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I’ve mentioned before how sad it is that some of my fellow man really will seemingly fuck anything.  I mean they have no standards at all.  Here’s two examples from a couple followers who paid absolutely zero attention to the fact that I’m a dude,
You can always tell when I’m sad because I start taking nudes to feel better about myself. How shallow is that?
jockthoughts: It’s no surprise that the other guys on the team have started to be confused about their sexuality. We asked Nick to undress like this every day. With all the hormones flowing, the guys can’t help but notice his perfectly fuckable ass.
I’ll leave this natural picture here to tell you guys and girls that it’s normal if someone leaves a couple of hairs here or there, the truth is that if they offend you then stop watching false porn directed to prepubescent libidos and start admiring
theroomisonfiree:I think I’ve never seen this picture before, and now his cute face is killing me
cool-jelly: jdotslack: feeling-salty: I will never not reblog this, because it just gives me so many feels. aww. damn… what do you mean drawn better thats the best fucking stickman ive ever seen fuck you
That’s a dark growing void in me. I thought I would become better in my dealings with the emptiness. Instead it grows suffocating and devour everything in its path. The loneliness is destroying me. There’s nothing I can do to stop it. I need
is that a plantain in my pants, or am i just happy to see you?
karkinophile: so basically this upd8 is telling me that uucest is practically canon right
me, whenever i try to do a challenge or daily art and then life, kicks me right in the nuts
So..Im starting to get sick of my face and everything else about me. So I think its about time I try and do you know..healthy stuff. Whatever that is . That way I dont have the same old excuse of why I will never have a bf and such. Just like some of
rydenmybike: does anyone else ever get really stressed over assignments and know that you should be doing them but you feel like you physically can’t stop procrastinating and that just stresses you out even more or is that just me
princesshaywoodwrites: literally nothing is more annoying and obnoxious than someone demanding you do something that you were already planning on doing. Do you know how likely it is that I do the thing now? Zero. Zero likely.
liberalsarecool:This corporate insensitivity is going to get a bunch of people fired. You played yourself.
manywinged:manywinged:manywinged:my main issue with urban fantasy settings is that they always raise questions for me that i know will never be answered. like, for example, in a modern setting where dragons exist, would we still have been driven by the
svveden: i always look sleep deprived is that hot
I have spent like the past billion minutes trying to figure out how to make GIFs that will upload to tumblr successfully. I maybe got it right with this one of me spanking @aballycakes ? The only problem is that it’s so much lower quality than the video
I have a friend that says I’m so gay, everything I do is a dance move. The sad thing is that it’s the truth.
I need a boyfriend. But I need one that can love me how I need to be loved. And maybe one who, upon discovering my nsfw blog, gets excited about it instead of angry. And maybe even offers to take/be in the photographs…..
Ellen: A couple of weeks ago, there was a scene where you’re getting ready for bed. And I was – both Portia and I were looking at it going: ‘How beautiful a scene is that!’
timeself: here is that scene frame for frame because im still freaking out i love them
zsnes: me, with a new clay-tempered 軸 sword: *loudly but casually unsheathes it* my friend, clearly peanut butter and jealous: oh. thats nice. is that c- me: clay-tempered? yeah. it is.
dateamonster:one thing about me is that im a wiggler. you can count on me to squirm. even writhe, when the occasion calls for it.
whendogsdream: alishalovescats1701: crimsonclad: five-boys-with-accents: Eeyore is just one of those characters that you wanna scoop up and hug forever. One awesome thing about Eeyore is that even though he is basically clinically depressed, he still
Is it normal if a guy you haven’t meet in 5 years suddenly dm you in insta saying how he miss me, how i have grown a lot in the past few years, asking me where i was staying. Like is that normal or should i be freaking out?
does anyone else ever get really stressed over assignments and know that you should be doing them but you feel like you physically can’t stop procrastinating and that just stresses you out even more or is that just me
petitamaretti: nikkuy: NO ONE CAN TELL ME THAT THEYRE NOT SLEEPING ON THE SAME BED FIGHT ME NOBODY CAN TELL ME KOUJAKU’S HIDDEN HAND ISN’T GONNA TOUCH HIS D
holy shit holy fucking shit pls tell me what their blog is that was such a tease i’m gonna die holy fuck pls.
eunnieboo: yeah
Hi Tumblr ! It’s been a while since i posted some pics of me , work is keeping me so busy that i rarely have time to be on Tumblr anymore , but sometimes i have some “ free time “ and i come here to share something with all of you …Today
i am in a terrible mood so here is a pic of amaka & i from last summer. i look terrible and u can’t really even see my face, but she looks pretty darn adorable and looking at old pics of us is the only thing that is making me (sort of) happy
Is it also a Scorpio thing that you are super giving and controlling during sex but you never get satisfied? Or is that me?
stinson-rocks: dickspeightjr: teffysayshi: dickspeightjr: this is the left half of a gay man because gays do not have rights ummm excuse me that’s actually his right half ur excused what this posts actually means is that gays do have rights
Me: I really, really really want Chipotle. That’s the one thing I missed in Italy and that I haven’t had in monthsDad: Oh, so you want a burrito. We have burrito things. You can have a burrito here. I don’t want to bring you to Chipotle
manywinged:manywinged:the funniest thing wrong with me is that i’m so bad at picking up on social cues that bullying tactics only have a 10% success rate on meevery time you try to hurt my feelings you have to roll a d20 to determine if it has any
Everyone likes options, right? Something that most people don’t realize is that there are even more options that they are presented with every day than the realize. Will I eat my lunch today, or will I wear it on my head? Do I eat this ice cream
The worst part of reading a fictionally realistic book about a girl making her new life to America aboard the Titanic is that you know what none of the characters know. You know the treasures that were lost to the world that night. You know almost no
hyperheartz: i wish i was thinner but i also wish that i didn’t wish I was thinner
jessdrawz: Does anyone else have this terrible, nagging feeling that you should be drawing 24/7? Or is that just me???
cockbiteproductions: “all that matters is that u tried ur best” me: *instantly flashes back to every moment i procrastinated and wasted* me: ha hah haahah…… ….. yeah…….. my best……. that is the thing i totally did
is-that-what-i-think-it-is: me, making my ocs suffer: me when my friend lays a finger on their beautiful angel ocs:
saintlaurentgirl: *me to the bartender* i want something that doesn’t taste like alcohol but has a lot of alcohol in it
wiltingboy: the good thing about me is that you can not talk to me for 3 weeks and then talk to me and I’ll be fine and still care about you the same way I did before the bad thing is that I do that to people and they don’t understand that sometimes
ineedtochangemyfuckingurl: mattsmcgorry: does anyone else get really anxious when the cashier hands you change and you’re hurriedly putting it away in your wallet so that the next customer in line can proceed or is that just me i don’t even put
thebootydiaries: me: wow that guy is attractive me to me: look right past him as if he doesn’t exist
broby—dick: The thing about Sense8 is that there is not a single pairing that I don’t absolutely love??? Like how did they do that?!?! I love all of my children and this is such a beautiful show.
blaidddrewg: So everyone who reblogs Grumpy Cat knows that the owners have embraced ‘Tard’ as his name, right? Like yes the cat’s face is amusing but I’m really fucking disgusted at how much goddamned publicity people are giving that cat’s
ebony-71: thebuttnakeddimension: titania: every once in a while, i get a good class with a textbook i dont dread reading. my sociology of women class is that class, and this book is actually not bad. its intersectional, which is good. i was worried
I think of myself as a domme leaning switch. Is that why I crave denial and edging? That for the second day in a row I’m plugged and gagged doing my choirs. Making a drooling mess of myself?Someone should put me in place
People can go on and on about just how bad 2020 is to them. 2020 is the best year so far. Have I made more friends this year than all previous combined, yes. Is that good, yes.But that’s just me.
Idk but the older I get the more obvious it is that compatibly in sexuality is more of a privilege and a bonus than something to view as a standard and limit when dating. But maybe that just me.
the-space-mage: do you take fan art because- i read your little bio and think this omg is that me as a cat bahah that’s cute!! thank you ; )
iroxykun: whoops my hand slipped i’ll colour it later probs make it all vectory and stuff ye omg is that me wahaa thank youu! <3
yaatogamii: My problem is that I’ll randomly get really motivated to do shit, but it’s within such a small window of time that I must do the thing at that EXACT moment and if I don’t the moment passes and I’ll have to wait like at least whole
iero: do u ever see other fandoms’ ships posts on your dash so often that you start shipping them too without even being part of that fandom
wizardlyvassal replied to your post: ””“tsundere”“” weiss is so ooc and bor…How is that any different from the countless AUs with sniveling Weiss’ that need to be “rescued” by Blake?where did i say that it was lol
that post isnt about ship hate lmao…… god.this about people making posts tagging 23453 ships and boasting about their straight ships, as if they’re better than people who ship gay ships aka mostly queer people?? like wow finally queer
Is that…what I think it is…?????
lil-spicypepper: If I made videos with different masks on would you guys be interested in that? Like masquerade masks so you see most of my face? Could get creative with costumes and such. Let me know what you think Is it bad I found the seven dwarfs
