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ultrafacts: It makes the experience more fun. (Fact Source) Follow Ultrafacts for more facts But can I just keep the rollercoaster in my house? please? x333
so he may have received an angry lecture from Marco minutes later about teaching a child profanity but cursing children aside, we were talking about headcanon voices for jeanbo and someone (me, dat me) thought of this song and i just wanted to do a thing
I told my boyfriend not to get me anything for Christmas, this was his response. Just- FUCK.
i drew me and my roommates at our anniversary dinner (from a photo obviously) because we’ve been roommates for like ten years and it’s ridiculous okay basically they are both adults and i am just a complete fuckup
Lol ;) just for you Michael
lost-in-ikea: glam00ur: all 46 excuses on my friends wall, 1. i was just really, really early for tomorrow 2. we can’t all be usain bolt 3. in this day and age, we shouldn’t need labels like “late” 4. i had pe first period do you blame me
So in 2012, when each time zone changes to 12/21, does that mean everyone dies seperately? Because if that's the case I'll just get on a plane and fly around the world for a few hours until everyone's done dying, then come back down and be the only person
undergroundartwork: Here we have the lovely Gina the Giratina for 0lightsourced. I love her personality so much that I decided to pay tribute. Waaah that’s adorable! Thanks so much!! <3
When someone insults you and says "just kidding," but you know they really meant it...
just wanted to say: thank you all for the recent support of my smut making, your tags, comments and messages give me lifeblood, I’m honoured y'all can vibe with this hellish blog I’ve created, but also want to apologise for the lack of recent content
vicarious–vagabond: “i feel so bad for the crewniverse! my heart is breaking over this! …… anyway here’s a gifset/screenshot redraw of the leaks”
sorry i just woke up
buddhabrand: quesocotija: buddhabrand: *piledrives an 11 year old onto concrete* *just fuckin’ DDTs a toddler for calling me poopface*
Not omo but just FYI… I freaking love this app lol look at some of my cute lil characters!! (App is called pastel girl)
ohgodwhatam-i-doing: I like how tumblr recommends normal/non-fetish blogs for me to follow as if I don’t just post piss all day. Ok but mood
omoghouls: Tbh the idea of a ghoul wetting themselves through their uniform while seated on the toilet is neat? like, they made it! They were to close but their bladder was just not able to wait for them to pull down or unzip so they just sit, feeling
sirlightbulb: Do you ever just see the first sentence of a text message and just think “oh fuck no I do not have time for this shit”
mydogsnokes: hedgehowg: mydogsnokes: why put cookie dough in the oven when you can put it in your mouth I don’t know why don’t you ask the bread baking in my vagina. i’m sorry for whatever i said that caused you to say what you just said
lifeofatrichster: lolmyweirdlife: bmair: She whispers just to you I’m deleting my blog That’s enough tumblr for today
inabasket: elasticitymudflap: i can never face my family again You ever see something so funny you bypass laughing entirely and go straight for crying?
gnarlsmeowley: ashprincessmidna: crushmyfacewiththighs: aewm: social-media-for-justice: senpaiscat: People are complaining about scarlet Johnson as the major in the up coming live action of the ghost in the shell, yet some how people were not angry
peridotchannel: robregal: yourlilmamii: lovingthystruggle: best-of-memes: Hits blunt The last one bruh lol Omg the last one That church one way too real. The clock one Yall freaking out over the last one but most churches that ask for money
trickstarbrave: sometimes you hear the correct pronunciation for something and you just refuse to acknowledge it at all
thedeathofablog: un-be-fucking-lievable: prongsmydeer: pottergenes: james turning down every hogsmeade invitation by telling them he’s going stag Sirius spreading a rumour that he has a cat just so when people ask him about it he can go, “Nah,
owlpellet:just saw a post complaining about how hard it is to find adhd resources for adults and one of the comments said “tiktok has a lot of adhd tips” as if telling someone with adhd to enter the algorithmic quicksand of perpetual dopamine hits
Reblog if it's okay for people to come into your askbox and ask about your OCs
just realized i never shared the dog walking au comic i drew for the ill-fated teou zine collection, so here it is! almost a year old already, oops
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voluptuousvagabond: psych2go: If you like more posts like these, follow us @psych2go You mean it’s not just me?!? 😂😂😂
penny-theunicorn: imtrashgod: notyour–honey: alexisbuttsparkle: loucretia: great way to kick off black history month Great way to be a total douche bag i know right who would ban an entire race from a country just because a few of them were
lyriform: lyriform: a resume is just a ref for your worksona if this post makes you angry you should be angry at your boss not me
official-mugi: sataniasuccubus: sataniasuccubus: this whole thing can really be traced back to Apple tbh Apple has a track record of not allowing any methods of finding adult material in any apps on IOS store. just look at the IOS Reddit app. Apple
burritolover97: eyebrow game strong? more like eyeBAG game strong. i’m fucking exhausted. haha lol
supernatural-loves-of-my-life: meulin-weipon: waiting-for-the-blue-box: greatbritishcheese: maggiekealy: tastefullyoffensive: Wi-Fighting[via] Winternet is coming pretty sure i’ve rebageled this 20 times already but it’s just so good Did
stillnotalterego: “average person watches out for 3 trees a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person watches out for 0 trees per year. Georg Georg Georg, of the jungle, watches out for 10,000 each day, he is an outlier
tinsnip: ladyyatexel: My surgeon came out and told my mom and brother on Tuesday that I’d be down and out for about two weeks. My brother: TWO WEEKS? Holy shit. Surgeon: Well, consider this. She and I just had a knife fight. And I won. Because
overlordjake: remohazard: I won’t take a bullet for anyone because if I have time to jump in front of a bullet, you have time to move. y’know, you probably just made tons of songs seem completely pointless.
carlosae88: (via excuse-my-charisma, faggotbrigade) My brother just fell for this hahaha
amottledrose: andrew-scoot: this iS REALLY FUCKING FUNNY JUST WAIT FOR IT TO GET GOING This is called “How many things can we break to turn a page?”
justtouchedawkwardly: i just love this because chloe is like “da hell is this girl cryin about”
younger-than-the-soul: a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy: I just traded my neighbour a jar of raw honey for his parakeet’s corpse. It is also worth noting that the only reason I have so much raw honey is because I made a dress for a beekeeper’s daughter.
thegoddamazon: bambiambi: blackfashion: According to just about every news source we have Miley to thanks for Beyonce cutting her hair, because you know she invented a hair cut, just like how she invented twerking and everything else. #THANKSMILEY
proteinpills: rustingawayslowly: americadivided: mycrowntooheavy: jaileyrhode: Bc what are you really doing Taylor just- I’m here for this. 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾💯💯 JESUS IS LORD. THANK YOU FOR THIS BC I NEEDED IT. taylorswift “you
msixela: maintencemanmemories: msixela: fuckinecstasy: 760mastermind: Divine ayo ma, im tryna fuck I’ll pass my pussy isn’t made for fuck niggas that think they can fuck virtually but do keep trying just not with me And the award for best
patrickat: zouisprideflag: just-shower-thoughts: Today’s date is 2²/3²/4². YOU CAN ONLY REBLOG THIS TODAY Be there and be square. Somebody was waiting for this for years
ur-not-my-average-taco: bando–grand-scamyon: warm-toasted-boobies: bando–grand-scamyon: demho3zhatinq: Literally ALL Non-Black women @ Black women Yep lmfao For so long I just thought this was just some random white girl with her cool black
aaliyah-apollonia: gregwuzhere: aaliyah-apollonia: She just half naked frying peppers? I don’t understand the whole cookin naked thing myself… Anything for likes..just post your nudes & go. Mess around and have a hot pepper pop on your titty
bae–electronica: Her: You been working out?Me: Just a littleHer:Lemme feel zaddyMe: lol ion know if you ready for the gun show 😂😂😂😂
kngshxt: just seen a vagina referred to as a meaty sin slit and i just have zero time for white people im tired of this
kngshxt: woodmeat: just-swallow-me-woman: woodmeat: Why do niggas search for women with fat asses just to get mad at them when other niggas look at them🤔 Cause we done bent that fat ass over and we know what’s under there and don’t want no
lynnwho: lovealwaysgretchen: @lynnwho This you? Bitch, yes!!!!! 😂😂😂😂 Y'all terrible for this, we just be wanting sleep 😩😩😩
laurdlannister-kingslayer: douche-slug: douche-slug: after switching away from apple i have such a distaste for apple products just because i can’t believe i spent so much money on such shitty phones for 5-6 years and i know the sole reason i did it
hiccuphaddock: @ mutuals who just have a single quote as their description with a link to their about page for the aesthetic I got a neighbor I’ve spoken to frequently for the last five years, I haven’t a clue what her name is. I know her
unclefather: Just got this bib for my future grandchild This shit true for a lot of grandmas out there past, present, future, they need to make this lmao
sashaahoneycarter: dykescxual: datsharkcritic: dykescxual: datsharkcritic: im-so-pharah-way: Hello this is the dumb bitch pride flag i just made it! The red stands for wrath, the blue for sadness, and the black is for the inescapable void of never
southparktaoist: my-little-mod-blog: This is what happens when people can’t find a job They just pull a job out of their ass (perhaps slightly more than just figuratively in Vance’s case) And that’s beautiful Well as for Alan Moore, if one creates
just waiting for the obligatory “happy new years!” texts that i’ll receive from people who could give two shits about me LOL
LOL. I have all things Doctor Who related filtered out and I literally just went through two whole pages of filtered posts so it was just like two pages of nothing.
Is it just me or is scrolling down Tumblr starting to feel the same as when you’re at a red light & there’s a homeless person asking for change that you don’t have cause you struggeling too…