I remember once this roofing guy came to my door and was like bleh bleh I’ll fix your roof and I was like no and then he started flirting with me and said he was doing the neighbours house tomorrow and what coffee did I drink cause he is gonna bring
tags: I even told him dont come back but he came everyday with coffee, I dont even drink coffee, he has not been seen since, long post sowwy
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