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springrivers: jesus-in-a-threesome: kaonashizen: bleu: look , i literally can’t stress how cute this deleted parks and rec scene is and im about to lose my fucking shit. Im in love with Chris Pratt “just kidding, I’m so strong” oh my
springrivers: jesus-in-a-threesome: kaonashizen: bleu: look , i literally can’t stress how cute this deleted parks and rec scene is and im about to lose my fucking shit. Im in love with Chris Pratt “just kidding, I’m so strong”
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when straight porn appears on my dash
jesus-in-a-threesome: kaonashizen: bleu: look , i literally can’t stress how cute this deleted parks and rec scene is and im about to lose my fucking shit. Im in love with Chris Pratt “just kidding, I’m so strong”
henrycavills: in movies when kids sneak out through their windows and im just like why dont you have screens in your windows who doesnt have screens in their windows what do you just let bees and bugs and birds and shit fly into your room what the fuck
sansaofhousestark: doctorkpepper: henrycavills: in movies when kids sneak out through their windows and im just like why dont you have screens in your windows who doesnt have screens in their windows what do you just let bees and bugs and birds and
drakesquad: tuggywuggy: drakesquad: i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter
00-13: lmao i dislike children with a fiery passion, but if one wants to talk to me or w/e im nice to it. its a child. it is completely dependent on its parent, and doesn’t know better. It’s not it’s fault that it’s shitty. and kids usually
llyriuml: writterings: writterings: writterings: writterings: writterings: whenever a young kid joins our staff at work im just like huh. guess im a father now. these kids will be like “can you drive me home? i don’t have gas money but-”
hardisonparker replied to your post “I’m going to bed now, but I want you all to think about trans feminine…” what great timing b/c im watching the hobbit right now and im so happy thinking about this I’M SO GLAD. I just love writing
skerples:female-anti-feminist:foxysmoulder:but really guystampons/pads marketed to young kids who just started getting their periodsshould be a thingwrappers with dinosaurs and planets and glitter and cats and sea creatures make kids feel comfortable
writterings: writterings: writterings: writterings: whenever a young kid joins our staff at work im just like huh. guess im a father now. these kids will be like “can you drive me home? i don’t have gas money but-” and im already pullin out
ukitakess: I’m still confident that Sarada is Sasuke and Sakura’s kid.The DNA sample Suigetsu used could most likely of been Sasuke’s, hence why it was a match. I mean, Suigetsu’s a bit of an.. airhead, so he might of just simply mixed them up.
alyssa-myy-: alinadelmundo: lilxvenom1: i always tell her that! :D Hah, always. <3 hahahah, Yupp(: im sick….would u kiss me? haha lmfao jUST KIDDING!!! im single.
I am spending these days that my kid is away just high as fuck. My anxiety is on ultra high since she has been gone. I have been smoking all day yesterday and today. Its been pretty awesome. Im just relaxed and horny.
theyellowbrickroad: i hate when adults just assume im going to have kids bc i would literally rather light myself on fire than have a child
batteur-senpai: unsuccessfulmetalbenders: calliedope: hot topic has some cool stuff but its embarrassing just walking in that store tbh thank you so much for putting this into words Walk into hot topic like what up im not a scene kid
greathaircut: love how kids introduce themselves like “hello im johnny im five years old i know how to read” yeah cool i didnt ask for your life story asshole
therapydinosaur:perks of being the “shy” kid in class: you hear some REALLY good gossip. and i think the reason for that is because since youre so quiet and all that people will think you are innocent and not listening. oh but im listening. im listening
drfurter:theb3ckm4nator:drfurter:im the bestPlease tell me you’re actually related to Tim Curry.right now it looks like im his granddaughter even though he doesnt have any kids
broughttoyoubytheletterq: when im a parent i won’t take my kid’s electronics when they get in trouble i’ll just take the charger so i can watch the fear in their eyes as they use it less and less while the battery slowly begins to run out
eridonkidonk: officialdaddyegbert: blobeggs: boxlunches: blobeggs: Every single friday this kid just shows up dressed as link I love this school Does he talk he does but whenever someone calls his name for roll call he just goes “HEUH” what
kylajaykay: mamayuuma: “what will your kids think of that tattoo?”my kids aren’t going to give 2 shits because i’m not going to raise them to be a judgmental asshole like yours did i’m just going to reblog this over and over again
kylajaykay: mamayuuma: “what will your kids think of that tattoo?”my kids aren’t going to give 2 shits because i’m not going to raise them to be a judgmental asshole like your parents did i’m just going to reblog this over and over
official-nepeta: colorfullyfuckedazazel: wifikings: nvxus: wifikings: What if Peter Pan was just an asshole, and had kids jump out of windows, making Neverland a coma dream? Peter Pan originally was an angel of death that held kid’s hands when
trendingrn:spirited-driving: jesus-in-a-threesome: kaonashizen: bleu: look , i literally can’t stress how cute this deleted parks and rec scene is and im about to lose my fucking shit. Im in love with Chris Pratt “just kidding, I’m so
writterings: writterings: writterings: writterings: writterings: whenever a young kid joins our staff at work im just like huh. guess im a father now. these kids will be like “can you drive me home? i don’t have gas money but-” and im already
priestessofarkay: llyriuml: writterings: writterings: writterings: writterings: writterings: whenever a young kid joins our staff at work im just like huh. guess im a father now. these kids will be like “can you drive me home? i don’t have
one of u reblogged porn and my mom saw and thought i was looking at porn i tried to explain to her about the dash but she wouldn't listen. i got my ass beat and im coughing up blood :( im crying... just kidding!
saralisanvl: yougiveme-hope: Omg… crying… This deserves A LOT of notes oh my gosh, everyone has to watch this and reblog it. im crying. ohmygosh oh god it made me cry. tears… oh my god. </3 this girl is amazing. just bless her. im in tears.
catziel: catziel: this kid in my grade just posted this with a bunch of his faces photoshopped onto it……. STOP GUYS IM NOT KIDDING OMG HE CANT SEE THIS FUCK
fahrlight:felthier:springrivers:jesus-in-a-threesome:kaonashizen:bleu:look , i literally can’t stress how cute this deleted parks and rec scene is and im about to lose my fucking shit.Im in love with Chris Pratt“just kidding, I’m so strong”oh
jesus-in-a-threesome: kaonashizen: bleu: look , i literally can’t stress how cute this deleted parks and rec scene is and im about to lose my fucking shit. Im in love with Chris Pratt “just kidding, I’m so strong”
cool. phone got cut off and im getting blamed for everything and im just some shitty kid. just going to bed.
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my mOM JUST BOUGHT ME A LITTLE WEBKINZ HEDGEHOG FROM THE STORE she says its to motivate me to do better in school agkjadgdgj but wowowow what a cutie my goodness i haven’t played flippin’ webkinz in years im gonna fuck shit up