arizonagarbage: riotrite: friendlyneighborhoodcommiescum: A cunning vampire door-to-door salesperson who stands in people’s doorways and talks until they can find a convenient moment to drop their pen and the person picks it up and the vampire says
tags: omfg, aşlfk, all hail the 'que'en
original: https://duela.tumblr.com/post/127228693684