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I could see this working as a Breaking Bad meets Weeds type of show. Suburban mom secretly becomes a drug kingpin. With her son right there behind her. In more ways than one.It could air after Oedipal Therapy. That’s a solid block of TV.
Sarah relaying the saddest days of her twenty-two year old life; about her mom’s illnesses, witnessing domestic abuse, personal drug addiction, and more. And yes, those are blue lines in her hair. Comments/Questions?
kittykatrina: My mom warned me about drugs in baggies sold on the street. But never the one with teeth and a heartbeat. If I could I would take that smile and inject it directly into my bloodstream…
breedingandseeding: I thought mom would stop when dad walked in on us, instead she just started insulting him and telling him how much bigger and better I am, and she decided that was the time to announce she was taking fertility drugs for her “little
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stunningpicture: My mom stumbled into this drug dealer while in Jamaica.
I promise mom, It’s not what it looks like.
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brujacore:“Against all authority… Except my mom”
the-anal-rapist: the-anal-rapist: When hispanic moms find drugs in your bedroom… SHE SLAPPED THE COLOR OUT OF HA FACE!
longray3:Oh god yess, fuck my cunt with that tongue of yours son. the taste of pussy mom after I screwed and he squirted load several times is a drug for my head
breedingandseeding: Mom and I did a recreation of her wedding night, but with six inches more cock and some fertility drugs.
blacknailsncutegirls: Nancy Botwin aka badass drug dealer and hottest mom to ever exist
He told you to have your mom ready to his exact specifications by 6 pm. If you didn’t do it properly he told you he would kick your ass again. And worst of all, he wouldn’t fuck her for you. He knew you wanted to see this. Step 1 was putting
When your mom wanted a personal trainer you knew just who it should be. You told her about one guy you knew in school who is now a personal trainer for a living. You told her to give him a call but you said that she shouldn’t tell him you told her
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What was happening. Those pills should have kicked in 20 minutes ago. Your brother’s enemy would be here any second. How would you explain it to your mom that the boy who put your brother in a coma after sacking him in football just came by for
The saying goes “to the victor goes the spoils.” That was an understatement. Although you weren’t a victor in any traditional sense that you knew of. No, this was a victory only a few kindred spirits were aware of. A victory you read
Your mom was almost too perfect to exist. A mythological being, come to earth in human form to make it a brighter place. A Celtic goddess of security, who traded eternity as a divinity for a short lifetime as your mother. To say that you were lucky to
Have you ever been strangely fond of someone that everything in your brain and heart tells you you should hate? Sure you do! He works at the local gas station and sells drugs to the kids from the nearby high school in his free time. Everybody seems to
You don’t know why your mom lived her life so precautiously and conservatively. Even you, the biggest pussy ass faggot ever (or so your old high school bullies used to say as they kicked you in the stomach and spit on your hunched up wiry frame as you
And that’s when you knew that the drugs you had slipped into your mom’s diet coke had finally kicked in. You were worried for a second there that they wouldn’t work. But not only could she not say a simple sentence, she couldn’t walk either. You
Your dad and your brother had headed out on a weekend-long hunting trip. Your dad invited you along again like he did every other time. And every time you gave the same answer: “No, Dad. Sorry.”So why does he even bother to ask you at all then? You
Bluvelvet99: Golden Era ClassicOriginally published June. 23, 2015The Moon and the StarsThe story I’m reposting today is one that I hold extremely close to me. It’s one of my top 5 most proud stories and one that was influential on my later material.
Bluvelvet99: Bronze Age ClassicOriginally published March. 17, 2014Buddy Cop MovieYou were camping out with your mom and your mom’s friend’s son. He was your age. You weren’t having a good time with him around. The only reason he was out with
The ShapeIt didn’t take long for your mom to realize that there was something wrong with her pumpkin spiced latte. She shot up and ran to the kitchen window. Her friend, who hadn’t been able to drink as much of her’s due to her diligence at carving
What birthday gift would you give an estranged brother that stole over 躔 worth of cash from you, drove your mom’s car into another at age 13, destroyed tons of your shit and went over your possessions for anything of value so he could buy drugs,
nikkipher: THIS ONE TIME A KID IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD WAS LATE GETTING HOME BECAUSE HE WAS BUYING DRUGS SO HE TOLD HIS MOM HE GOT KIDNAPPED AND SHE MADE HIM REPORT IT TO THE POLICE AND HE DESCRIBED THE KIDNAPPER AS COUNT OLAF AND THEN THIS HAPPENED
africansouljah: my mom on the phone: i’m so glad my kids don’t do drugs me:
positivemilk: But mom how am I suppose to buy drugs with a gift card
theirownmoms: I could see this working as a Breaking Bad meets Weeds type of show. Suburban mom secretly becomes a drug kingpin. With her son right there behind her. In more ways than one.It could air after Oedipal Therapy. That’s a solid block of
theawesomeadventurer:nikkipher: THIS ONE TIME A KID IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD WAS LATE GETTING HOME BECAUSE HE WAS BUYING DRUGS SO HE TOLD HIS MOM HE GOT KIDNAPPED AND SHE MADE HIM REPORT IT TO THE POLICE AND HE DESCRIBED THE KIDNAPPER AS COUNT OLAF AND THEN
cheatingandbreakupsluts: Your mom loves shady, dirty, drug dealers.
iamsicktomorrow: nice-wig-janis: wow my parents better thank me that i’m addicted to tv shows and movies not drugs and alcohol I told my mom this and she said “well thats true. But if i have to hear about that gay angel one more time i will get
can-u-not-my-wayward-son: “is that weed I can smell?” “whoever smelt it dealt it, mom. i’m calling the police, you filthy drug dealer”
oh-sole-o-mio: How many times have you seen something like this—a sulky teenager who’d rather stay in the car and text than go with her mom into the drug store? Then mom comes out with her shopping bags and sees a pair of bare feet sticking out the
tricias-captions: My cousin came to live with us when her mother was arrested on drug charges. Mom turned to me and told me she was worried about Cortina and that she wanted me to take her in hand and make sure she was disciplined. Mom was surprised
moms-and-incest: My son never gets in any trouble at school. He doesn’t do any drugs. He doesn’t drink underage. And he’s never been caught with a girl. One of my friends asked me once, “How do you get your son to behave so well? How is it that
phatticuss: when ur mom dies and u take her power becoming the new supreme
slowlydisappear: captaincorbie: previouslysane: liamsmile: I AM CRYING I CAN’T RBETHE OH GOD THE SECOND GIF ELLEN LOOKS SO CONCERNED OH GOD I WANT ELLEN AS MY MOM OR MY COOL AUNT CRIES ABOUT IT THAT EXPRESSION PEOPLE MAKE WHEN THEY’RE ABOUT
hillohoffman: MOM
darkbluetile: as a mom I will drink organic wine with my fake friends
bagmilk: mom: why are you always asking for money? me:
kimpissible: when your mom calls you down for dinner and you get there and its not ready
Jessica Lange omg mom ?
ontopofthewhirled: My mom drug me around to one of those antiques stores she loves so much, and I actually found something really cool: pins from the 1992 Barcelona Olympics. For being 20 years old, they’re still in great condition, too! :D
I can’t stand it when people talk about heroin around me. I think about my mom and I imagine her shooting up and that hurts
trans-mom: elizabitchtaylor: trans-mom: mininecro: trans-mom: trans-mom: I love Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland but I loathe how edgy subcultures have turned it into some one dimensional thing associated with psychedelics and other drugs. Like,
margethemom-blog: Son’s thoughts: Omg I can’t believe mom is about to drink the wine I drugged with Oedipal pheromones, I can’t wait to have mom all to myself tonight!!
mom i can’t buy drugs with an itunes gift card
hailtostjames: darknessinmystars: strange-phanomena: I DIDNT KNOW WHAT THIS WOULD BE SO I CLICKED PLAY AND MY MOM IS RIGHT NEXT TO ME AND MY COMPUTER IS ON FULL VOLUME I HATE EVERYONE for whenever I fuck up My college career
lightlessflamegf: my mom’s work held a seminar about lgbt issues and there was a part where they talked about the high rates of suicide, drug use, and abuse that bi people face and my mom told me that everyone there was so shocked that the rates were
humperfickle: when i was young and didn’t know what drugs were, and my mom told me elvis died from drugs i thought she meant jugs and i was under the impression that elvis stuffed his shirt with so many milk jugs that he suffocated
bbcformyfamily: doingthingsandsuch69: interracial4x: She says BBC rocks! My mom drank, smoked, and did drugs, she also thought BBC rocked. Mom’s always love bbc.
milfson: Sorry, mom, but I owe my drug dealer a lot of money. When I told him I had a hot, sexy, bimbo mom, he said he’d swap you even up for my debt.
Mom: the cleaning lady is coming today Me: *hides drugs and alcohol*