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feministmadmax: hey girl: I don’t need to see the pain and humiliation you suffered as a sex slave. I believe you. And then she goes and f*cks Mel Gibson because his Mad Max wasn’t a fag.
-Sophie- “I’ll tell my teacher she let black guy finger me for a hit a crack then we’ll get a new mommy for sure! More tea please.”
thatfeministkilljoy: [ Image description: A tweet by zelli (@zellieimani) that reads “Violence did not begin with rap music. Columbus & em were not listening to Gucci on the Santa Maria.” ] What were they listening to then? See you don’t
nightimethinker: Music is salvation I’d rather stick a Q-tip into a cat’s anus and then insert it into my ear rather than listen to a second of that rubbish.
insanelygaming: Becoming a Legend Prints and t-shirts available on RedBubble Created by Riley Riot I’d rather smear shit on myself then wear that f*cking ugly print
twiabpup: who says you can’t be be cute & rageful at the same time If I was standing behind him I’d swat him across the back head with a baseball bat, then pummel his cute face with it until it looks like…
God doesn’t want to hear your confessions, your prayers should sound like “Iesus, what can I do to make your job easier, what exactly can I do to help you, please anything Lord, I am your servant.” and then clear your mind, try to
If Wikipedia says it then it must me true…I will come to power in 2033…
For the longest time I thought there was only one copy because of this, I kind of still do it’s not like there was a Kinkos back then.
queenssansa: I also feel like we should stop calling feminists “feminists” and just start calling people who aren’t feminist “sexist” – and then everyone else is just a human. You are either a normal person or a sexist. Why do transgender
Could you take a more f*cking boring picture of the stars please. (and then I see some asshat standing in the middle of the road staring up at the sky) what the f*ck could they be looking at? Orion? It’s only be there their whole life and they’re
That is “if” Donald Trump is elected and he exiles them from America then it wouldn’t be illegal in America for me to mount his head.I would never do anything with the approval of the Senate you assume to much<3
theanimalvines: cute animal vines? At first I thought it said “Have you ever seen porn underwater” then seen the dog and thought you were trying to start an aquatic beastialty fetish, like Space Beastiality…
melaninhoe: Dont stay in a toxic relationship just because you dont want to be lonely. What if she’s really hot and lets me stick it anywhere I want, is it ok to be in a toxic relationship then?
Parent punches student in the stomach in a school hallway, then just walks away
Those who know, know that ancient languages (Phoenician, Hebrew, etc.) when spoken correctly and under the right conditions form letters in the sand, if they could use sound to write on sand and rock then they could absolutely write microscopic hieroglyph
Little girl who was bullied throughout her entire childhood for believing the world was flat, bullied through high school, bullied by society and the government her entire adult life for just believing the earth was flat.Then murdered in cold blood
President Trump is backing out of this deal which means of course Russia and China are backing out, then every country on earth with a boat is going to go to Antarctica to stake claims.
that the snake walked up to Eve and seen that she was naked, got a hard-on and asked her for a little of the old in out in out.Eve goes “Oh no no no Mr. Snake, god said Adam and I couldn’t get it on….because.” then the snake says
jeranism: If you believe in the Heliocentric model ass we were all taught, then you believe in a religion… not science. Below is a paper that was accepted for publication by the European Journal of Physics in January 2013. Luka Popov is the author
If you are wondering why you’ve been selected, personally by me, for membership then here are the reasons…*Maranda– Because I like you and you’re hot.*Margus – Because you’re probably smarter than I am.*Gary – Because I love you Bro*Seth
I would place these artificial suns all around the world then turn them all on and go “HA! Told you global warming was real ya’ll now your b*tches asses gonna suffer as you worship me and suck my toes I aint eva turnin that sucker down, now
jeranism:Check the latest: Why I Am Still An AE Guy and Why The Square Map Is Ridiculous Because you’re a AE shill, I wiped my ass with the AE map and tossed it on the ground then you picked it up and made a video professing your undying love of the
1.Guy sticks Cheetos in a blender and then rubs the powder on his face.2.In the middle a scene that’s supposed to be intense; Cheeto boy asks a chick if there was “poop” when she had anal.3.Clowns fucking in a supermarket.4.A clown maste
I had a really stressful dream last night that I got blackout drunk and then found out everything that happened and had flashbacks like a cut seen in a movie. I woke up in the dream and looked at my phone and found out I posted my face on Tumblr, posted
i took the stars from my eyes & then i made a map
astrobinn: Rocky talks about how Eunwoo wakes up at dawn to practice because he has a busy schedule. Then Eunwoo thanks Rocky because he wakes up to help him with the dances.
Went thrifting and got a rad shirt, then got new briefs and socks from target 👌🏾
skellydun: all I want to do is kiss a cute person for a long while, bake cookies, and then die. why is none of that happening it doesn’t even have to be in that order !!!!!! Same
eliomega: enecoo: Love this If you dont. Then die
biblioprincessdalian:ace attorney writers be like apollo has whatever backstory we need him to have for the plot, and if that means he has seven different childhoods then that’s just a sacrifice he’s going to have to make. maybe if you work hard and
badass-magizoologist: “I was in love with your mother but she chose someone else and then died, however I am a good person trying my best to look after you” Yes: No: Thank you for coming to my TED talk goodnight
drinking-tea-at-midnight: badass-magizoologist: “I was in love with your mother but she chose someone else and then died, however I am a good person trying my best to look after you” Yes: No: Thank you for coming to my TED talk goodnight i love
sexhaver: avantgardejazz: what did frosty the snowman do other than come to life, do a little dance, then die isn’t that all anyone ever does, really
cryptid-sighting:Last June, one middle-aged union engineer postponed a doctor’s visit for work then died of a heart attack on the job weeks later. A conductor who spoke with the Times began feeling rundown last year but declined to see a doctor for
just-shower-thoughts: What if phobias are made from how you died in a past life
havanapitbull:theres this guy on youtube who just gets stung by increasingly deadly/painful insects and the videos are like 5 minutes of him getting psyched up to sting himself and then 10 minutes of him lying on the ground shrieking in agony
batdude: remember when sirius laughed and then died
imdatingurdad:Wtf is hook up culture? write me poems then die in a war
The World Sucks, Fuck It, Love It, and then Die.
victorian–suggestion: ruin the lives of everyone around you and then die
scifispaceships: temporal-index: This is the Garden of Kadesh. For thirteen generations we have protected it from the unclean. If you will not join, then die.There is no ‘withdrawal’ from the garden.
differentfacesameman: He managed to keep from squeaking - barely, when she pulled him on top of her. It definitely threw the Doctor off balance, in a way he couldn’t really define. It replaced the playful teasing with another kind of tension,
What'chu mean you don’t fuck with Flocka? Then I suppose that means I don’t fuck with you.
blobfossy: thegang-bangtheory: living the dream I watched this episode they had like a truck full of potatoes and dumped them down a hill and said that’s how many potatoes you consume in a year and she cried and then ran inside and ate more cheesy
gonna drink this whole case of sprite remix i found at the flea market this afternoon and then DIE.
radiopastel replied to your post:aw hell yea burn ban time to die in hundred+++++++…hellyeah the rain and cold here is killing me yea its going to flush away my house and all my possessions hell yeagive us all of these things. give it to texas.
happyhercmas replied to your post: i have ‘do you hear the people sing’ stuck in my… whatever makes you happy :* i don’t know why a stupid book/musical/film about EVERYBODY, LITERALLY EVERYBODY, dying is making me so happy at the
garnetquyen: I was trying to cheer myself up after watching the new XM:DOFP trailer with making silly gifs, then this happened… Thanks daddy Kage for suggestion LMFAO we’reallgonnadie
Writing Eren/Armin fic, because if I can’t have a reality that people are trans* and brainsick and have successful friendship then I’m going to write fictional ones that do.
abomasnow: i had one of these fuckers with a vaporeon in it when i was like 5 and i literally tried to chew the figurine out needless to say i failed and almost died
aaaand now I found out I don’t have a ride to a (different) group project at four. it takes twenty minutes to walk to campus, then I have to get on a bus. I don’t know what to do anymore.
wilmofthewabbits:soulsgrace:captiiveprincess:come-to-my-world:kawaii-turds:Just my personal opinion.Sooo… Do you really know anything about the game or the fandom?Because if you do, then you’d know that the fandom do NOT aprove nor support how Mink
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