renfamous:British Kitchen Nightmares: “The risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting.”American Kitchen Nightmares: “YOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE AND THERE’S A LIVE RAT IN MY FOOD.”
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