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And I have a fucking twitch between my right eye and my temple that hasn’t stopped for hours. Fuck me, right?
standbyfortitanfall: lightthefuze: why do guys look so hot when they drive cos we’re too stupid to work the air conditioning
Another kid you know
me as a parent.
nevver:The New Yorker
mrbenwyatt:thesoftestbunny:i still think a “friendzone” should be a big calzone you share with your friends
ikneaddough:hanninope:im still cryingi legit thought this was a commercial and was v scared at first
lizdexia:Jimmy McGill’s skill set as a lawyer includes:giving ‘em the old razzle dazzlesurprise tent entrances
Into The Ocean
patron saint of sass
meredithgr3y:thank you funnyordie for giving me life
i was robertdeniro
unfollovving:officialfrenchtoast:you will regret scrolling over thisunmute this please
assemblethebig6:hijackspace:I CAN’T FUCKING BREATH
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librocubiculrst:petitiontobringbackthedodobird:vikinggoth:One of these things is not like the others…Yeah, why does that one sink get, like, twenty kittens???never-let—it-die
whatthewhatbutt:I’m terrified.
croptop2014:j5h: imagine having sex with a ghost and then someone walks into your room and they see your asshole widening and narrowing for no reason imagine praying to God and going to church
bluebirdsonawire:one-handsome-devil:pr1nceshawn:What Canned Koala looks like…I WANT TWELVE.
SPAM
universal-invariants:“this is Anastasia aND SHE DROVE ME HERE”
instant-oatmeal:archibanfkimble:harry potter au where dumbledore is replaced by ron swanson“Son, did you or did you not place your name in this stupid fire cup?”
capt-johnsmith:”To all who come to this happy place; welcome.”
thefrogman: [facebook]
tastefullyoffensive: And he would have gotten away with it if it wasn’t for you meddling kids![zilchonum] (more behind the gifs)
oatmeal: The mantis shrimp has spoken.
dreamer's hideaway
themasterslover: seriously-what-is-my-life: xanthewalter: wrong-url-motherfucker: Government, Monty Python Style Still brilliantly funny all these years later. BEST INSULTS whenever i find monty python casually just on my dashboard i just blink
What the fuck is up with Tumblr's astrology fascination?
littlesparrow313: hopeydopey526:oiabm:Yo dead fuck
sizvideos:Simply Delicious Shower Thoughts with Cookie MonsterVideo - Via Siz iOS app
lindsaly:mickie-mouse:edgebug:myotpisgay:ninjaboots:gayyourlifemustbe:cloakstone69: president-vanellope: wake up america this is to educate my non-American followers. This really is how the US sees itself. (and yes, 95% of the time, Florida = WHAT?!)
ben-nye-the-science-guy:kiki-risu: elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: #first rule of the avatar fandom #ALWAYS REBLOG THAT’S ROUGH BUDDY AT THIS PANEL I WENT TO I ASKED DANTE BASCO WHAT HIS FAVORITE LINE AS ZUKO WAS AND HE SAID THIS ONE
legalwifi:dale
spoken-not-written:When two Y chromosomes touch each other do you think they say “no homosome”
Welcome to my little world.
MICHELESAURUSREX
signalbeast:“I bring word from the swamp prince, the old pacts shall be honored, muster your forces at first light…”
kernalmustache:theclockworkskull: buzzfeed: 29 Photos That Prove Everybody Cosplays FUCKING THANK YOU ! That dude’s a pharmacyA wholeFuckingPharmacy I used to work with the woman in the top photo
pho-Q
death-limes:its-tuesday-again:i don’t know why but insults paired with really suburban names crack me up“suck a dick, craig”“fight me, helen”“see you in hell, bernard”cuz it sounds like some vanilla soccer mom getting
“I just slowly became aware that I might not be dreaming.” (1x10: Buffet Froid)
parenting tip
red-lipstick:Peanuts
hanniballs
kingcheddarxvii:this is the pinnacle of American comedy
sungl0ry:hannibal → murder wives au:“Mason Verger is a pig and he deserves to be somebody’s bacon.”
thepsychoemoreport:lotrlockedwhovian:winchester-kelly:badgerdash-cumberquat:the—superwholockian:twistedthicket1: trypophobic-canine: perks-of-being-chinese: heroscafe: everyonesfavoriteging: my-weeping-angel: eatsleepcrap: syd224: eatsleepcrap:
oldflorida:Mermaid Monday
radiant-array: bryko:watch his hair blatantly intersect with the lockersmy college animation professor worked on jimmy neutron and he was just like “listen yeah we knew and we just didn’t have the time or money to care”. the power would go out
emstonesdaily: Emma Stone was very excited about her Lego Oscar!
horrorfixxx:Matt Smith as Patrick Bateman in the American Psycho musical.
diamondheadphones:meanwhile …..
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