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22ozcoke: donna-and-mike1615: masterandsimone: Everyone should have a household pet. -Roman I would give up the cat, dog and parakeet for that pet!! D Lol!
jaehthebird: OVO I’m so pumped with art! also drawing charactersi had to visit x3 and including a new one :p, a revoot and a classic.Ginger the derpy lab galSai the goth turtleIssy the very fat parakeet :3
Bird … BRAAAAAIIINS!! ;)
This gives me a sinking feeling ;)
Best bird bath ever
We find your colour offensive
justinpie: has this ever happened to you
4gifs: She gets excited about salad tong rides
the-guardian-of-fun: avianawareness: birb here to teach you how to fashion wit styles You got a cuppy cup on your head :’D
glassvines: Mushroom Bird Gashapon
softwaring: I’m laughing so hard this is on a parakeet fb group
rambeltilx: birdghost: videohall: A parakeet trying his hardest to say ‘Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition’ I’M CRYING the spanish inqui-baby bird
lip-lock: Birds Of A Feather | by Claire Rosen. A brilliant live portrait series by Claire Rosen featuring vintage wallpaper backdrops to accentuate and highlight the colors of each bird, which range from the common Parakeet to the exotic Hyacinth Macaw.
fat-birds: becausebirds: weloveshortvideos: Parakeet shower This is bird hygiene. i can’t stop watching this
finchwingart:Carolina Parakeet
parakeet: so it turns out great tits can and do kill and eat both other birds and small mice when food is scarce, particularly during winter, and i just cannot get over this picture. it looks like the kind of photo hunters take with their kills. i’m
parakeet:I think this possibly might be the funniest thing I’ve ever seen
volcanicbitch: parakeet:parakeet:omg i forgot to show you guys the thing i saw in the fields the other night i was like wow tumblrs gonna love this thing. hold on here it is the thing i saw in the fields. i turned the brightness up cus it was so dark.
parakeet:yopegender:parakeet: *transports guinea pigs from point A to point B with my mind* Marzipan asks that you not interrupt her nap with your telepathic powers again thank you marzipan i am so fcking sorry ill never forgivve myself for doing this
parakeet:im so thankful for bread and what its done for us as a society. u can put so many things on it. u can toast it. u can dip it in soup. where would we be without you bread. in a bad fucking place let me tell you
parakeet:so are there ppl in real life who dont spent all their spare time just thinking about silly little fictional stories… what do u do when ur listening to music? do u not make amvs in ur head? do u just listen
parakeet:now for the ultimate test. go to this website. set it to randomly generate ONE pokemon. all generations. all types. whatever it generates? thats you as a pokemon forever. what you get is what you get. NO RE ROLLING. now. who are you? i got goomy
parakeet: i dont understand how people cannot like birds… havent you notice.. they are always smiling… maybe you cant see it becaues your not looking close enough… thats right… theyre smiling in their hearts… a little smile in their breast
parakeet:Ok this is too cute he’s so fucking small
haha my parakeets are singing and vibing out to arcade fire GOD BLESS i have been waiting 4 this moment
parakeets: paranoia has absolutely no damn logic its like youre enjoying yourself, listening to some nice music and chilling then suddenly man door hand hook car door
parakeet: thinking about the internet themed crayons again
great-and-small:parakeet:parakeet:cannot handle this at all pigeons are just. so ridiculous. and the owlets are just like. ovo i guess this is fine stealth 100heres a link to the vid btw I’m gonna try to channel this pigeon’s dangerously misplaced
parakeet:
parakeet: eh-fandomtrash: liepard: why does cutting an apple into slices taste much better than just biting into it i dont get it its the same thing? its apple? Probably something to do with chemical reactions and how oxygen interacts with the meat
parakeet:i should also mention that the reason for the screens at the counters in retail is not simply to protect against covid it is also to protect you from the cashier vaulting over the counter and pummelling you to death at any given moment. it is
parakeet: i am so thankful for reddit posts like this
parakeet:had this guy come into the store todayy and he had a full on coughing fit in the aisle he was wearing one of those blue generic masks and he was coughing so bad he was turning red and he came to the till and in between coughs and eye waterings
parakeet: me, wearing my i ❤ hole t shirt:
parakeet: every time i see a post on this goddamn website i see a post on this website and i read it with my eyes and have mixed reaction because each post varies in content
parakeet:parakeet: unrelatableuserboxes:people act like Pluto was dealt a bad hand bc they thought it was a planet but later classified it as a dwarf but consider this: there are 4 other dwarf planets in the solar system that most people don’t even
Love birds
parakeet:parakeet:What is it with men and acting like women just don’t know anythingA woman could be like ‘Im cold’ and a man will be like wow I didn’t think you would know about temperatures
parakeet:the thing i love about the internet is u can call urself whatever name u want and ppl are just like fine with it immediately okay with it i wish real life was this simple. if you wanna be called flipperz you do that. but in real life its like
parakeet:remember back in the day spending hours trying to get the perfect theme for ur blog having it reflect ur whole identity. nowadays its like. i havent looked at my blog on desktop in 4 years and neither has anyone else
parakeet: parakeet: parakeet: if the truman show came out in 2020 trumans life would be livestreamed 24/7 and the twitch chat would be absolutely wildin. poggers whenever truman was preoccupied like sitting at the bus stop checking fake reddit on his
parakeet:parakeet: parakeet: if the truman show came out in 2020 trumans life would be livestreamed 24/7 and the twitch chat would be absolutely wildin. poggers whenever truman was preoccupied like sitting at the bus stop checking fake reddit on his phone
parakeet:parakeet:Stop Everything Followers Get The Banana
parakeet:after careful consideration i’ve decided to become an abomination
parakeet: parakeet: hold on everyone i have a terrible idea
parakeet: god pigeons have such good coos. theyre like horoorororo. i love it. it vibrates in the chambers of my heart and awakens my soul from a slumber that was far, far too long. horoorororo
