Blog: FDA Approved Cunt
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original: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/view/moustacheyoulequestion/29021734595
ursorum: ursorum: ursorum: i walked into my room and found this sitting on my bed thanks dad APPARENTLY MY DAD BOUGHT THIS FOR ME BECAUSE WHEN I SAID “I WANT A MANGO SMOOTHIE” THIS MORNING, HE THOUGHT I SAID “I WANT A WATERMELON TO SOOTHE ME”