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Jenna’s always trying to get me a date. After a fun afternoon of shooting stills and video, she had something she wanted to say to the camera.See more of my work in my personal publication, NSFW Magazine ISSUE 1 and ISSUE 2. Comments/Questions?

thekinkyson: My girlfriend told me I had to pass an inspection from her mother before if I wanted to continue dating her. I had no idea just what her inspection entailed. I was trying do hard to not get hard, but I could feel that familiar tingle in

blackbullren: A question from messages-for-black-men Imagine if you and I are out on a date to a restaurant or bar. You get up to use the restroom, and when you’re done, from across the room, you see a white boy talking to me, clearly trying to chat

joeltorridisurdaddy: I was nervous. This was the first “date” I had been on since my wife had died. My daughter had been trying to get me out of the house for months. I finally relented. But why was I so nervous. It was my daughter. Not like a real

princesssugarbutt:Supposed to be doing an assignment but I’m thinking about how to get a boy 2 date me also trying to be happier with my smile so idk it’s still weird it’s not weird you’ve got a pretty smile you should definitely let

Unbaptized Babies Driving Gay Cars

emowontongod: i’m gna put a bag over my face if u wana date me get to kno me for my personality instead of trying to hmu because of what i look like the worst part is they ain’t really even trying to date, just smash.

detective-sundancer: sagalibratic: detective-sundancer: worths: oh you wanna date me? well get in line I was trying to find a gif of Shrek walking through the felt ropes while the Farquaad mascot ran zig zag through them but I couldnt find it I

detective-sundancer: sagalibratic: detective-sundancer: worths: oh you wanna date me? well get in line I was trying to find a gif of Shrek walking through the felt ropes while the Farquaad mascot ran zig zag through them but I couldnt find it I

detective-sundancer: sagalibratic: detective-sundancer: worths: oh you wanna date me? well get in line I was trying to find a gif of Shrek walking through the felt ropes while the Farquaad mascot ran zig zag through them but I couldnt find it I

detective-sundancer: sagalibratic: detective-sundancer: worths: oh you wanna date me? well get in line I was trying to find a gif of Shrek walking through the felt ropes while the Farquaad mascot ran zig zag through them but I couldnt find it I

neuroxin: kidkendoll: redsatinsheets: a meme i can get behind Oh my god this. A date took me back to his house and I swear to god this man says I have olive oil. OLIVE OIL I had a guy so desperate to fuck me he tried Wesson vegetable oil!!

detective-sundancer: sagalibratic: detective-sundancer: worths: oh you wanna date me? well get in line I was trying to find a gif of Shrek walking through the felt ropes while the Farquaad mascot ran zig zag through them but I couldnt find it I

punkxst: p l e a s e stop sexualizing bi women please stop reducing bi women to their sexual histories please stop telling young bi girls “it’s just a phase” “you’re straight and just trying to get attention” please stop refusing to date

detective-sundancer: sagalibratic: detective-sundancer: worths: oh you wanna date me? well get in line I was trying to find a gif of Shrek walking through the felt ropes while the Farquaad mascot ran zig zag through them but I couldnt find it I

detective-sundancer: sagalibratic: detective-sundancer: worths: oh you wanna date me? well get in line I was trying to find a gif of Shrek walking through the felt ropes while the Farquaad mascot ran zig zag through them but I couldnt find it I

detective-sundancer: sagalibratic: detective-sundancer: worths: oh you wanna date me? well get in line I was trying to find a gif of Shrek walking through the felt ropes while the Farquaad mascot ran zig zag through them but I couldnt find it I

detective-sundancer: sagalibratic: detective-sundancer: worths: oh you wanna date me? well get in line I was trying to find a gif of Shrek walking through the felt ropes while the Farquaad mascot ran zig zag through them but I couldnt find it I

im fighting to remain celibate until i get a boyfriend. but im not so sure its gonna work when the guy i like (who has no interest in dating me) keeps trying to fuck me.

detective-sundancer: sagalibratic: detective-sundancer: worths: oh you wanna date me? well get in line I was trying to find a gif of Shrek walking through the felt ropes while the Farquaad mascot ran zig zag through them but I couldnt find it I

jenifersbody: yourphonograph:jenifersbody: 5 weeks of pure focus and determination. 9 weeks til show date. This is basically exactly what I am trying to get to Me exactly one year ago

thekinkyson: My girlfriend told me I had to pass an inspection from her mother before if I wanted to continue dating her. I had no idea just what her inspection entailed. I was trying do hard to not get hard, but I could feel that familiar tingle in

I don't even want to date tbh. I hate that awkward ass “getting to know you, trying to decipher if you really like me or you’re just wasting my time" phase. I really wish I could just fast forward to the “us chilling on the couch cuddled up

meladoodle: dating is awful i went on a date once and it was terrible he kept trying to get close to me to keep me warm but it was summer and i wasnt cold

detective-sundancer: sagalibratic: detective-sundancer: worths: oh you wanna date me? well get in line I was trying to find a gif of Shrek walking through the felt ropes while the Farquaad mascot ran zig zag through them but I couldnt find it I

detective-sundancer: sagalibratic: detective-sundancer: worths: oh you wanna date me? well get in line I was trying to find a gif of Shrek walking through the felt ropes while the Farquaad mascot ran zig zag through them but I couldnt find it I

chee-taz: THESE HOES AIN’T LOYAL I got invited at the last minute to go to Cancun with two couples. I was a 5th wheel. I almost didn’t go but my best friend really wanted me too. I tried but couldn’t get a date so I thought I’d just hook up

detective-sundancer: sagalibratic: detective-sundancer: worths: oh you wanna date me? well get in line I was trying to find a gif of Shrek walking through the felt ropes while the Farquaad mascot ran zig zag through them but I couldnt find it I

Me trying to get a date

detective-sundancer: sagalibratic: detective-sundancer: worths: oh you wanna date me? well get in line I was trying to find a gif of Shrek walking through the felt ropes while the Farquaad mascot ran zig zag through them but I couldnt find it I

bohoindie: date the person who says, “have fun, be safe, and call if you need anything” not the person who gets mad at you for going out w/o them

Me trying to get a date

Been working pretty hard lately but, you know, down on my luck, etcIf you have extra work, I’ll be happy to take it. Knocking out client dates and commissions and largely getting rave reviews. Let me know. I tried pretty hard all October and I gotta

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