sure why, but I want you to spank me.”“Have you been naughty?” he asked.“Uh, yeah, that’s it! I’ve been naughty!” she replied
“What? Oh… I, uh… I got distracted when I saw, um, your, uh… you know.”
uh oh. I either use the built in animation thing on clip studio paint or an online GIF maker when I need to make sure colors aren’t being changed or something.
: “You see, miss Lady, there comes a time in the life of all humans when uh… well as they put it… uh, the birds and the bees? Or well… uh… the stork? You know?” “What he’s tryin’ to say, Lassie, is, Darling is expecting
when people think they can get all rude to you but hen it comes too opening a packet of crisps its like your their best friend uh no bitch move from me
uh-huh-bbygirl: Why wear panties when they just get wet anyway 👀
trjoel: thother: when my parents ask me why I want to move out I’m the “oh uh ooh ah I mean uh”
uh-huh-bbygirl:Why wear panties when they just get wet anyway 👀
When people ask you what’s up with all your body hair. Uh, would you ask that question if I had a penis? Nope.