just-call-me-vendetta: My crush asked me what I wanted for my birthday next month. I told him “a babysitter”. This nigga gets all sexy in the voice “Oh really? What for?”Me: “TO SLEEP! I can get dick anytime, but 10-12 hours of uninterrupted
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