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nsarararara: Me: “Hey, wanna see a magic trick?” *removes panties from beneath skirt*GF: “You ain’t a magician, you a ho.” this is me on my other blog. Yes, this is an actual exchange between me and my gf.
I never thought I’d be able to draw one of these things but god knows it’s long overdue so here it is, an actual kiriban post! As of 10/28/13 over 1200 people followed this weirdo! Thank you guys so much for keeping up with my shenanigans
Yay for characters with ambiguous gender for no apparent reason! (even if they made Hanji a woman in the anime, I still remain unconvinced)
k-ssed: Only once in your life, I truly believe, you find someone who can completely turn your world around. You tell them things that you’ve never actually shared with another soul and they absorb everything you say and actually want to hear more.
Me siento tan 'rara' para la sociedad actual; tengo 16 años y no tomo, no fumo, no me he drogado. No sé si es ser sana o sin vida.
Why do people keep dying in series where anyone can die?No one actually expects you to keep your word on that, bro. Way uncool. It’s, like, downright heated. Absolutely steaming.Scorched.Like Armin.So here we stand, awaiting nothing more than the sweet
the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99:haikuubot:carnival-phantasm:Actually, no, you are not “my little pogchamp”. Die one thousand deaths.Actually, no, youare not “my little pogchamp”.Die one thousand deaths.
petmistress: Actually, no, it wasn’t. But my house gets cleaned, my husband doesn’t bother me about sex any more, and I actually rule the roost with no questions ever. So it’s working out. —Miss Heather Yes it is
lumos5001: bolluxfaptor: starshipspirk: marauders4evr: lahmps: why the fuck is Sherlock Holmes’ brother named Microsoft No. No. No. Wrong. His name isn’t Microsoft. That would be ridiculous. His name’s Minecraft. actually no, its Mitochondria
godtricksterloki: nastymender: hokuto-ju-no-ken: superchalmers: helpihavedementia: dewbong: qweety: This is a Hatsune Miku pastry released in japon I am actually crying There is also a review of them and they taste pretty nice actually (no pun
why couldnt spin-off dude have done the actual series. before the fall makes regular snk look even more dogshit than it actually is. what with character development and art that doesnt look like finger paintings and likable characters and genuine comedy.
mpregicorn: UGH ok so let me tell you guys why that snk filler was actually kind of shit for all the people that read the manga remember how it really happened? and then this is how it really happened eren actually gets some development and is
m-azing: I would actually LOVE if a writer said something like “actually, I did not write any gay characters in my story, and I did not realize it until you pointed this out. now that I’ve been given a chance to really think about why there ARENT
please no
darrynek: what she says: no what she really means: no
allthingslinguistic: ladysparklefists: idk I just love how we Young People Today use ~improper~ punctuation/grammar in actually really defined ways to express tone without having to explicitly state tone like that’s just really fucking cool, like
bolluxfaptor: starshipspirk: marauders4evr: lahmps: why the fuck is Sherlock Holmes’ brother named Microsoft No. No. No. Wrong. His name isn’t Microsoft. That would be ridiculous. His name’s Minecraft. actually no, its Mitochondria the
achievement-hunter: trblastoff: what Do you ever remember something from your childhood that was so surreal you think “no I had to have made that up no way something like that could have been real” and then years later you find that you didn’t
aizhaodao: Oh look, I actually drew SnK 47 stuff. Thought it hilarious how Ymir and Bert are just having some serious talk while Reiner was trying to restrain a bats*** crazy Eren.
wide-eyed-stare replied to your post: oh god I wasn’t this anon but I’ve actually been wondering the same thing. I’m hoping Isayama wouldn’t want to inflict THIS level of pain. My thing is that if she’s actually pregnant, the writing
soundlessdarkness: is no one going to talk about how Mikasa and Levi practically have matching scars now
Mitsuki’s baby photos in the Kyoukai no Kanata “Episode 0” OVA megillien I was literally screencapping this when I saw your commissioned art post omg. But no really imagine Levi actually having a gushy/proud expression as he takes
New Hangeki no Tsubasa "Summer Vacation" class featuring Eren! So did he actually catch that giant fish Levi was holding or…?
Levi’s Chess Player class for Hangeki no Tsubasa! He actually is the Black King GOODBYE WORLD
fuku-shuu:New “Valentine” Class for Levi from Hangeki no Tsubasa!Almost time to unwrap those chocolates…!By the way, according to the official tweet this is actually half of a pair - the mystery “other half” in this set will be released
A few more SnK chapter 68 spoiler images!Now that more fans have the new Bessatsu Shonen, we are likely going to see raws pretty soon :)I am amused that there is actually a panel WITHIN the chapter featuring the three cover stars on their own (Top right).
Hanji is the latest addition to Hangeki no Tsubasa’s “Flashes in Pitch Black” class!This is actually really strange, because Hanji’s outfit is clearly from the Dawn of Revolution class, and yet the stats page is labeled Flashes in Pitch Black.
The 2nd SnK compilation film, Shingeki no Kyojin Kouhen: ~Jiyuu no Tsubasa~ will release a 4D version in Japanese theaters as well!Theatergoers for the 4D version will be able to experience the smell of water and grass, actual seat movement during action
hylianvillager: stability: actual footage of dogs when there are no people around If there are no humans around, then who took the video and uploaded it to the internet?
moriarty-the-timetraveling-lemur: themoonclockwork: maryxjanexholland: k-inkyyyy: what if concerts were actually like this, where no one would fuckin push each other around, just be happy and jump and shit they are like this, it’s an actual footage
oh-deir:ACTUAL MESSAGE OF (500) DAYS OF SUMMER THAT NO ONE ACTUALLY REALIZES
davidabbruzzese: #i think that if i got to interview them one of the things i would do is just show them this with no context and just get their raw reactions i actually really do think about that a lot and i don’t understand why no one’s done that
pleaseletmetouchyourbutt: my sense of humor is so warped i mean i don’t laugh at actual jokes i laugh at things like: I WILL BUY AMERICA FOR 2 GOAT NO NO THAT IS TOO MUCH GOAT
grimlolita: Clap your hands if you’re actually low key mentally ill as fuck and can hardly handle anything and you feeling like no one actually likes you at all and all you wanna do is sleep your life away
love-to-love-puppies:lumos5001:bolluxfaptor:starshipspirk:marauders4evr:lahmps: why the fuck is Sherlock Holmes’ brother named Microsoft No. No. No. Wrong. His name isn’t Microsoft. That would be ridiculous. His name’s Minecraft. actually no,
shingeki-no-scrubs: scarletthedesolate: shingeki-no-scrubs: Omg scarlet cupcake I know what you’re up to today Actually no ;-; a really really sad thing happened so I’m kinda just sitting here being all meh Oh noooo I hope your day gets better
jaclcfrost: you gotta put your heart into it! no. no, not literally– not your actual– no. how did you even manage to get that. is it even yours. put that. away. back. put it back
I hate when my immune system is so focused on trying to kill me that it forgets to kill the stuff it’s actually supposed to. Been sick the past week or so. Started as a cold/sinus infection. Today doc told me it looks like it’s trying to
haruchans-pool: thearminarlelt: jujunghe: actual-annie: weskuur: actual-annie: jeanfapschtein: actual-annie: actual-levi: actual-annie: breathmintgelato: fucking adorable background character i hope he didn’t get eaten guess who just fucking
The moment you’re so bored of everyone that you do actually know that you start forming crushes on people you hardly know. High school all over again. Crushes that you’ll never say a word to and troll from afar but still crushes nonetheless.
hurraymonster: biclopsdad: DO YOU EVER SIT THERE AND WONDER LIKE??? HAVE PEOPLE ACTUALLY HAD CRUSHES ON YOU AND YOU NEVER REALIZED IT LIKE WHAT IF THEY HAD THIS BURNING PASSION FOR YOU BUT NEVER SAID ANYTHING FOR WHATEVER REASON AND INTERNALLY SCREAMED
actually no. i fucking hate being called baby, babe, honey, etc. be more creative with your shit.
well i’m sorry that i am a dumbass who actually has feelings.
Actually no probably I will always care :)
actually doing fine
megvnmvrie: daddysbarefootprincess: faerieclaire: megvnmvrie: xforgottenplace: megvnmvrie: I think back hooks look so pretty who else think she needs a bit more weight on her no ass and i can see her ribs Going through your blog it’s pretty
nofriendsnoproblem: dirtyalec: mom……. dad…. im skrillex aw hell no the bible said Adam and eve not adam and bOOMhciamdjBosijboomboomSCREEEeeeEE
No Vacancy
no pants policy
Actually, no. I DON’T expect you to give in without a fight. That would be…disappointing.I’ll enjoy witnessing the effects of chastity on you.Ahh, @mssarahhunter, my tumblr crush.
The feeling of being filled.. oh god yes please 🥰The feeling of being fucked.. no nope. No. Just no 😕
actual skater frog
homobot23: I spent more time pointing at this and laughing than actually coming up with something witty. So I’ll just leave it as is.
actually no i dont want sega to do ‘rondo of the sun and moon’ cause then i’ll start sobbing during the beginning and fail the level, probably
motorcyclles: Are there some AMVs and/or gifsets of SNK with David Guetta’s Titanium? Because I’d be both glad and ashamed if there’s something like this update: there are no AMVs with that song and i'm deeply disappointed
naked-yogi: do y’all even realize how much mainstream ‘lesbian’ porn is curated for the male gaze??? like hello, how can you not see how painfully obvious it is that these women aren’t actually interested in other women? of course not all mainstream
