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Haters are going to hate. But seriously if your going to insult me try your best not to look like the fool. Fucking morons. What a failoops looks like i made a mistake too LOL
asksweetdisaster: Merry Christmas!!! Yes I know this is extremely late but I finally had the time to finish it x3 Including those who liked my post to have a chance in the Christmas pic :D Featuring: Count Down, Princess Hailee, Boss Hoss, Snow Blitz,
suckitbimbo: Ian has been trying to get me to go out with him forever. He hasn’t quite worked up the courage yet, but I can tell where things are going. He keeps mentioning things we could do together, with the indication being that I should go with
Okay but seriously though where the fuck are my pants?
djolteon: Magical girls looking fancy n ready to go to a party. What sort of party? a gay one i’m sure. Holy Madoka that’s adorable!
Because of all the stuff going on in my life right now, I sadly wasn’t able to go to Bronycon. But a friend of mine, Alexstrasza, gathered some swag for me and mailed it to me. <3 The roll to the right is Smitty’s cheerleader poster, sadly
Current challenge: Go 24h without wanting to murder myself.Status: …There’s no shame in starting on easy mode.Five minutes, maybe?Fucking hell this is ridiculous. I mean yeah, death, pain, anger, rawr, but besides that, by now I’m just bored.
marniewrite: NaNo is a pretty big deal this time of year and it can be a lot to deal with. For a bunch of us, 50k in a month can seem daunting. Impossible, even. I just want to remind you guys that you are allowed to go at your own pace. Writing should
iamhzn: black lily & zhuque the event ends in like 4 days im so late but here u go
So… According to Bendis, the aftermath of Civil War 2 is the reason of why the future in Old Man Logan is what it is, not only that but apparently Ulysses has the power of going into dimmensions or whatever…Now if you’re asking “where
Me: Just going to write something cutely sexy for a friend’s birthday of her gf getting a little swole on SkypeAlso Me: Well that is nearly three thousand words of trans lesbians in an evolving d/s relationship getting off to one another’s transformations
Damn porn spam. But seriously, go check out my new chat bot…please
I’m going to start posting on Snapchat again! Add me so I can show you my pets and occasionally get naked
No but seriously can somebody who has finished Rooftop Prince explain the ending to me?
But seriously the first time you go to a queer club and you’re just this femme little sheltered shy thing and some dude way hotter than you’ve ever seen in your life because you live in a shit backwoods town pulls you aside and makes out with
i’ve just realised that i’m spending most of christmas day alone with cats, ahahahaha, ahhaha, wow that’s a little bit depressing. but then boxing day is going to be spent with mum and my aunt and cousin, and that’s really great
i s2g i will kick the fucking shit out of the anon going after my puddin’ pop!
bottom-derek-archive: Derek is sick and tired of people constantly cockblocking him and Stiles. So on Saturday he shows up at “ass o’clock in the morning” (Stiles’ words, not his) at the Stilinskis’ house and informs Stiles they’re going
"oh my god, you're seriously going to pay college kids ฟ an hour to flip burgers? get a real job!"
As all of you might know, there’s F2P MMO showdown voting going on right now, and it’s RO against something called Mabinogi (never heard of it, so I don’t give a shit in all honesty). So Oda promises iRO double drop/exp events if RO
foresterboy: deadxsushi: root-beer-riku: Anyone who says you can’t give flowers to boys clearly hasn’t tried it. Seriously, give a boy some roses, they get adorably flustered and go all red. It’s the most precious thing. Give more boys
theshadowstepper: So I was warned not to go to the /b/ section of 4chan, but I did anyway and this is what I find: People go on about “old /b/” so much. Hur dur summer is here, hur dur habbo raids were GOAT.We have the potential to make this the
why is hanabusa so cute i’m seriously going to punch myself
iseiyouthere:#squadgoals Ok but seriously go check out the DMMD April Fools Day vids this year, they are KILLER!! https://youtu.be/dNY0xttOajs
when i saw the leaks (everywhere lol this fandom is going nuts) i was really happy i listened to 3 songs actually..wolf, heart attack, and let out the beast. but then i felt like…sad so disappointed in myself rn, i’m so going to buy their
xhelat-in-darkness: Naughty thoughts and bruised knuckles. (Please don’t remove my captions 😘) Babe is back!!! Go follow her!!
And the spoilers go on...
Maybe it’s because I’ve been watching the vlogbrothers… But suddenly my drawing ability has become extremely awesome… Which is good because I was worried about gifting my friend with crap for her birthday.
Fun fact: I have absolutely 0 fashion sense but I hide it by wearing pop/Internet/weeb culture shirts.One of the new peeps at work told me that I have cool shirts.Mission successed.
a picnic by startime2 I’d never seen the artist before tonight but my word are they fantastic! This one reminds me of Jayy and Tase, though I seriously doubt she’d allow him to lay on her like that, heh. Whomever the actual characters were that inspired
earthstory:Dancing Winter Fog in Yosemite valley, with BridalVeil Fall pouring over the slopes.
imanes: me when i realize that nothing is permanent and i need to stop clinging onto the idea that if i achieve this or that i am going to unlock the secret to happiness as if happiness was a fixed point in one’s life and not a multifaceted and elusive
A gynecologist at Johns Hopkins secret films thousands of women and girls, and all the men in the comments section of the article are making jokes. Fucking typical Laugh at the trauma of women but then yell “not all men”
i was tricked into going to a LAN party this weekend even thoughi’m not a gameri’m bad at video gamesi didn’t even bring a pcon the other hand going to a party where people actively don’t care if i just sit and read and smoke and don’t
antisepticbandaid: Tbh all of these fake stories going around and they’re so obvious but if any of them said “so I work in retail” id be “okay yeah” because the weirdest shit goes down when you work retail. It could say “so I work in retail
Ugh, I'm so fucking horny, and I have to go to a doctors appointment.
So I keep seeing posts from users saying they’re always asked why they “like” so much stuff, and respond “so I can go back and reblog it later” …I wonder if I’m the only one that likes stuff so that the number
slytheringsnake: my sister just tried to ask me if i wanted to go to bed but instead it came out “Do you need to use the sleep?” and then she just kinda looked really horrified at herself and whispered “Maybe i need to use the sleep”
I just want to say that if rumors are true on what the iPhone 6 is going to look like, I think it’s a really stupid move on Apple’s part. I don’t know why but I’m actually getting quite pissed about it. Not an Apple person even
syekick-powers:yeah yeah everyone’s fine drawing a guy with visible top surgery scars but when’s it going to be popular to draw visibly masculine people with boobs. i mean drawing a guy with a full beard and bear levels of body hair and just
jbwarner86: fuckyeahcomicsbaby: The Girl with the Skeleton Hand okay but seriously this is adorable
seeaann: melbelle12: im not even tired look guys I have so much energy Really? You took the time to tape all those cards to yourself for a dumb pun? Look, I know this is tumblr, but….seriously, go outside. The sun misses you. does that mean you
saferincages: okay but when are they going to invent an app for finding platonic lady life partnersand can we call it spinstr
Here, At Last, They Reunite
Hey, Guys, i really need your opinion! Do you think Shion could actually someday top Nezumi in bed???
lately im feeling old as hell, the other night darfin seriously talked about moving in together but that realistically it would be nice if I had a better paying job or minimum 40 hours which ya but he was very serious about it which is woah for him AND
I’M NOT GOOD AT BEING ASKED SERIOUS QUESTIONS. HERE LET ME TELL YOU A JOKE!You know the phrase “—my ass!”? For example:Carl: “Johnny, I just had a serious make-out session with Patrick!" Johnny: "Make-out session
Assholes who make comments about my weight can go fuck themselves. And people who say they can’t wait till I’m older and get fat can go fuck themselves as well. I eat as healthily as I can manage being a broke fucking college student and I
ap-exo-koukla: With her wine-stained lips, yeah, she nothing but trouble Cold to the touch but she’s warm as a devil
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but seriously though if you guys want to go trick or treating DO IT its for the spirit of the holiday who cares how old you are/look <:
frozenflamesub: Request: Erza from Fairy Tail!HNNNG! More of the sexy red-headed slut! Requested by the equally sexy bdsm-slave-for-you! Don’t usually do shout-outs, but seriously, go give her some love! Bitch deserves more sexy followers! ;) Teehee
kakashiismypuppydaddy: no-life-narutard: I loved this scene because it’s shows you don’t have to hate the world even when it seems the world hates you.. But seriously, this is why Kakashi is my favorite. This is a guy given more reasons than any
We can’t let Analgeddon spread to other regions.Protect your waifu’s and don’t let their butts fall prey to it.
I didn’t know about the red leader for Pokemon Go until now…You guys failed me. lol Well that or you wanted to protect her butt.I dunno which is worse.
compassionatereminders:No but seriously. Normalize finding love in your 40’s. Normalize discovering and chasing new dreams in your 30’s. Normalize finding yourself and your purpose in your 50’s. Life doesn’t end at 25. Let’s
Okay, but I’m like 100% sure that Connie’s gonna be like ‘Wait, why won’t you give Jamie a chance?’ and Steven and Garnet will have to try and explain
One of my coworkers mentioned he was going to get me coke for my bday. That’s kind of exciting
When everything is going good & then out of the blue that person starts being short with you….. What did I do wrong¿?
… You are *most likely* not qualified to attempt to diagnose me. Even if you were, are you really going to say I may have x mental illness solely because of a text post I made on Tumblr? You might be trying to help… But I have serious issues
