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retarded-princess: u know at the Haunted Mansion at Disneyland how there are pictures on the wall where the eyes follow you? Pretty sure that thing there is staring right at me. No matter what angle I look at it from, it’s following my gaze. LOL @RP^^Al
retarded-princess: Truth in advertising. Nice to see.
retarded-princess: “Whore yoga” involves no special equipment, other than handcuffs and maybe slutty shoes…
retarded-princess: rough-slut-fucker: Worthless They keep telling me I’m worthless, but yet, every guy who does this to me pays for it…. Bondage and fetish images @ Art of Bondage
retarded-princess: This guy’s maid must be like wtf when she comes to clean once a week or whatever. “Like okay so you just urinate on your couch and stuff? Seriously? I want a raise.” Bondage and fetish images @ Art of Bondage
retarded-princess: I guess someone else is going to have to pick up the kids at school. And probably like, raise them and stuff. But that’s cool, I mean you made an impulsive choice, but it happens. Not *all* your decisions are going to go the way
retarded-princess: whoreswillbewhoreswillbewhores: Speechless… I’d imagine she’s more or less speechless herself with that contraption on. Where did she even get that thing? I can’t believe there’s a big market for plastic duck lips that
retarded-princess: I’m the same way. If there’s a TV on in the room I can’t look away either for some reason, no matter what else is going on. Bondage and fetish images @ Art of Bondage
retarded-princess: A wedding tradition in retardistan.
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retarded-princess: Always great when the special ed kids are able to integrate into the general population.
Retarded Guide to Eating in Koreatown
retarded-princess: I really wanted them to slip and fall.
I could not stop laughing at the retarded horse. Best casting of the cycle! eta: (x)
retarded-princess: milkychan: asianteengf: Flashing you a little more than just a smile! <3 Have big tits, the key to getting a white bf Am I the only Asian female with a porn tumblr who likes Asian boys?
retarded-princess: My problem with gifs that loop almost perfectly is that I never know when to stop watching, and so sometimes I look up and it’s like oh shit the whole day went by? Wtf???
retarded-princess: This being Japan, there’s probably a guy sitting on the couch reading a comic book on his phone, wondering why the fictitious schoolgirl in his manga won’t come alive and be his girlfriend for real, since she’s already his soul
retarded-princess: I need careful checklists for my morning routine. If I forget to do everything exactly by the book I’ll almost always end up going to school having forgotten something important. Clothes, for example.
retard-strength: Well call me a defecating cop killer.
retarded-princess: paladininblack: Inspiration Files I forgot to zip up my shorts. Also forgot to button them. Because I’m a fucking idiot.
Retarded Rain Dear
retarded-princess: dirtymindofchaosghost: literally my favorite piece of trash my current favorite piece of trash is this to-go box from the thai restaurant…because when I see it in the garbage can in the kitchen I remember that yummy thai food I
Retards @ duh gym!! (Taken with Instagram)
Bowmore - further retardation
@tlc should change it’s acronym to TRC. The Retard Channel. Seriously, when was the last time you watched a seriously educating show there?
Well, apparently some people are so amazingly retarded, (or should I say awesomely special? You overtly sensitive faggots!), that they can’t understand a simple blog, post, tweet, what have you. And still, without a conscious thought, they decide
escapedpatronus: tHERE IT IS Spider-Man you retarded fuck.
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vinceofcamden:Bedtime at Old Friends Senior Pokémon Sanctuary! Retards say all that, lol really? I think you are listening way to hard my friend and only hearing the sounds of your own heart because when a retard speaks, no matter how hard I listen,
HAHAHAHAHA! So its NOT just me who think guys look absolutely retarded wearing their hats like that! YAY!
Retarded seal laughter is my specialty. ^_^
Totally. Plus this would result in all the retards being constantly beat upon. A happy outcome. ^_^
lol…. I feel a warm glow inside when I think on how many retards thought this was legit. They shouldnt even have access to technology as far as Im concerned.
<3 I love these visual aids people make for retards too stupid to understand words. Seriously… yer all my heroes for doing it.
lol Even if this retard could do basic math… sure… Trumps fortune wouldn’t take much of a dent… your fucking economy would though. Lmao. Jesus.
venepodka: let’s b friends Why is this appealing to anybody? She looks retarded at best “worst?” and a hipster douchebag at worst “best?” I don’t understand people.
Is this cartoon retarded? Stating the fucking obvious. Is this what kid’s are watching nowadays? No wonder they turn out they way they’re turning all faggoty for the last decade.
I really fucking hate it when I say, write, mean 1 thing and people hear, read, understand a whole other thing altogether. How fucking retarded can people be? Oh, that’s right, A WHOLE FUCKING LOT!
Such a beautiful handgun in the hands of a retarded faggot.
That’s 1 retarded fan kid from way back when. I listen to Black Metal and I still haven’t burned down any churches. I listen to Death Metal and I still haven’t committed gross acts of necrophilia. I listen to Thrash Metal and I still
Reason #1358008642124680 of why this “game” is not a game. It’s a distraction for autistic retards.
acrumblebatchwithcustardfreeman: casibarria: These are photos of children crying for some great reasons, and these are my favorites lol. I would cry if I met Bill Murray too. Like, sob inconsolably. Kids. Are. Fucking. Retarded.
retarded-princess: retarded-princess: youdeservedegrading:I knew you wanted the gag out.You’re welcome. So the one time I’ve successfully done this was in a car. He hit a speed bump too fast, and well, then I accidentally swallowed a severed penis.
retarded-princess: goreanmann: Can you think of anything more beautiful than a smile? This is the creepiest thing I’ve seen this week. Maybe the creepiest thing I’ve seen in my whole retarded life.
retarded-princess: Cute! She’s trying to share with her nurse friend who lives on her shoulder. We think of prostitutes as greedy capitalist overlords but sometimes they can be altruistic too…even if more than a bit retarded.
retarded-princess: Retarded origami!
He’s a well dressed idiot. The watch is worn upside down.
retarded-princess: captainloveprod: retarded-princess: I would like to be this high. Someone come over and get me this high, please. Oooooooh. Your sooooooooo racist! Her eyes a like that naturally! I do not respond to accusations of racism from
retarded-princess: submitbitches: A facefucking loop for the lovely retarded-princess. Well this is malicious. You know I never know when to stop watching these things. I think a law should be passed requiring all animations and videos to have a clear
retarded-princess: submitbitches: retarded-princess: She’s gasping because she’s been beached and she needs to be submerged in semen to live. This good samaritan is keeping her skin from drying out while they wait for the authorities to come help
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retarded-princess: fuckstains: Wtf Pandas are supposedly very shy about sex or whatever. They don’t breed very often. True fact. Zookeepers do what they can to encourage them. Looks like hiring that retarded prostitute is working out so far…
retarded-princess: whoreswillbewhoreswillbewhores: Wish Retarded Princess were around for a clever caption, I’m speechless… Yeah I can’t figure out the tattoo either.
retarded-princess: whoreswillbewhoreswillbewhores:retarded-princess:Do you think she gets paid like per dick or like by the hour or something? If it’s by the hour, I hope she was aware there’d be like other guys and stuff. My guess is it’s a
Since I'm fucking retarded and don't know how to reply to shit right
retard-world:retard-world:I Will Never Spare You Of My Appreciating Touches 🦑👩👩👧👦Lenore
