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unfauxgettable: tragichues: unfauxgettable: what is the name of those egg shaped things that are on trees. with all those tab things. the only word my brain is supplying is “cucumber”. are you talking about pinecones? PINECONES
sassybatterie: I keep accidentally flying to Kiloude instead of Lumiose and talking to this dude and then reaLIZING THEY”RE STILL FUCKING EGGS.
whosthisbitch: cosmic-noir: AJJDKFKLVLXJH LMAO can we talk about the ghost egg
so i need to go the crap to bed now, but i still feel like talking about today. slept GREAT! had time for a lovely, luxuriant breakfast of a veggie and egg scramble with avocado toast on the side. :). easy classes. light day. i always feel better after
kerflump: adhd things no-one really talks about- skewed sense of time eg; i can easily get there and back before my eggs cook!- altered sense of reality//tendency to get sucked up in daydreams and temporarily lose track of real life- extremely vivid
Can we talk about how super-selfie this is? But also how much I love this cardigan. Not a bad day. Got an egg bagel sandwich to prep me for the day amd time for some relaxing, online shopping and grad school application stuff before my gym class! Love
diegocostars: fraser-forster: bone-fiends: buddy-berry: aaaAAaaAAAAAaa Don’t talk to me or my 3 screaming sons ever again @diegocostars me at u always Am I the hawk? Miserable and wondering why I didn’t push my eggs out of the nest wen I laid
tardis-to-terabithia: egg-rolls: is nobody going to talk about the doctor looking through this pregnancy book Well maybe he is looking up something for Amy cause he didn’t know if she was pregnant or not.
stagemanagerssaygo: backstageleft: i-am-the-egg: fandomshateblackpeople: I once saw a post on here that said always send your resume in PDF format and that’s when I knew people had no idea what the fuck they were talking about. You always send a
walkingfoxy replied to your post: i wonder how long it will take me to h…18, i’m an optimistgod i hope so
GOT IT !!!shiny buneary in a love ball is done <3
collegehumor: Fried Eggs Look Like They’re talking Eggsplain it to me one more time.
whosthisbitch: cosmic-noir: AJJDKFKLVLXJH LMAO can we talk about the ghost egg LMAO!
OH MY GOD FRISKYBEAST WHY D:We were just talking about what eggs I need to get to lay on easter !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!