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BunnyBoys lay easter eggs right??
I went to Disneyland Paris this weekend and I ran into Gaston wandering around the parkI would happily steal his body. Manly manliness with all the eggs.
tinderofficial: whosthisbitch: cosmic-noir: AJJDKFKLVLXJH LMAO can we talk about the ghost egg am I the only one who sees the fire
thebellygoddess: 1000 Calorie CandyI got a box of creme eggs and I’m so excited to eat them! I talk about how many calories are in each one, how they taste. I brought milk with me too! I eat as many as I can of the decadent candy, before realizing
ESO’s still down for maintenance so I guess I’ll talk about gem season/heat cycles that came to mind while I was at work today. Lest I remind you how I’m weird gem fanscience/alien stuff trash.—I imagine the length of their cycles and how
i have like a headcanon adding on my ‘Jasper is a carrier gem’ thought - gem egg hell thing - that she’s incapable or finds it difficult/uncomfortable to arouse a dick like her partners lapis and peridot and usually prefers to go without or use
GOOD GODI’M NOT KIDDINGMY MOM HAD THIS WHEN I WAS A KID!I lied to the other kids and said square chickens laid these eggs! She still has it! But the best part…We were talking about this earlier today and when I went on Pleated Jeans (a site I
heckyeahbispearl: Ok, you know what I love to think about? Yes, bispearl, but not just any bispearl. I’m talking about bispearl gemlings! The possibilities are endless! Think about it; How many gemlings would they have? (I’m thinking around four
thefireboundmage: thefireboundmage: EGG DAY! Commission form closed but come join us, watch, and maybe join the Discord call~ Last commission for the night. Come watch and talk to us~
seamistress: U know ur following a bunch of good eggs when you never see the actual shitty fandom posts or drama and only hear about it from people talking about it.
tariqah: sevenbillionlunatics: tariqah:People will talk more about that egg boy than they will about islamophobia in the spaces they inhabit and the islamophobia of those they interact with. I am proud of that kid but he by no means should be the face
kaguramutsuki: momunofu: kaguramutsuki: momunofu: I wonder what hatching from an egg is like you know how it feels putting clothes on when your skin is wet. imagine that but taking them off sounds like you’re talking from experience
unfauxgettable: tragichues: unfauxgettable: what is the name of those egg shaped things that are on trees. with all those tab things. the only word my brain is supplying is “cucumber”. are you talking about pinecones? PINECONES
cee-is-just-a-letter: EGGS NO NO EGGS EGGS NO STOP TALKING YOU’RE EGGS YOU DO NOT TALK STOP IT EGGS STOP IT
gyppygirl2021: flyingcuttlefish: inkpigeon: hectocotyli-everywhere: Okay, but can we talk about the development of the atlantic blue marlin for second? WOW Look how cute the little babies are omg!! 90% EYEBALL Reminds me of Z.U.N. eggs for some
noodlerama: Why doesnt anyone ever talk about one of the funniest moments in OS when Officer Jenny thought Brock was the one who stole Ash’s Phanphy Egg and she even tries to fucking imitate Brock’s voice complete with a sinister flashback?
lesliecrusher: but can we stop for a minute and talk about how that glorious picture of jasika on astrid’s father’s mantle is one of my favorite fringe easter eggs ever
Idk I think it’s really cool that I kinda get to know people I don’t even talk to by what they post and like or reblog from me Y'all are good eggs.
dyed easter eggs replied to your post: I feel like people would have less of … They’re trying but there’re just some things you can’t expect them to know about raising earth children. And I hate when people tend to forget that. oh yea,
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averagesorceress replied to your post: I made a ramen noodle omelet. Or a ram…How did you do this? It looks delicious.Its actually pretty easy! You make ramen as you normally do and while its boiling scramble an egg in a separate pan and crisp
Hey Artie, I’ve finally started accepting screenshot/gif requests. While I was practicing, I came across this beutiful reaction. Whaddya think?it looks like they found a weird egg and are really surprised by it
deadb1ogger: this gif always makes me laugh so hard i cant brEA TEH
cracked: collegehumor: Fried Eggs Look Like They’re talking Eggsplain it to me one more time. “Help! The random laws of nature have anthropomorphized me!” - Fried Eggs
wamaii: k this is the one thing I’m disappointed about with the fandom, why is Saitama wearing police uniform never talked aboUT??????????
shinjikuma: HOW COME TUMBLR NEVER TALKS ABOUT SHUGO CHARA I MEAN IT IS LITERALLY A MAGICAL GIRL ANIME ABOUT EGGS FUCKING EGGS HOW DO YOU PEOPLE MISS THIS
Fun fact: the last cadbury egg I ate had no creme in the middle do you know how disappointing that was?
docs-midnight-runners: Can we just talk about how amazing this scene was
duckdotcom:cumpster-diving:duckdotcom:people have mad respect for farmers who get up early every morning to collect eggs from the chickens but nobody ever talks about me, the guy who has to get up even earlier to put eggs in the chickens so they can lay
So who else would stare at their computer screens hoping a Digimon egg would pop out of it.
so i had 3 dittos, 1 american and 2 japanese, one of those japanese ones is the one i use for breeding and the other i got to give to dartty ive been trying to hatch a shiny furfrou and i hatched 450+ eggs before i looked into my box and realized that
I’ve been hatching Furfrou eggs for 11 hours straight
speaking of pokemon, i hatched 812 furfrou eggs so far……
anyway im starving, i actually only had half an egg this morning goes to heat up some pasta
UGH FINALLY this took me like 1000+ eggs omg
thanks for the stories!! ;o; thats so wonderful im glad both of you got some neat shinies <3 my first wild caught shiny is a corsola i found on friend safari and my sylveon and furfrou that took a billion eggs to hatch sdghas
i was hatching some eggs on Y, still working on the dex and then i get a battle challenge from a passerby in France and even though i don’t even have my “official” team ready i was like meh, why not, so i went to my pc box and got out
hussie-homage replied to your post: i was hatching some eggs on Y, still w… i don’t know you but your enthusiasm about pokemon makes me so proud of the human race ahhhh h congratulations you are a real life success. heh heh pokemon is my life
i bought some plastic easter eggs and that fake grass stuff at walmart, they’re props for my easter cosplay ovo
breeding dragons and they only lay one egg after waiting a month’s cooldown
my mom made a really great beet potato salad with hard boiled eggs, it was yummy and it was pink so what could be better
synne and i yell at each other about eggs
synnesai replied to your post: sentencedtoship asked:Madame Haru…NOSYNNE NEEDS MORE EGGS
143 eggs so far, no shiny goomy, gonna keep going !
novacaline replied to your post: hi guys how are you, hope your easter …Every year we have an Easter egg hunt there is always one egg that goes missing it’s been 3 years in a row… I am terrifiedomfg like a different egg or the same egg? either
I went out on a car ride today and I took my 3ds and just as we were getting back home LOOK !!!I DID ITTTTT i hatched like 800+ eggs or so i lost count, to get this little guy and he’s perfect ;o; he got the ability i wanted (sap sipper) and has all
if i try my luck at another shiny egg breeding it will be for a Swirlix, love the chocolate cupcake it turns into awh
So the awesome thing about pokemon that have low base egg steps is that you can hatch a lot in less time and get that shiny quicker <3 i got this cute little guy in just an hour and a half <33 And I bred him in a Love Ball ! Which I will make a
If you guys follow me on twitter/insta you would have already seen me freak out about this but i tucked myself into bed last night but decided to do breed some perfect IV charmander and the VERY FIRST EGG hatched shiny!! i was like “that doesn’t
rockafirevevo replied to your post: If you guys follow me on twitter/insta…iirc eggs with shiny parents have a much higher shiny rate than just eggs hatched from regular parents!That’s incorrect actually, shiny parents don’t increase chances
if anyone feels bad about today’s episode just remember that tomorrow’s episode was marked with smiley eggs and bacon
they only thing i’ve eaten today was half a fried egg and a small bowl of noodles and that was after not eating for 24 hours my stomach is so upset with me, but i have some chex mix so i guess ill eat that now
☆An Egg☆
Happy birthday you bugger! I apologize if this drawing looks a little rushed or ifs a little late. I’m not feeling so well but I still wanted I do something for you! I really enjoy talking to you and your wonderful art. just wanted to wish you a happy
