Blog: FDA Approved Cunt
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original: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/view/moustacheyoulequestion/64097138456
merrymrdarcy: so i called the nearby starbucks to see if they were open because my dad wasn’t sure and wanted me to ask so i asked them in gollum’s voice “HELLO IS PRECIOUS OPEN TODAY?” and the guy on the other line replied with “YES PRECIOUS