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nudityandnerdery: bruce-dick-in-son:fourgasm:sytorofoam-boots-blog: I thought the coyote stretching its paws was cute so I made a GIF of it. toes Why is there a coyote on a bus. Well, it’s hard for a coyote to get a car loan, so the bus is a much
nudityandnerdery: incognergroes: dopeybeauty: if disney ladies had blogs I'ma punch Anna But, I mean, for real- Megara reblogging Fifty Shades of Grey? Nah.
nudityandnerdery: fanurl: tsigilili: nowgovanish: bigmamag: pecanpiedean: astriferousaesthetic: astriferousaesthetic: go find what a fic of ur life would be tagged as on ao3 i h a v e m a d e a m i s t a k e strictly platonic therapy
nudityandnerdery: crossconnectmag: Radically Diverse Australian Fungi Photographed by Steve Axford Photographer Steve Axford (previously) continues his quest to document some of the world’s most obscure fungi found in locations around Australia.
nudityandnerdery: Aubrey Plaza by Father John Misty
nudityandnerdery: jaxblade: harcules: mma-gifs: mma-gifs: Sean O'Connell still has the best weigh-in stare downs You guys, he’s back! I didn’t know that I needed to see this until I saw it. To put it simple. You DONT have to act tuff. To
nudityandnerdery: pennypyro: not-a-space-alien: Neil Gaiman’s response says “I was grateful for the comma” more of the convo: Look, Sir Terry forged his own sword when he was knighted, I’m pretty sure he’d win that fight.
nudityandnerdery: gothvelma: gothvelma: help i accidentally created a cleric with a -1 to religion checks how the fuck did i even do that “hey i just realized, we’ve been on this trip for weeks and i’ve never really seen you praying”“eh, yeah,
nudityandnerdery: nilvoid: nilvoid: hey remember those roving gangs of white people who literally hunted down and shot black people post-Katrina? For the unaware In comparison: Article here.
nudityandnerdery: erikkillmongerdontpullout: dreamingofmotherhood93: Just an FYI for those in the US with insurance issues How is this not a hellscape? Health care in this country is a goddamned dystopia.
nudityandnerdery: fizzygingr: Every time little Ben Solo puts his hands somewhere he shouldn’t, Luke trolls him with a “that’s how I lost my hand” story. “Ben, get your hand out of that cookie jar, that’s the one that ate my hand.” “Ben,
nudityandnerdery: thesnadger: Concept: That scene in every 90s high school movie where someone shows the new kid around the cafeteria (”that table is the nerds, those are the jocks, the goths, the cheerleeders” etc) except it’s a medieval tavern
nudityandnerdery: godlessondheimite: thepraxianweasleygeek: fullychaoticpatrol: I love how it’s “The Strange Case of Doctor Jekyll and MISTER Hyde” as in, yeah, they are basically two sides of the same person but only ONE has a doctorate #unless
nudityandnerdery: peterssquill:deadpool could never b in an avengers film bc he’d shit on their entire existences too much……:they’re easy targets & their self esteems would never recover Except for Cap. Deadpool has nothing but respect
nudityandnerdery:Mood.
nudityandnerdery: On the spectrum of fae traps meant to lure in the unwary and fool them into being stuck in the Courts, the “open box of raspberry Zingers in the bathroom at the 24 hour Starbucks” seems to have a very goblin energy to it.
nudityandnerdery: sorrynotsorrybi: sorrynotsorrybi: I can’t stop laughing because… like I don’t know how you can get more obvious than tweeting “I’m sure I’m bisexual,” but clearly The Sun isn’t convinced tbt to the time a bi woman
nudityandnerdery: fierceawakening: jolly-ob-saint-nixilis: pinkcheesegreenghost: kick-neckbeard-ass: scribble-wizard: dollsahoy: pinkcheesegreenghost: dynastylnoire: crime-she-typed: the-real-eye-to-see: We know she’s just mad cause they
nudityandnerdery: tsukishima-tadashi: punkyiddishkeit: tockthewatchdog: just throw them away then! why is people hoarding stuff that no one wants better. it all has to go somewhere when you die anyway Wow it’s almost like the problem is our entire
nudityandnerdery:purplebloodedmajesty:gladoswlw:ladylowkeyed:wilwheaton:bookoisseur:adulthoodisokay:jesuisloupseul:balfies:spongebobssquarepants:me and my partner have been obsessed with the unhinged insanity of this video for the last day. I can’t
nudityandnerdery:cipheramnesia:goldandlights:Can we please appreciate how fucking soft Geralt is? :(He constantly tries to talk people out of using violence to solve their problems. He easily, willingly risks his life to defend anything and anyone who
nudityandnerdery:Yennefer: I’ll never forget the first time I saw Geralt.Geralt: Don’t.Yennefer: He walked in to my orgy.Ciri: Gross.Yennefer: Apple juice in one hand, fuck-up in the other.Jaskier: Hey!
nudityandnerdery: why-i-love-comics: Wonder Woman: Agent of Peace #1 - “Commitment to Chaos” (2020) written by Amanda Conner & Jimmy Palmiottiart by Inaki Miranda & Hi-Fi Colors
nudityandnerdery:fussybees-deactivated20200928:AKCKKFJDBHSHSLCSNI mean, this screenshot alone is funnier than most of them manage to be.
nudityandnerdery:dnd-homebrew5e:Those three bowls of cereal you just ate are not going to take your pain away of all the new D&D characters you’ve created and never going to play, dahling. Well, maybe the next one will.
nudityandnerdery:regularlesbian:joan-deactivated20230204:love this countrydo these people ever get new material?New material is probably communism.
nudityandnerdery:regularlesbian:music-for-18-catgirls:love this countrydo these people ever get new material?New material is probably communism.
nudityandnerdery:vacuously-true:Hey tumblr friends, in case I haven’t told you lately, I have no idea what the FUCK half of you are on about and I WISH I didn’t know what the rest of you are on about. Great work. Keep it up.
nudityandnerdery: r-type:i dont know what red robin is but i think it might be a death cult “Endless steak fries” is actually one of the most convincing cult pitches I’ve heard in a while…
nudityandnerdery: sharpestrose: pipistrellus: fanart of taako being “”fashionable”” is always pleasing to look at but tbh i prefer how justin dresses at the live shows like… more ppl should draw taako like he went to the local Fantasy Goodwill
nudityandnerdery: neutrinotempest:ur telling me that red flags are BAD? I thought they were good because, you know, color theory “Red flags? Like he works at the children’s hospital?”
nudityandnerdery:Thor in the first Thor movie:Weird, terrible bleached eyebrows.Thor in the What If…? episode about him being an only child:Normal eyebrows.Hence, we can safely assume that the bleached eyebrows were the result of some terrible,
nudityandnerdery:prguitarman:Who is she?
nudityandnerdery:natalieironside:natalieironside:Tumblr is an Amelia Bedelia ass website No matter how precisely you try to phrase something, there’s at least one person out there who will find a way to misinterpret you in a way that no reasonable
nudityandnerdery:monkeysaysficus:crabs-and-belugas:Never going back to the NetherlandsYou could not have framed that comedy better, amazing.
nudityandnerdery:ninjasmudge:ninjasmudge:“we need to be able to blaze other peoples posts” you can its called seeing a post and reblogging it with the tags ‘posts that have 10k. to me.’ so that the op can screenshot and go 'dont
nudityandnerdery: ninjanaomi: otherwindow: otherwindow: Iconic seafarer beards became a trend to scare away pesky mermaids. Mermaid, seeing a bald pirate: Zero threat…!Mermaid, seeing a hairy, bearded pirate: If I get too close their face tentacles
nudityandnerdery: johnkatier: dude god could come down from heaven with a million angels and tell me that gif is pronounced “jif” and i still wouldn’t fucking do it I’d just shrug and say, “Okay, thanks, Jod, I’ll keep that in mind.”
nudityandnerdery: golden-screen-scream-queen: zombiesinmygarden: I made cthulu bread. Breadthulu… I don’t recommend this recipe. The dough takes a long time to rise.
nudityandnerdery: Too dark, gramma. Pull it back a little.
nudityandnerdery: tarmahartley: tebianco: winchesterson: perplexingly: geosaurus: perplexingly: Imagine dragons sleeping the same way giraffes do Yessss! I wanna draw sleeping dragons tooo Maybe they sleep like camels… or cats… or…. uh…
nudityandnerdery:ms-demeanor:argumate:argumate:yeah baby I got two checkmarkscollapsedsquid said: What about 3rd checkmark?they should just let you purchase an unbounded quantity of checkmarks, the ultimate pay-to-win ladder rankingit maxes out at 24,
nudityandnerdery: Please click for full view! And then sometimes I remember how I’m still kind of in love with Ramona Flowers.
nudityandnerdery: nerdrage42: Sext based adventures. I’d be into it.
nudityandnerdery: whentherewerebicycles:crazyintheeast: marzipanandminutiae: captainanarchist: This is just The Magnus Institute. Nope. They have a gas-based firefighting system instead of sprinklers for obvious reasons. It does lower the percentage
nudityandnerdery: sizvideos: From Siz (Get the app)Video Um. Holy crap.
nudityandnerdery: elizabitchtaylor: “Oh, I love legitimate thee-ay-ter.” I hate every ape I seeFrom chimpan-a to chimpanzeeNo, you’ll never make a monkey out of me…
nudityandnerdery: garbageshepard: setheverman: when you’re the piano player in the wild west when harry potter is being shown at the movie theater bye Oh my god.
nudityandnerdery: themisse: OTTER! OTTER! OTTER! My day needs this. hey auwa
nudityandnerdery: kinkshamer69: imagine you’re on a date with someone and it’s going really well and they drop a cheesy line like “if i could reach up and give you a star every time u made me smile, there would be none left” but neil degrasse
nudityandnerdery: moghedien: moghedien: Me at a new Dungeons and Dragons game DM: Please describe your new character Me: ok cool *literally just says the lyrics of Short Skirt/Long Jacket by Cake* needless to say, I’ve been thinking about this
nudityandnerdery: Well this is just entirely in character for both of them. omg it is =w=
nudityandnerdery:Finally, someone figures out why I identify as bi instead of pan.
nudityandnerdery: mintypineapple: asktheangels: Lately I’ve been getting most of my pep talks from Mister Rogers. Great. Now I’m disappointing Mr. Rogers. Nah. Mr. Rogers wouldn’t be disappointed. He hopes for the best for us, but he knows
