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Please baby, I just showered, I’ll be late for school ohh OHHH OHHH MY GOD please don’t cum in me again ARGGHHHHH
porndude: eatmycake: http://eatmycake.tumblr.com i just showered… why wasn’t she there? =(
just out of the shower xpost rpresenting #buttsandbarefeet
shower time… there’s just this perfect place where your tongue would really enjoy the cascading wetness…
Just cause i’m lame like that haha. #swag #after #shower #selfies (Taken with Instagram)
floating-point: just-shower-thoughts: Your future self is watching you right now through memories. Your current self is imagining your future self watch you through memories, but that future self is actually seeing a distorted, mixed up version of
renomaboys: #throwback just showered and someone asked for a selfie with #Renoma underwear. #guy #male #men #muscle #abdominal #abs #sexyasianguy #slimfit #lean #sexymen #sexyman #like#followme #fit #underwear #blue #wethair
totallyjazzed: just-shower-thoughts: Even though they have no correlation whatsoever 7x7=49 and Thursday feel the exact same.
voiceactresskurutta: just-shower-thoughts: I just realized that “Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side” is a joke about suicide I HAVE LITERALLY BEEN WONDERING FOREVER HOW THAT JOKE WAS AN ACTUAL JOKEAND NOW IT’S EVEN WORSE
damnthosepurplemonkies: just-shower-thoughts: The fact that girls still like guys proves that sexuality isn’t a choice This is truly the HOTTEST take on sexuality and I can’t get enough of it.
faetouchedinthehead:hobbitkaiju:bangawang:seananmcguire:bibliophile20:just-shower-thoughts:billionaire could give me %.01 of his wealth and change my life while he is virtually unaffected.0.01% of ũ,000,000,000 is 贄,000. Which, for some people, is
sinbadism:just-shower-thoughts:It took me 23 years to realize that “be there or be square” is because you’re not a-round.no… it’s not… “square” was black slang for uncool in like the 70s… why do yall keep making up fake etymologies 4
just-shower-thoughts: What if fetishes are inherited genetically but none of us know because we are all too awkward and embarrased to admit them to our families.
just-shower-thoughts: In the Toy Story universe, since the toys are alive that would include the sex toys too…
just-shower-thoughts: People always joke about browsing reddit all day at work, but for the people who work at buzzfeed it probably is their job.
just-shower-thoughts: If woman only got pregnant when they orgasm, teen pregnancy wouldn’t be as much of a problem.
just-shower-thoughts: if a woman gets pregant with a boy she will be litterally growing a pair
just-shower-thoughts: Everyone who gets caught in rip-tides and dies in the ocean is technically killed by the moon.
just-shower-thoughts: If two mind readers read each other’s mind, whose mind are they reading?
just-shower-thoughts: Virginity is the one thing in the world where people actively seek someone with zero experience as if that would somehow make them more qualified for the task.
just-shower-thoughts: There are potentially thousands of days in my life that I have forgotten completely and will never recall and I’m not completely sure I’m ok with that.
just-shower-thoughts: An ultrasound is like a teaser trailer for your baby.
just-shower-thoughts: 6.9 is 69 ruined by a period
r3xtoration: just-shower-thoughts: There are only two days in your lifetime that aren’t 24 hours long This just fucked me up
just-shower-thoughts: Dr. Oz is like the Buzzfeed of doctors.
just-shower-thoughts: We’re likely less than a generation away from the question “Do you smoke?” being generally interpreted as marijuana rather than tobacco.
just-shower-thoughts: Thanks to the internet, I will likely die having seen more unique naked women and men than my entire line of ancestors.
just-shower-thoughts: Earth worms are like dirt submarines
just-shower-thoughts: Eminem should make a line of sunglasses and call them Slim Shadys
hyroolianwarrior: just-shower-thoughts: It’s weird to think that I don’t even exist in your life, yet you’re reading what I just typed. That is one deep ass shower thought
just-shower-thoughts: We should change LOL to NE (nose exhale) because that’s all we really do when we see something funny online.
just-shower-thoughts: By having sex, you are continuing your family’s oldest tradition.
just-shower-thoughts: Two people can be born the at the exact same moment on earth, and still have different birthdays.
just-shower-thoughts: Female cockroaches should be called cuntroaches
just-shower-thoughts: In the past, the poor were skinny and the rich were fat. Now it’s the other way around.
just-shower-thoughts: I bet Chick-fil-A is open on Sunday in heaven.
just-shower-thoughts: If other people didn’t tell you how old you are, you wouldn’t know.
just-shower-thoughts: Charlie the tuna is disturbing. He’s selling you tuna and he’s a tuna.
just-shower-thoughts: Fake pockets in women’s pants should be called mockets.
just-shower-thoughts: Premature babies are really the same age as their full-term counterparts, but on paper they’re technically older.
just-shower-thoughts: For a doctor telling a patient they have type 2 diabetes, theres no good way to sugarcoat it.
just-shower-thoughts: If you were able to turn invisible, you’d be blind while using your power because the light would pass right through your invisible retinas.
just-shower-thoughts: Companies like Coke and Visa will immediately cut ties with celebrities who cheat on their wives or say something hateful, but they’re hesitant when it comes to not sponsoring slave labor conditions in Qatar ahead of the World
just-shower-thoughts: Back in the 20th century, people thought of the future as a Jetson-like, happy future. Nowadays, many people imagine the future as a post-apocalyptic wasteland.
just-shower-thoughts:Whoever is controlling me sucks at this game
just-shower-thoughts: “Never Heard of Them” would make a great name for an indie rock band
just-shower-thoughts: In 100 years google maps will have a street view feature called “retro” that will show what towns looked like in 2015
just-shower-thoughts: Because I’m dating the identical twin of one of my coworkers, I can’t tell my friends at work how hot my date is without sexually harassing a colleague by extension.
just-shower-thoughts: In Japan, radiation creates monsters (Godzilla) and in America radiation creates superheroes
just-shower-thoughts: Depression is like when your mind and heart stop loving each other but still eat at the same dinner table together
just-shower-thoughts: 7 billion people experienced this day in a different way
just-shower-thoughts: They really should make two different kinds of NSFW: one for nudity and one for gore
just-shower-thoughts: If you slap Dwayne Johnson’s ass, could you say you’ve hit rock bottom?
just-shower-thoughts: They should make condoms that turn a certain color when you stick them into some STDs
just-shower-thoughts: I wonder….once marijuana is legal….will paranoia still be a side effect….
just-shower-thoughts: Sniffing a flower is essentially taking a whiff of a plants genitals
just-shower-thoughts: Sometimes when I click a link tagged, “NSFW” or “NSFL” and they take more than a few seconds to load, I click back. I feel like that’s the internet’s way of warning to me not to look at whatever it is.
just-shower-thoughts: The human body is 70% water so we’re basically cucumbers with anxiety.
unicorn-skin replied to your post: While all those bath bomb things look … Take a shower and then a bath lol or i can just shower and be done with it? what is even the point of this comment, newsflash everyone has different likes and dislikes
