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itsflyinglikeadragon: I knew James loved Matt Hughes a lot, and with it coming up to Christmas I thought I would get home something I know he’d love. I was browsing on eBay for items that would be interesting to get. I came across a pair of boxers
If there’s a minimum of 30 people reading this blog 24/7 do ya think it’s fair to say that at any given moment someone in the world is getting off to it? because that would be sort of amazing
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elliemillers:#tell me how much trouble would they get into if they went on a double date with Shaw/root??
hessomuchbigger: She kidded herself that she’d just fool around with Steve from sales one time and that would be it, her curiosity would be sated. But she didn’t realize how addictive cock like that can be, and curiosity turned to need, and before
cummy4mommy: I had no intention of fucking my son. We were just gonna play mutually and that would be it. Well that went out the window quickly lol
Ao3 link of the story: http://archiveofourown.org/works/4887874/chapters/11208001;;; I’m so embarrassed about this chapter, I want to die. I thought the ending would be humorous tho (because I have the humor sense of a child) so I apogolize if it doesnt
I was just talking to my sister about My Little Pony and I meant to say “Diamond Tiara” but I accidentally said “Yellow Diamond” instead, and… That would be a very different situation for the Cutie Mark Crusaders, wouldn’t it
kanarichan skomentował(a) Twój post “IDK if it works but ye. Adding u to my blocked list bc clearly u don’t…”Fandom policing was one of the reasons I left the fandom actually (the other was such a long hiatus and my interest just faded..)Yeah,
emilociraptor: andythanfiction: The data is out now and I know you’ve seen it. 46% of eligible voters did not vote. 25.6 voted Clinton. 25.5 voted Trump. Enough people will be talking about the low turnout as a bad thing (and it’s absolutely
svtfoeheadcanons: Petition to have Marco actually slipping into Spanish in the show when he’s mad, nervous or arguing with someone. Because that would be the most adorable thing for some reason and we all need it to happen. daronnefcy
What if there was a Snapchat filter where it looked like you wet your pants
You know how celebrities and just famous people in general have a net worth?…Wouldn’t it be cool if we could see our Omo Net worth?? You could See how famously known you are all over in the omo community lol
bunnyomega: periegesisvoid: agateophilic-bitch: periegesisvoid: an LGBTQ coffee shop called lesBean Or a regular fucking coffee shop because that would be discrimination. chill bro it’s a fucking pun Cishets want to be oppressed so bad.
ainitsuite-agape:ainitsuite-agape: When I saw THIS it screamed Plisetsky to me, so I indulged. You know he would do it. – Follow me on twitter @ a1n1tsu1teagape - I’m more active there. Today is LOVING YURI PLISETSKY day!! 🐯❄️🇷🇺✨Happy
I want to hit the lottery because I think it would be fun to buy everything on everyone’s wish lists. Well, everyone that I like anyway.
thottweiler: enolase: toleratethebasketcase: ghc-deactivated20190415: literal neo-nazi found on twitter anyone wanna help me out on doxing them? Whoa how bout we all take a chill pill and love each other. Get over yourselves. Racism would be gone
decalexas: when u catch urself thinking wistfully about dating and being in love and being c*ddled and how nice that would be
racistpartyking replied to your post: I wish I had the ability to draw. But usually my… that would be fabulous and i want one of the sweaters they’d wear All I got in my head rn is “fuck cis ppl” …which would be funny, because
rustedknees: the more I think about it, the more I realize that 2009 me would be pretty scared/intimidated by 2014 me and that’s what counts
killjimmybuffett: the best way i could describe jojo’s bizarre adventure is that it’s like a fake anime - like an anime that would be playing on the tv in the background of another anime except it’s an entire series of just that
skittycatz replied to your post: LAST TIME I CHECK SLEEPING PILLS ARE S…Ohh man that sounds really frustrating, im sorry!Thank you friend and dear god it is! I haven’t been able to sleep properly at night for so long and I’m getting to the ‘I’m
as real as it gets
The flood of kink-guessing anons has stopped. Should I post the answers or leave it be?
kasukasukasumisty: stupidcoolfinnparty: dee-b-caulfield: burninghonesty: Oh my god what if what if Finn loses the hat for good that would be a ballsy change I tell ya Yes! I feel the writers need to stop vaccilating and finally do something to really
sailor-soup: What if the gems had a band called the gem stones where Pearl played electric keyboard, Garnet played triangle,Amethyst played drums, and Steven played ukulele and Connie was their biggest fans Haha, that’d be great. I don’t
sailor-soup: someteenslounge: I saw this cute idea It was too tempting; I had to draw it! All the Gems playing instruments like that would be perfect it is perfect gosh they’re such dorks I love them Ah this is so cute this is so adorable omg
klaskysucks: the-world-of-steven-universe: Is this a fusion?!… OMG! Thanks to my friend Elias for finding this :D Looks more like a random Steven and Lion doodle rather than an actual fusion. But what if Lion was capable of fusing? That would be
kilifish: linguistic gems #2 ; w;)/ click for translations 2 english (i can do french/spanish too if anyone wants it) I feel like pearl would be so dedicated to learning new languages she would study even on missions! Which the other gems would feel…
that would be it
gang-vocals: lanternlighting: thepinkestpug: osseus-custos: brot8o-chip: outaspaceman: I’ve invented ‘The Knife-Wielding Tentacle'👍 “if anybody would like to volunteer to come and turn it off, that would be just fine by me” @fake-bird
hugmilk: OK GUYS I’M DOING A GIVEAWAY!!!!!!!! I’M GIVING AWAY THIS AWESOME ATTACK ON TITAN BAG RULES : Like and Reblog as may times as you want No giveaway blogs please(i will check) You dont have to be following me but if you do that would be real
tyrannosaurus-regina: story featuring a city where it’s cloudy and rains almost all the time but instead of being stereotypically gloomy and grim, it’s lively and colorful and people party hard indoors and decorate the streets with colorful strings
kyriarchy:schmergo:I want a movie about a guy who runs for president and wins but then suddenly realizes that he doesn’t want to be president, so he just starts doing ridiculous things all the time trying to get impeached, but it NEVER WORKS because
dieaerzte: lnannibal: dieaerzte: it would be fucked up if sex were real wtf are you talking about i was just saying that like if sex were real that would be fucked up The absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence. Just saying
karlika: iloveegon: kelleygirl1701: Let me hear the answers Ecstatic, joyful, overjoyed, blissful. Confused because this bed barely fits me, let alone another possibly larger grown man. Then probably ‘fuck this it’s 3 am, I don’t wanna think
someone should exchange mix tapes/cd’s with me through the mail that would be so nice.
George Ace seems like one of those people that would have a small yappy dog...
perfvert: xenzii: I was at Barnes and Noble today and saw this…then immediately thought of Sebastian. i read that as ‘ruining the home’ but then that would be written by grell
imagine-your-fav-character: Imagine one day logging on to your computer. You realize that your background has a large hole in it, and your favorite character is staring at you through it.
oockitty: agentquinn: sepulchritude: my fav trope is like, nonhuman characters not understanding human needs/customs but still being super supportive of their human companion “look what I found while exploring this planet’s surface!” “kilrak
the-almost-doctor: ifuckingguess: ravedm: ahh when you click it :))) holy shit what is that seriously space. that is space.
ahoboandhisbox: the-almost-doctor: ifuckingguess: ravedm: ahh when you click it :))) holy shit what is that seriously space. that is space. #that would be the sombrero galaxy lol It’s true!
shoutout to the girls sucking dick because it makes THEM happy
I think that would be my reaction at this point, too.
Via twitterAhh I figured this was the reality but seeing it written out still makes me kinda sad :/
brittanaluv: setbabiesonfire: itcuddles: Animals are better than people, look this dog trying to save the fish. Omg, it broke my heart. This implies that the dog is intelligent enough to not only recognize that a fish lives in water, but that without
I wonder what it says about me and my relationship that when he was about to cum on my face I said ‘dont get it on my blanket’ and he said ‘I already made sure not to’. I am more concerned about my faux fur blanket than my eyeballs.
i actually have 2 songs in mind that i really love that would make WONDERFUL lyricstucks, i’m just contemplating if i should actually do it….
nepurin replied to your post: i’ll work with karkat a bit more some … is it equius if it were equius you’d be the first to know ovo
inkskinned: It’s not that I want to kill myself but the bathtub is an easy place to fall asleep in. I take showers instead and don’t think about drowning. It would be weird to die naked anyway. I don’t count the days and hours and minutes like
graynard:life used to be so fucking simple. you could just be the guy whos really good at making ropes and that would be your entire life
Okay but what if Steven gets back his Healing Powers in ‘Nightmare Hospital’ because of all the sick patients? Like he wants to heal them and make them feel better and it’sthe catalyst he needs to make his powers come back
Everyone is doin Gemsona’s so I propose a new idea: Beachsonas! That’s right, yourself or a character that would be a Beach City citizen! Here’s me Jen, the manager at the ‘Bready for more? Bakery right here in Beach City! (PUNS FOR DAYS)
blondiepoison: “People feel so much shame about it [mental health], so if, by talking about it, I can even have an impact on one person, that would be awesome.”Sophie Turner By Yelena Yemchuk | The Edit by Net-A-Porter (May 2019)
anyway if HS is reaching a “gay singularity” (which means it’s becoming hella gay) what if Johnroxy turns out to be the only straight ship in it that would be hilarious
amaet: princessdemoness: amaet: amaet: ok i just wanted to share something funsomeone might have made a post about it already or whatever but i’ll make my own anyway. i noticed that peridots proportions are off, but pd pointed out to me that it
osointricate: Apparently some people can have a thought like “I need to do this” and then they actually have no problem getting up and doing it. What a weird way to live, how strange, wonder what that would be like.
can you guys just imagine a mass effect movie with FEMSHEP instead of manshep ON THE BIG SCREEN MAYBE IN 3D I DUNNO IT WOULD BE SO GLORIOUS and if liara was her romance in the movie that would just be icing on the cake but thats just me you know V//u//V
I really wanna send some nudes to a couple of guys I’m talking to becus I come across as shy and pretty awkward in person n i think it would be rlly funny when they see me pump my pussy n then fuck it tbh