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eldritchw1tch:driftwoodcryptid:was he able to shave? is dracula still pretending to be his entire staff? has dracula tried to dracula him? i am left to ponder until our next communication… #the social contract we have all made to act as if we have no
electracraft:“do NOT tag this generic textpost i made with fandom stuff” my brother in christ you’re posting on tumblr
everythingfox:Angy
pennaraptor:baby chickens always saying shit like “peebeebeebeep”
cryptid-sighting:Costco hot dog mood board
jellypis:you’re an older sibling ?? and what for ??? your younger sibling becoming taller than you ????
wizardpostsdotorg:cursed ring but the “curse” is that it’s just a biiiit too tight so when you try to take it off you get kinda scared that you’ll never get it off but like it’s fine it comes off eventually
falseknees:Available as a print!
gsirvator:
guooey:YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
derinthescarletpescatarian:lastvalyrian:garbage-empress:garbage-empress:larckla:garbage-empress:garbage-empress:chrome–horse:garbage-empress:time smells bad.what Synesthetic bullcrap is this nowListenI accidentally leave the milk out overnight.Milk
lecountry: never!
desertdollranch:“Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio, a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy….”
unclefather:
b-u-n-n-i:
gatheringbones:[“Sometimes it’s a curse, and sometimes it’s a blessing,” said Greg Siegle, a psychiatrist and neuroscientist at the University of Pittsburgh. He studies the brains of C-PTSD patients, and he told me that my suspicions were right—there
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a-suffusion-of-yellow:franzkavkas:I think kafka’s diaries are the strongest evidence that journaling is not necessarily good for your mental health it’s because he didn’t use washi tape
featheredcritter:featheredcritter:Go look at birds and bugs outside btw. It can save your lifeNot a joke btw. Please go outside and pay attention to all the little creatures around you, even in your backjard, the bugs scurring for nectar and the little
seblester: seblester: No fuckery today please, thanks. I wouldn’t normally mind, but I’m completely fuckery’d out today.
grox:
prisonhannibal:mental illness is so embarassing i’ll literally be like I’m fully aware I’m mentally ill but it’s not mental illness this time. and then it was mental illness
halles-comet:I’M DOING THIS FOR REVENGEI’M DOING THIS TO TRY AND STAY TRUEI AM DOING THIS FOR THE ONES THEY LEFT TO TWIST IN THE WINDI AM DOING THIS FOR YOU
yuugisbarber:There’s fanfiction…. And then there’s FANFICTION. The kind of shit you happen upon at like 3am or some other ungodly time because you were trying to find a fix for ur fixation at the time and you are just SUCKED IN and every sentence
todaysbird:dzamie:maid-of-timey-wimey:keynes-fetlife-mutual:toasthaste:ghostpalmtechnique:ghostpalmtechnique:This morning I watched a blue heron fly majestically into the pond across the street, only to be immediately shown by an irate goose that pecking
jaubaius:The most beautiful bird
marlynnofmany:serpents-fr:people who live in areas where there are native lizards should never take that for granted. you can just go outside and see a little guy hanging out. what’s better than that? What’s better is when the little guy starts doing
rawhoneybliss:This summer is going to bring healing, heightened intuition, extreme clarity, substantial growth and genuine happiness.
dexdefyingstunts:gotterhag:This is an EXTREMELY blessed post! And accurate! When I first moved out I was so excited for my new place I slept on the floor and had my tv there and that was it. Loved it. You grow and you build and you gain and you lose.
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ineffablepenguin:ineffablepenguin:Snake snacks, anyone? This is one of my favorite scenes from Our Flag Means Death, and I just couldn’t resist!At some point I’ll be putting this sign up for sale or auction, with all proceeds to The Trevor Project
santhamantha:May 28 - despair has its own calms
catasters:
brinconvenient:dimpledthings: don’t be embarrassed that little joys take up a lot of space in your heart. sometimes they’re the most important things there are in your life, and deserve your attention The thing about little joys? They are actually
sewerfight:my friend was testing perfumes out at the store and she sniffed a bottle and anounced “ngl this bitch kind of sucks” The girl at the counter suddenly looked really sad, and my friend was like “I’m sorry, I wasn’t
bogleech:this is like just a fourth of a whole musical medley addressing that you can’t live like the simpsons anymore. harsh :(
awed-frog:totallyfubar:totallyfubar:totallyfubar:The reason the work you’ve done on how you feel doesn’t seem like it’s working is because you need to do it until it works. It’s never been “this strategy will pull you up” it’s always been
ur-cute-so-i:grammarmancer: Turned on TikTok today and got a video from Spiders Georg. Amazing.
wizard-email:wizard-email:wizard-email: get yourself a man who crumples like a soggy piece of paperjust folds over and sobspaper mache type guy
queenklu:I was so confused during today’s Drac Daily about this part in particularBecause that??? Bro, that ain’t Hamlet. I went digging and found someone attempting to explain it: If it is referencing this scene then it’s the part in the play where
mind-altering-bugs:The best part about turning 30 was, legitimately, unlocking the ability to use this image
a-kind-of-merry-war:every so often you get a little too close to self-recognition through the blorbo and you gotta put that thought in a locked box for inspection at a later date
sameraxu: sameraxu:Common Birds of California is a zine about burnout, birding, and bioregionalism. You can read it in full for free on my website! Heads up that a text transcript of this zine is now available.
pyaarisms:i call this the ‘I’m normal about media’ moodboard
vanilla-extraction:faustandfurious:faustandfurious:There’s something truly exquisite about stories where the real tragedy is the price you paid to stand on top of the worldHollow victories … sacrificing your humanity on the altar of what you perceive
gaugevectormoron:Wiktionary remains the best online dictionary
elizabethanism:Still with this Victoria Chang poem.
kazoosandfannypacks:Nobody:Qunicy Morris:ALT
rainbow-femme:I have a extremely important news about kestrels
spageddytoenail:5/24 update
sabertoothwalrus:this idea came to me in the shower and I actually doubled over because I was laughing so hard
kineticpenguin:
axtumngift-deactivated20221218:The way she always leaves him stunned and speechless.
brandirecognition: family
monsterfactoryfanfic:maamlet:born too early to be conceived on the garfield dark ride. born too late to have gay sex on the garfield dark ride. born just in time to watch a video about gay sex on the garfield dark rideTumblr as a culture has the worst
clowniconography:wait ok this is actually one that has caused some contention before when I’ve talked to people about it. reblog and tag whether or not you check the weather prediction every day before going out
dr-cringe:fancybroom:lil-grimlynn:VIETNAM HAS MOSS FROGS.THEY LIVE IN MOSS.THEY ARE CUTE AS FUCK!Thank you for coming to my ted talk. Now lets go live the way of the moss frog.
todaysbird:friends in matching outfits!!!
voidbirds:Watch this Raven have a crisis with me