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foxnewsoficial: Person: I’m a woman and I don’t need feminism What she’s actually saying: My life is perfectly okay and I don’t really care what other women go through I think feminists are just whiny and can’t take jokes that perpetuate harmful
LOL Good one Niall! You made me LOL!!!!!
bigbrofantasies: Everyone tought that locking my sister and I for a game of 7 minutes in heaven would be hilarious… Well they gave us the perfect excuse to be alone for while, joke is on them.
joeywaggoner: I know similar jokes like this one have been made, but I think this is the first comic of it.Immediately when I saw that scene in today’s episode I thought, “Derpy’s eyes are naturally dizzy, she could fly perfectly after being
yanagoya: dick-flips: jenlynn820: do i even want to know the context of this? for fuck’s sake I feel that these two are perfect troll-buddies RDJ loves gay jokes
erwinll: evoleur: vogueture: brunch-with-karl: not joking , i gasped wen i saw this We all gasp seeing this she’s perfect boothers.
cal0rexia: troublerone: chriispoo: self-harm-is-no-joke: starvingmarya: troublerone: fatty F perfection I feel sorry for her, to be that thin… look what socity does to people, it is breaking us, making us weak. Why does it have to be that way?
pokumii: kineticpsychopathy: misterrockett: steveholtvstheuniverse: i thought the joke would get old and repetitive one minute in but no the entire fuckin thing is gold Spectacular. Perfect Gold.
And here I thought the show wouldn’t deliver on its promise of a Game of Thrones-esque episode.Also, feel free to macro your satirical political statement of choice. Jojo jokes are also perfectly acceptable because that franchise goes with everything.
ecmajor: sugar-mane: SINCE THE NEW EPISODE IS OUT IT HAD TO BE DONE for all the ones who dont get the joke: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMNry4PE93Y FUCK. THIS IS PERFECT XD I like turtles too. This is cute. Love the style.
babylon-engineer: clou-net:captainbritish:pokumii:kineticpsychopathy: misterrockett: steveholtvstheuniverse: i thought the joke would get old and repetitive one minute in but no the entire fuckin thing is gold Spectacular. Perfect Gold. SOMEONE
batscoundrel: You guys are handed a perfectly good meme and you don’t make the most obvious joke with it Especially when I know a good third of you practically celebrate Halloween most of the year
studiopep: This joke has probably been made wayyy too many times… and I am perfectly okay with that.
the-littlelolita: itsmerandi: And this is how it should be. Girl Code is the perfect show because it’s a bunch of diverse comediennes who can make hilarious jokes and also speak the divine truth in the same episode.
kalxskirata: tymorrowland: laughbro: videohall: What happens when you scream out of your window in Sweden at night I’m swedish and you probably think this is a joke, but its true WHY THIS IS PERFECT
feedeeadventures:Feedism won’t be “mainstream” until it’s presented as perfectly fine instead of weird and cringe-inducing. Especially if it’s just a shitty cartoon using it for jokes at our expense.
cubicletocollar: So I asked myself, “What would be worthy of a birthday photo for T?”A birthday spread fit for a Dom. HAPPY BIRTHDAY T!!!!!!!!!!!! HOPE YOUR DAY IS PERFECT AND FILLED WITH MANY ‘SUB’MISSIONS (that was R’s joke ) ;) xxx (actual
breedingvids: meaststud: I just got bred by a hot Latin boy. That creampie at the end is no joke. Beautiful big dick and perfect little cunt. Nice and slow breed.
foxnewsoficial:Person: I’m a woman and I don’t need feminismWhat she’s actually saying:My life is perfectly okay and I don’t really care what other women go throughI think feminists are just whiny and can’t take jokes that perpetuate harmful
stargiant: neeteryincorporated: kr-studios: ace-pervert: neeteryincorporated: stargiant: scarletbragon: neeteryincorporated: I don’t have a good joke for this. there he is acceptable Perfect! DO NOT SEXUALIZE POKEMON YOU MONSTERS okay
seedydemigod: thesylverlining: the amount of time i laughed at this/how inexplicably hilarious it is provides a perfect illustration of how the internet has destroyed my sense of humor understanding a joke based on ancient philosophical discourse means
sapphic-matriarchy: Nothing is ever going to be pure. You can find a quote, or a statement, or a study or a joke or a video that you agree with that’s been put forth by someone whose world-view isn’t perfectly aligned with yours. Their background
stooperman: phil-the-stone: phil-the-stone: hey uh so like listen i know ive joked abt this being #relatable before but ……………. in all Seriousness ………………. while neither the character nor the franchise is in any way perfect i really
scarlet-perfection: rivaillevi-heichou: gimpyhair: - Give up your dream, you’re a lost cause. - Never! I will be the best swimmer! Best crossover no joke. I’m crying now, omg
ditzydollydaydream: Rawr ~ ! If I don’t like, wear the color pink for a long period of time it literallyy starts to make me sad, no joke ❤ so I thought this would be the perfect outfit to cheer me up from those sad, dark Pink withdrawals haha ~ !
edward-or-ford: twistedvirgorivaliant: Cassiopeia: Perfectly Imperfect 3-4/4? Who said incest jokes can’t be funny? I love the facial expressions.
lookingformybimbofuckdoll: what2thinkofwomen: There’s a story to be told here but I’ll let you figure it out. Tip - think of IKEA. Joking aside, in a perfect world this would be the proper way to store & display cunts. I couldnt agree more
ask-wiggles:This might be the most disturbing butt joke I’ve made… I’m sorry, Wiggles. —————– AHH THIS WAS HIDING FROM ME DURING THE CONS omfg TOO PERFECT. you are terrible but wonderful, pemXD!
adjustmer: Lad & perfect grabbing.- joking & playing with it a lot. 👌🏼
spacedlexi:OK WAIT this is a perfect time to share this wip lets all cope togetherthis started as a joke and turned into a 3 page comic BUT NOW im dubbing this dumb little thing canon and we can all forget about whatever the fuck skybound is doing
captain-mindfang: kissesformabitches: they was talking real shit back then and i took it as a joke Let’s talk about how this perfectly describes cosplay by replacing “project due” with “convention in”
john-watson-is-sherlocked: severingsnapes: mr-egbutt: seifukucat: eating clocks is really time consuming especially when you go back for seconds The gif is perfect because it represents the only two possible reactions to this joke
gastrictankafterhours: bleedingpervert:For @gastrictankafterhours HHHHOOOOHHHHHYE LOOKS SO FAB HERE, LIKE NO JOKE, ABSOLUTELY PERFECT!!
thatjerkface: grunkle-stans-mystery-shack: Anon asks: “Tell Us Some Jokes…” perfect justPERFECT
soularch: soularch: soularch: “But wait Satan didn’t you just have a giveawa–” YES YES I DID. But how can I pass this up? “Hold up is this a joke?” NOPE! I’m seriously holding this again, because the stars aligned too perfectly, and I’m
starcrossingbird: kawaiisharkarts: JENNA MADE THIS JOKE AND I WAS WONDERING WHY IT HADN’T BEEN DONE BEFORE WOW COULD THIS BE ANYMORE PERFECT?
thepokemongolife: As much as I like to joke about servers and down time, remember, for the sake of our collective sanity, that Pokemon GO is a free game. Yes, it has microtransactions but you can play the game perfectly fine without spending a cent on
serene-riot: peculiarities: Are you joking? This is upsettingly beautiful sit on my face. holy fucking fuck she is so beyond perfect
housebearsofatlanta: joshthebullpup: Somehow showing me off in my gym clothes months later turned into a gym strip set. I really have no follow up joke/pun for it so…enjoy! So fucking perfect
thetoolazytothinkupacoolnameblog: loveistheessenceoflife: aryanstark: ~ She’s eating watermelon while wearing watermelon. This is perfection. There’s a cannibalism joke in there somewhere.
callmerain: —hanner: the-absolute-funniest-posts: tyleroakley: girl-non-grata: Husband animates joke about tortilla chips told by his drunk wife. Perfect. This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog. Too cute
ms-doodle-pants: mellrak: i don’t even get what’s wrong with this gif i mean she pours the soda perfectly why do they all shit their pants “GOD DAMMIT CLARA I WANTED SPRITE” Hate to ruin the joke, but she poured too fast and splashed everywhere.
slagarthefox: danguy96: I normally hate Fedora jokes, but that was so perfectly executed that I couldn’t resist.
cloudfreed: widewonderworld: zorilleerrant: widewonderworld: Donna Noble was a female character who: -was in her early forties but didn’t have her life all together yet -didn’t have a perfect Hollywood figure but nobody made a joke about her
ms-splendiferous: bigeeklyanxiety: wholocked-in-221-b: littlekristoff: Just- ok I’m serious watch this right now trust me. just do it. it is actually perfect. watch it. I’m serious. no joke. what just happened
kyawaiimoments: Just Away you are (((((└(:D」┌)┘)))))))
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vintage-katie: watre: not-yoursister: the-littlelolita: itsmerandi: And this is how it should be. Girl Code is the perfect show because it’s a bunch of diverse comediennes who can make hilarious jokes and also speak the divine truth in the same
not-yoursister: the-littlelolita: itsmerandi: And this is how it should be. Girl Code is the perfect show because it’s a bunch of diverse comediennes who can make hilarious jokes and also speak the divine truth in the same episode. #tips for being
wannajoke: Perfect dad-daughter relationship http://wanna-joke.com/perfect-dad-daughter-relationship/
leo-619: perfect for those non - following mf. #meme #comedy #joke #joke #samuelljackson #motherfucker
stilldeluzional: jahmyaa: sweetjuice-deeproots: stoicdaydreamer: Is this a joke or…. The gifs are perfect no need to defend rih bc his girl just has to be joking And it’s… “Bajan”…..
rcktpwr: jiluan:enough joking around yes gangnam style does in fact is beast and im tired of people treeating it like some kind of joke if you even laugh or giggle or smile at this post or at gangnam stile you can go to hell i sit in perfect silence
dirtyduckdraw: inkstash: Some art of Ducky’s Futachu, containing a joke as old as Generation 1. Trainer Inkette prefers to take a hands-on approach to Pokemon battles. Pokemon move names are so perfect for dirty jokes. Thank you, Ink, this is awesome.
anyone else get eerily close to perfection that you can’t joke about being perfect anymore????
bogleech: sacculetta: So, that’s two episodes of the new PPG in a row, with two jokes about men in dresses and how funny that is, and one joke about how bullfighting is perfectly okay and harmless to the bull, and six different people who apparently
