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Hemmie calmly waiting in the vets office with me after scaring the ever-loving shit out of me with a very long epileptic episode. He’d had a mild, short one a year or so ago, but because of this one’s length he’s officially going to
Squee!! 20,000 Space Coins to the first Space Monkey that tells me where I can pick up these beauties! (calm yours, tits, kids. That’s like ũ.78 USD) ~Bunny
lmao….Oh Tumblr. ***NOTE: I got this off a website. Im not NOT reblogging. So fucking calm down you douche nozzles. ;)
Woahhhh… like… fucking calm down…
calms:when you do your eyeshadow perfectly and fuck up your eyeliner like
raki had a real nonchalant attitude about his eventual murder and evisceration. i respected that about him. In fact, raki is extraordinarily calm all the time about his possible murder.
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grievous bodily calm
droosy:live laugh love! keep calm and carry on!!
bethmalones: seductivesnuggies: bethmalones: zadla: bethmalones: emmanueljmoreno: bethmalones: me reading abt a romantic situation involving two straight people: ok me reading abt the exact same situation except it’s two girls: HO !!LY SHIT
europ-eyn: sabrinagrimm: MY CAT JUST STARED AT ME AND THEN RAISED HER PAW AND SLOWLY PUSHED A GLASS OFF THE BEDSIDE TABLE AND BROKE IT SO FUCKING CALMLY cats
Calm down, tough guy. She only fucked a whole bunch of other men “a little”.
fucking-bambi: morning i am calm and drama free now why are there so many trolls on here
keep calm and carry on my wayward son
littlemisssweetcakes: luckied: Jean sat silently as Lea spoke, his face blank as she processed his words. He wanted to offer a calming hand, but wasn’t sure if it was appropriate or not. Jean waited quietly from where he sat until she turned back to
insomniacs-rps: Louie was hiding something from Jean, something that meant he wasn’t exactly human aside from his looks. He would tell the blond if things got more calm between the two of them, but for now he’d keep it to himself. Or so he thought.
Carl you fucking piss baby.
Keep Calm and... actually just go batshit
not-so-bitterbritters: He killed 9 people, called the police and said he planted bombs. How the fuck was he allowed bail and the opportunity to get out?Bullshit, they aren’t even trying to hide what they think of us at this point. #blacklivesmatter
kidxforever: noirega: pimplordjmoney: 15shadesofshananigans: lovinglykiki: africanaquarian: africanaquarian: likemistlikesteam: tanaebrianab: elionking: I hope wasnt no milk in that this boy’s reaction is like wayyyy too fucking calm for
calm-horizon: toxicprada: flora-hey: lushmilk: cool-kids-cant-die: blissful-moon: fuck me This so relevant ugh yes omfg YES fuck
thechophouse: NO, NO I JUST WOKE UP MY FUCKING PARENTS BECAUSE OF THIS PICTURE AND THEY STORM IN MY ROOM AND ASK WHAT’S SO GODDAMN FUNNY AND ALL I CAN DO IS POINT AT THE PICTURE AND MY DAD JUST STARTS BURSTING OUT LAUGHING AND WE’RE ALL LAUGHING
savagepumpkin: I’m going to get in trouble for creating this one, but I just had to do it I have those fucking days! -fms
deepthroatenthusiast: Throats the new pussy. He guide your head in the right place. You stay there. And take the face fucking, calm and relaxed. You know the new motto.
assassinregrets: someone online: everybody calm down, we’re going to be fine! :))) we’ve weathered worse than this! :) :) :) :) really all this panic just seems like a huge overreaction imho
fuck-the-family: “Calm down big sis, so what daddy caught you masturbating, daddy caught me last year and now I’m his personal fuck toy” “Are you! Do you think he’ll make me his fuck toy?” “I hope so! I want to fuck him together with
animatedtext: destroy the idea that i will ever calm down
drhanniballecter: I relate to the phrase “chillin like a villain” because it shows that I’m calm but also ready to sin
jay2much: thebestoftumbling: so calm Me working under a deadline
i, personally, would love to calm down, and yet
o0apple0o: my biggest dream is to calm down
milesjai: thebestoftumbling: so calm @transparenthottubphilosopher
grinned: Sometimes I don’t feel like continuing to live. I don’t want to kill myself, I just want it all to stop or go away. I want to be calm. I want to be happy again.
ungodlythighs: me: has a breakdown me: gets super embarrassed about it the second I calm down
shubbabang: i am a calm collected individual
trans-junk-rat: me: *thinks about roadhog* me: *needs to grab onto something stable, take deep breaths, calm down my heartbeat*
thedoctorsconsultingfirebender: europ-eyn: sabrinagrimm: MY CAT JUST STARED AT ME AND THEN RAISED HER PAW AND SLOWLY PUSHED A GLASS OFF THE BEDSIDE TABLE AND BROKE IT SO FUCKING CALMLY cats
scumbugg: theinturnetexplorer: Andreas M. (57), from Freital, Germany, raises his arm to a nazi salute in provocation toward a group of demonstrators for human and refugees rights, who were marching nearby. He gets then calmly approached from behind
sweatshirt says ‘keep calm and let the winchesters handle it’ if you were wondering. asfdjgfjhkg
The Calm and the Storm
everthingthatisonedirection: calm-down-curly: little—leprechaun: s-u-m-m-e-r-s-u-n-t-a-n-s: REBLOG : This girl was found dead the morning after this photo was taken. She died of suffucation, and was found with a plastic bag over her head. She
kingjaffejoffer: SHE’S SO FUCKING CALM. IM DEAD. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭Like
Keep Calm and Marathon-On
elouvator: why do guys think girls wear makeup for them do u honestly think i spent ฤ on a blush to make ur dick hard calm down
calm-fuck: flowury: my boyfriends texts have 37k Aw fuck
OHMYFUCKINGHELL POST LIMIT IS THE WORST THING IN LIFE I PRAY TO NEVER EVER GO THERE AGAIN. WTF I DIDNT EVEN GET WARNED IT WAS JUST POOF DONE. TUMBLR STAFF NEEDS TO SEND US A MESSAGE LIKE “hey bitch ur posting a lot calm it down” BC NOT KNOWING
mandareeboo: I love how Ruby’s obviously at peace with herself as Garnet; calm and serene. She’s never really like that when she’s not; she’s pretty relaxed for a Ruby, sure, but overall she doesn’t get that sort of satisfaction alone.And then
keep-calm-and-solve-my-mistery: stuck—-in—-the—-past: ☾ http://stuck—-in—-the—-past.tumblr.com ☽
chrischub41: professororc: dexterwardstuff: Oh yeah, eat it! Jesus fuck calm down, you’ll slip a disk or kill the bastard Anyone like me to sit on their face like that? ;-) wanna try this..
Keep Calm and Love Daddy
jollyrogers777: If you can’t have Love… A Good Hard Fucking calms the busy mind for a few hours
