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Via: http://altporn.net/news/2016/09/06/razorcandi-razor-candi-unwinds-after-a-long-day/After a long day of working hard there are a few top ways to unwind, and it looks like we know one of Razor Candi’s favorites. Actually, according to Razor Candi
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One question. WTF? No chill at all
strapattackwhore: I really want to take Lexi Sindels massive strap-on deep in my ass! I want her fists in my ass! Lexi is so good at dominating!
At the Bar -
At the Beach -
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thefagmag: thelodginghouse: Where young men log in to lose it and learn Greatest Hits AlbumPost you’ve scored top of the daily charts at thefagmag recently
Commission for phallen1 of Sadie and Maya getting intimate in the most daring ways possible——————-If you’d like to know more about my monthly commission streams check the FAQ here and yonder here for my monthly
I hate that I miss you at night
To the girl that randomly came up to me and confessed her love to me while i was tabling at my last con i just want you to know i think about you everyday fjdhdkdks
like a fool.
At this point I’m just gonna have to pull an all nighter and hope I can pull something amazing out of my ass because things are not going the way i want them too..
I was looking back at my infinite fancams and im choking because in one of them while im screaming out to sunggyu and calling him baby the girl in front of me is taking a picture of her dad and i just cant ahaHa
bonanzajellybean:im-still-in-shock: They’re making Hannibal evil… I shoulda seen this coming but still… I was hoping he’d be an anti-hero at least. :( HE EATS PEOPLE
You ever look at some of your mutuals/people you follow and just think they are fucking adorable and beautiful? I get that a lot x3
miniar: Look at these hideous sunglasses I found while looking for xmas stuff! I think they used to be my grandmother’s… Even tho the sunglasses are ridiculous you actually look really cute and masculine omg
umbrellamadness: Of all the tweets I’ve seen, this one is the best Well sometimes they have been handed like idk a pile of dirt and been told to make lemonade then gotten blamed for not being able to make lemonade from dirt but yeah
onlyblackgirl: mcimgery: onlyblackgirl: ambitiousvegancitylove: onlyblackgirl: White people will raise hell for discrimination and brutality against Pitbulls but won’t blink twice at a black person getting choked to death by the police, 300 kidnapped
kingxanxus: do you ever drop something and instead of picking it back up you just stare at on the ground and think about what a failure you are
t1kt0k:obsessed with the line “if i can continue to be a minor nuisance to the forces of nature trying to decompose me, i’m gonna consider that a win. the wheel of time will continue to turn, and i with it, like a nail in a tire”
ygrittesnow: when we were babies my dad was a stay-at-home dad while my mom kicked ass in the courtroom but he would carry my twin brother and me around with one baby on the front and one on his back in backpacks and women would come up and look at how
tvverkin: my life consists of me starting my homework at 10 and finishing it at school the next day
genies: My life is like a romantic comedy except there’s no romance and It’s just me laughing at my own jokes
jcatgrl: euphoricdays: yes they do yes they do are you kidding i know so many guys that are super rude like out of nowhere what if they’re gay and also find him attractive is that a joke everyone is at least a little two faced no they won’t not
THIS IS MARRIAGE!! Thats right! Permission to be a bad ass. Nod. He looks back at the guy like, “SEE THAT? SHE SAID YES. YOU’RE SO FUCKED.”
ohshititsgreg: avvatar: duoverse: marcelinesexual: i wish i could carry around cards at school that have reaction images on it so when someone says something stupid i could just hold up a card and be like this exists it’s called facial expression
deeeeeeeeeeeeetitsaaaaaaaaaaaaan: how do you expect me to start getting up at 7am when ive been going to bed at 7am for two weeks
agentdalecooper: the bag my necklaces came in was tiny and my dad just looks at me and says “this is what they sell cocaine in on the streets” and his eyes lit up and he put some baking powder into the bag and put it on the counter and i was like
sassygaysatanist: fezzingly: I feel like a rare breed of human female who does not feel attracted to Channing Tatum at all no one is actually attracted to channing tatum it’s all just peer pressure.
wearejohnlocked: daughter-of-white: sakura-rose12: Guys, guys, I made a gif. LOOK AT IT. IT GAVE ME HELL. PHOTOSHOP CRASHED 4 TIMES! 4. FREAKING. TIMES. *rage quit* Worth it. my mum heard me and came to ask me what i was laughing at and i had to
#this is the most realistic portrayal of what would happen if you were to randomly burst into song And this is why I love Enchanted. It’s like a Disney movie and a Disney parody at the same time.
bathsabbath: sutured-infection: Silver skull vinaigrette, Europe, 1701-1900 Like pomanders, vinaigrettes could be used as a vessel to hold strong smelling substances to be sniffed should the user be passing through a particularly smelly area. At a
eleanorjanestyle: i hate when i lose things at school like my pencils and papers and life ambitions
morrissev: this pic annoys me SO MUCH it should be AT A TIME not AT TIME oh my gosh
tinydragongina: If you laugh at jokes about raping people I will laugh at my fist punching your throat because sure it’s violent and demeaning but I think it’s funny so why aren’t you laughing get off the floor and stop whining I am trying to assert
at costco with my brother and he keeps looking at me because i can’t stop thinking of that fucking au and laughing my ass off.
looking at cosplayers like no. you’re too fucking perfect.
At The Speed Of Life
aplpaca: kinda funny when english teachers say stuff like “i can tell if you didnt read the book” or “i can tell when people bs their paper” no you cant. you can tell when people are bad at bs-ing their paper. i didnt even read the sparknotes
like daydreaming, but at night
austincarl1le: do you ever get in one of those moods where you’re like feeling okay but you’re really sad at the same time and you just want to talk to someone and make them hug you but you feel annoying so you kind of just sit there being really
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But honestly like the Warblers don’t deserve her at all.
“Don’t be mad at me.”Santana could never be mad at you Brittany, lbr.
It’s amazing how everything and nothing matters at the same time, no wonder everyone is so fucked up about life all the time.
Am I the only person who looks at all the really amazing stuff people I know have done/can do and get really really depressed because I literally have nothing to show for my 19 years on this planet?
Like wtf my feet should not be like this on the toilet I’m SO MAD I’m never pooping here again
phlayva:The law of attraction is so real. I swear, once you establish yourself as powerful, or strong, or independent, or business minded, people like you will flock your way out of nowhere. And it’s just the universe reminding you that when you can
I look like such a bitch its great
I’m feeling v bad and torturing myself looking at pretty girls and feeling ugly
LIKE HOW CAN YOU NOT CRY DURING ILL COVER YOU IN RENT LIKE MY HEART CRACKS OPEN
I am so mad this Eid because all I can think of is how I was treated like crap on Eid-al-Fitr and I’m alone yet again. Not that I like my family or anything, but jfc we’re completely broken.
au where nepeta is not the stereotypical weeaboo everyone perceives her as and more like the leader of a badass punk gang that can rip you a new one if you look at her wrong
my fever went down earlier from 100.6 to 100.1 but now its at 100.7, i honestly don’t feel too bad physically other than a bit of body aches but im like really motivated to work on some art but i probably should lay down instead LOL
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……I never realized I draw pretty fast, I always thought I was at a pretty average speed drawer but I guess not im no Angie jr tho thats for damn sure, she draws at the speed of fucking light
Jimminy Christmas, It’s raining really hard at my house right now..
ppl who preach about their portrayal of a character being superior but their portrayal of said character changes their hair, clothes, race, body type, and to an extent their personality like wherE did the character go
I’m confused at what is so difficult to understand about this? I explained it’s because forcing gender roles onto men makes it humiliating… because I’m a woman and do all those things (not because I feel like I have to but because I enjoy
