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“I know caring is not an advantage, but that hasn’t stopped me from caring about you.”
“When I said I was hoping you’d go deeper, I wasn’t talking about your analysis.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“You. Me. Three continents. How about it?”
“How about you get off of that phone and let me show you how much fun we can have in the back seat of this car?”
“Why do I need to know about the solar system? It’s wrong anyway; my world revolves around you.” Submitted by turtleplz.
“I may not be your brother’s handler, but I’ll do everything you tell me to.”
“How do you feel about Hamish for a baby name?”
“Let me be your Action Man. Your brother won’t be able to break me.”
“I’d like to fiddle with you when I’m thinking– and I’m not talking about playing the violin.” Inspired by this (source unknown).
“I don’t care about your intermittent tremor– I just wanted an excuse to hold your hand.”
“Even if I knew nothing about you, I would flat share with you.” Submitted by anonymous.
“Forget Fifty Shades of Grey– how about fifty shades of silver?”
“Instead of jumping off of Bart’s, how about jumping into my bed?”
“Science of Deduction? Wouldn’t you rather hear about the Science of Seduction?” Submitted by thesaphiragirl.
Five more t-shirts now available! “Is that a riding crop under your coat, or are you just happy to see me?” “Let’s talk about the birds and the Bee Gees.” “I made you some shoes.” “I bet I can make your
“Not sure about having chemistry with me? Don’t worry, I’m an excellent chemist.”
“I would turn back your watch during your friend’s fake suicide just to spend more time with you.”
“I would love you even if you made post-mortem jokes about my hip.”
“I heard you want the D… and I’m not talking about deductions.”
“When I said I’d get you off, I wasn’t just talking about the murder charge.”
“I’m sorry I let it all slide… How about banging something other than my tea on the table?â€
“Your loss would break my heart even more than Sherlock’s loss would.â€
“I don’t care if you’re wearing ‘gay’ underwear… I’m about to rip it off of you anyway.â€
“I would marry you even if your proposal got interrupted by your best friend who faked his death.â€
“When I said ‘the dog one,’ I wasn’t talking about your story. I was trying to think of the sex position.â€
“So, you think my mouth looks too small without lipstick? I can think of one way to change your mind about that.â€
“My love for you is deeper than Sherlock’s voice.â€
“Are you four serial suicides and a note? Because I jump for joy whenever I hear about you.â€
Okay, folks. Let’s talk about the keychains some more.Above I put a badly Photoshopped idea of what they should look like, as well as a few random examples with different pick-up lines. (Sorry the London scene is all wibbly– I put a paintbrush
“Holmes says that the fair sex is my department. Shall I prove it?â€
“I would help a drug addict dig up a one hundred and twenty year old grave just to spend time with you.â€
“My feelings for you are so clear, not even the impossibly imbecilic Scotland Yard could be confused about them.â€
“I am glad you liked my potato, but I bet that’s not the only thing about me you would like.â€
“Forget the visible rings of fat around my corneas. Right now the only ring I care about is the one I’m going to propose to you with.â€
“Are you the dust on Sherlock’s mantle? Because I want to lick you.â€
“If you were Sherlock’s veins, I would be cocaine just so I could get inside of you.â€
“Poetry or truth? Well, if we’re talking about your beauty, I’d say they’re the same thing.â€
“I want to say ‘I love you’ to you more often than Holmes says ‘features of interest.’“
“I never understood the murderous jealousy of the one who wrote about the obliquity of the ecliptic until I saw you with another man.â€
“I don’t care whether your birthday video is cut or uncut, but I am curious about something else of yours.â€
“I must be a Patience Grenade. Every move you make makes me about to blow.”
“I don’t need to be actually wetting myself in order to tell the truth about how much I love you.”
For three hours we strolled about together, watching the ever-changing kaleidoscope of life as it ebbs and flows through Fleet Street and the Strand. His characteristic talk, with its keen observance of detail and subtle power of inference held
this… is kind of weird… but okay lol belovedkakasi: OMG I like your fanart sooooooooo much!!!! May I ask a tiger John and cow Sherlock? I always think about that…
this is a weird fanart belovedkakasi: Dear Reapersun，may I ask for a Russian Doll John in a bigger Russian Doll Sherlock？ I can not stop thinking about it when this topic comes to my mind!
THIS ISN’T CUTE IT’S HORRIFYING noliarus: If you’re still taking requests, would it be too much to ask for Sherlock confronting John about how he’s made of kittens? ; u ; and
okay wow i don’t know how i feel about this slap-her-shes-silly: John and Sherlock in Rocky Horror Picture show costumes pretty please? :) greatwhitesharkbender: would you be able to do a sherlock/j
;w; grrrbarrowman: How about first kiss or something equally cheesy, but with John smiling for once and Sherlock’s face a bit blank, but with that intense gaze that we all know and love.russiancheeseburgers: May I request a sweet little kiss
when i read articles about this show i remember that these dudes are real people and then i think about the stuff i draw butistilldon'treallyfeelbadaboutit croustille: Sherlock gave a kiss on John’s scar.classicjules: Sherlock paying attention to
INCOMING WHOLOCK pennandemrys: Could you draw Sherlock and John in the TARDIS? stockholmsyyndrome: john and sherlock in the TARDIS! hello-random-person: Could you please draw Sherlock and John inside of the TARDIS? missmeggsie: how about
i’m not sure about this lion nuzzling but i gave it a shot kitthegirl: could you do a snuggly drawling, not quite romantic but not quite what best friends do. Bonus points if Sherlock is doing the affectionate lion headbutt nuzzle thing. Douple
the first of these requests is really old… for some reason i could never get it out of my head… thenervouswalking: Could I get John/Sherlock both laughing? Not really about anything specific just them being in absolute hysterics. shairalik
HAPEE BIRFDAY SHARLOCK I GOT YOU MURDERS why that’s just lovely thank you jawn~<3 padontworry: Today is a Sherlock’s birthday! Can you draw something about it? <3 brittnm89: How about something for Sherlock’s birthday! It’s
long comics about nothing apickuptruckandthedevilseyes: -Spoiler- Sherlock puts a hit counter on his blog and gets only a single viewer every time he updates. It’s John, because how else would he know exactly how many types of tobacco ash is on
i don’t understand how irene’s hair works :T fauxgingerling: could you draw sherlock and irene having a conversation about the methods of being a dominatrix and john just being very concerned for his wellbeing in the back?
uh because marielikestodraw made this post about the mind palace and i loled inappropriately maybe i’ll try to do a serious mind palace drawing someday but for awhile all i’ll think of is dancing no-otters-on-the-flight-deck: SHERLOCK IN HIS
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cumberbatchitis: forevershipthehedgeotters: Take my dic- Sherlock won’t let anybody touch his dictionary. You can just as well forget about it.
foreverwholocked: sherlock-hannibal: I think I’ve got something in my eye. What I love most about this is that, like always, he turns to John because he doesn’t understand. ‘John, did I do it wrong?’ You can see the character development
popcultureprodigy: holmesiswheretheheartis: #Pretended to shoot myself in the face#Sherlock actually jumped off of a building#Some people can’t take a joke #Seb was supposed to pick me up 20 minutes ago #John came for Sherlock #Seb forgot about me
