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I couldn’t believe that my big sister agreed to play drinking games with me again after what happened last year. It couldn’t be that she wanted that to happen again? We didn’t talk for 3 months after “the incident”. Or maybe
I’m torn. I don’t know if I should say:“That ass so big it look like it bout to get up and twerk on it’s own!”Or go with: “That ass got a shelf I can put my drink on while I eat it out!”What would you say?
oh man…just look at her eyes…it talks about everything…from the eternal bliss of having that cock and its cum…to oh my sweet dick man, thanks for all that happiness…
luciasmaster: I had to re-blog this just for the pure concentration that was clearly required to keep still and focused. I would expect you to remain in the position so that I might enjoy the view and finish my drink.
I think i have had one to many sips of my drink to talk intelligently and to be able to blog a sex/role play story now…lol…know that i am so wet…relaxing in my tub…and its not the water that i am talking about!;) life is too
//If I've RPed with you, there's a 99.99% chance that I've daydreamed about our RP.
lederkoeter: randy-dog4master: Dog pissing As a dog I like to drink my piss out of a bowle
Another movie opinion headed your way; This time it’s for Getting that Girl. I know I haven’t done one of these in a while, because I haven’t been watching any movies. But due to my recent knee sprain while skiing I have plenty of
gocami83:When I told my dad that my ultimate fantasy was to fuck him with mom right next to us he said that he would make it happen. I don’t know what dad put into mom’s drink but the most she did was roll over look at me and smile before she passed
The ShapeIt didn’t take long for your mom to realize that there was something wrong with her pumpkin spiced latte. She shot up and ran to the kitchen window. Her friend, who hadn’t been able to drink as much of her’s due to her diligence at carving
angelbabe420:i wanna be dominated in non sexual parts of my life pick out my outfits order my drinks for me tie my hands up and gag me while we’re watching a movie together y'know that kinda thing
hotwifetalesandstories: Prom Night I paced the living room with a drink in one hand and my life in the other. She was up to something, and I had a bad feeling about it. Unfortunately, the sick feeling was mixed in with so much excitement that I could
Well frick my diapers still haven’t delivered and my friend and my parenats will head home soon… O~O””….. omg hold that text post…. *hides as a vehicles parked outside my house in the middle of typing this* LMAO JK WE GOOD IT
Today my mom texted me while she was at work to tell me that drinking one cup of coffee at Starbucks is equivalent to eating 8.5 scoops of chocolate ice cream. I c wat ur doin mum. I ain’t neva gonna stop drinkin coffee.
stevita: So, as most of you know, I’ve been taking steps to reduce my drinking recently. And in sitting with my mental clarity, at least, during daylight hours, I’ve come to recognize this side of my personality that’s given over to a constant
rm-renfield: any vampires who need permission 2 enter my house….. u have my permission…. u wanna come through my window in a flurry of fog & wind? u can do that….. wanna drink my blood & take me away to ur big vampire castle? alright
thecenterwillnothold: “Here is my hand, my heart,my throat, my wrist. Here are the illuminatedcities at the center of me, and here is the centerof me, which is a lake, which is a well that wecan drink from, but I can’t go through with it.I just don’t
So I wasn’t even thinking of drinking tonight, UNTIL my dearly beloved dropped me a text telling me that her retarded sister’s closet gay boyfriend just asked her to marry him. Suffice to say we hate both of them for so many reasons and ridicule
differentfacesameman: He groaned a little at the description of his behavior. “Well I supposed it could have been worse. But no I’m not inclined to go back there, or get more of that drink.” The Doctor tried to burrow back under the pillows,
mettic: mettic: mettic: My ireland native father once told me that the first time he ever saw people use water for hot chocolate was when he came to america, and said that it was then that he “knew this country was doomed” ive made a lot of posts
master2submissiveslave: You felt invisible. Did anyone even care that you felt shame when the fingers of a stranger brush passed your exposed nipples, as they reached for a fresh drink? Did they know you were ordered to serve drinks this way; it was
monchichitamberine: I had so much to drink last night that I apparently took selfies of myself that I clearly don’t recall taking!
malachidavenport: “It counts! It pushed me that much harder to better my drinking—never lost again.” Malachi laughed. As much as he enjoyed the idea of taking a break to go inside and get some hot chocolate, then drinking it while he
bigbossdidnothingwrong083: p5-akira-kurusu: bigbossdidnothingwrong083: LOOK AT THESE SHADOWS I ALMOST SPAT OUT MY DRINK Why is that face of huey on the guns That’s not Huey’s face on the guns. THIS is Huey’s face on the guns.
madelezabeth: “you come in here and drink my booze and I try to offer you life advice out of the goodness of my heart and you just go ahead and criticize my hairstyle yeah no thats fine fuck you too.”
myshadesofgemini: Vampire AU where Koujaku is a vamp and Noiz is an anemic. Koujaku accidentally drinks Noiz’s blood and decides that he likes it a lot and would do anything to make sure Noiz would be a healthy man. (Q w Q) My entry for askkounoi’s
urdirtydaughter: During our family vacation, Daddy would buy me drinks and bring them to me. I found this footage of one the the days that I blacked out. Turns out he put molly in my drink and used me while I was helpless. But I can’t say anything
mistressursular: Does it hurt, my little tattooed trophy. Do you think it was just by chance, or an accident that I bumped into you and caused my drink, and yours, to spill all over you? And when I told you how sorry I was, and that I lived close by,
I GOT THIS HOT WHITE SLUT WHO LOVES DRINKING MY PISS. ESPECIALLY WHEN I GOTTA PEE REAL BAD AND I GOTTA RUN TO THE BATHROOM, YO SHE SAIDS FUCK THAT, MY MOUTH IS DRY AND I’M FUCKIN THIRSTY. GIMME THAT FUCKIN PISS, I LOVE THE TASTE OF PISS, IT TASTES
rabioheab: once when i was like 5 i was drinking milk in the car and i suddenly started sobbing so much that my mom had to pull over because i thought i was going to be arrested for drinking and driving
shakboysmen: “See, I told you guys that my little brother is a total piss drinking pig. He also confessed that he wants to be raped by us, too.”
Looking at wines online because my 21st is in a week. The Wine and Spirits opens at 9am here and I am about that life. I will walk down there by myself as soon as my ass gets up and I will have several glasses of Moscato before my 1:30 class. Even if
feministsexworker: wyldwoodfaye: ithotyouknew: I put on my Tinder profile that I hate sports, I don’t drink beer and I’m 150% feminine all day all the time and so many guys are like…offended? One guy was like “what if the guy you like loves
brownley: Best movie drinking game: Attach a mustache to the screen. Drink when it lines up.
If anyone wants to talk, im awake and drinking because I didn’t realize I was dating another guy who doesnt give a flying fuck that I give 150% more to this relationship than he does.
toaarcan: dumbbitchasaurus: fierce-katzchen: They tried it Don’t think that my boy Andy doesn’t know that neither Andy Murray drinks his Respect Women Juice.
ponteh2dhh1ksdiwesph2tres: “It’s a repurposed syrup bottle that I drink my water out of,” Calfee said on Tuesday. “I’m not going to buy a ษ or ำ or water bottle that’s not worth what it costs because I’ll probably put it down and
ceasarslegion:aperture-laboratories-official:ceasarslegion:Quick i need a gamer drink that isnt gamer girl bathwater or gamer fuel because i cant get either of those in canadaRockstar, Monster, and Red Bull. My dad paypals me 20 bucks every exam season
assholei: youtrollthedice: theimpolitecanadian: when you drink the water and the tummy go sploosh sploosh The fact that 246,720 ppl know what this is it’s almost like everyone drinks water or something
so last night, I rolled over onto a burning coal after knocking over my hookah, and in the process of frantically cleaning it up, I knocked over my drink that was right next to it. my back is burned. this morning at work, I dropped an egg, and I’m
makebeliever: x Lesser mortals have their own fate, but there’s one thing I know above all; That some day, if I die my death, I will see that great drinking hall. x
maternallover: I love that my son is old enough to drink now. Also old enough to get me margaritas while I tease that sweet boy into an enraged beast.
Some nights all you can think about is how much you desperately want to die and how much you absolutely can’t. And then drink yourself to sleep in hopes that maybe it’ll damage your liver enough that you can die of natural causes and suffer
Just that sound alone makes me happy. 💜🍸🍷 never gets old. My everyday #Mantua #Champagne #fizz #clink #pop #drinks #glitter #everyday #herestotheneveremptyglass #love
Such an incredible night, met some of the most lovely, creative, beautiful, kind women! What an awesome event and even MORE AWESOME people! #bloodformercy (That isn’t my drink btw, I held the lovely photographers drink as she was kind enough to
saturday died in my arms last night. yesterday i had a feeling it would be that day. i just had a feeling. i have never watched something die before. he wouldn’t eat or drink and just wanted to snuggle, and as soon as he stopped breathing, his teeth
inthefallofasparrow:spaceshipsandpurpledrank:The Purple Dragon Me: Good god, I need a drink.Tipsy bartender: What you want to drink?Me: Just fuck me up with one glass.Tipsy bartender: I gotchu, fam.
rawrda:This is your daily reminder to not be ashamed of making your life easy for yourself. Cut your food into small pieces, make the font size 30 on your e book, use straws to drink, get a pen that’s comfortable to hold, take more naps, walk slowly,
phailhammer: mrsfscottfitzgerald: I just spit out my drink That is almost every episode of SVU in a nutshell. That said, I was not expecting that ending. Ly christopher meloni
omg I gotta share this cute story to you guys about my mom This really super hot day a couple weeks ago my mom and I were sitting outside just talking and drinking lemonade. She was just saying how really hot it was and that the grass looked all dry.
lilcrybub: i wanna be dominated in non sexual parts of my life pick out my outfits order my drinks for me tie my hands up and gag me while we’re watching a movie together y'know that kinda thing
I need to hurry up and finish drawing these dicks because there is something I want to do that’s sfw or at the least nobody has their dangly bits out or in someone. I would hit up the energy drinks again to get em done but I like the roof of my
I’m over here looking at the Garnet tag on my phone while over at my grandparents house for Christmas dinner and my Grandma just comes over right now and says “Are you thirsty, Jen?” ….was I THAT OBVIOUS???
lilcrybub:i wanna be dominated in non sexual parts of my life pick out my outfits order my drinks for me tie my hands up and gag me while we’re watching a movie together y'know that kinda thing
I JUST ROLLED IN SOME FKING TARTAR SAUCE
naked-yogi:As a society, we need to stop assuming that everyone enjoys drinking alcohol. It’s funny because of how many people are so attached to alcohol as a social norm they think this statement means I’m against alcohol. I’m against irresponsible
