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johndarnielle: thegameisalife: El perfecto cubrecamas para el amante de lo retro. The perfect bedspread for the retro lover. you do what you do when you’re putting off an assignment, I’ll be over here looking at Bubble Bobble bedspreads Now that
johndarnielle: monsterman: The Catholic Church’s top exorcist Father Gabriele Amorth I think possibly the most important piece of advice I’ll give my son when he’s old enough to hear it is “as soon as somebody tells you a book is Satanic, read
johndarnielle: planning on personally paying local churches to do this with any current terms or phrases I don’t like
johndarnielle: saladinahmed: So apparently, this is a thing: Greenscreen-clad workers who secretly flip models’ hair during shampoo commercials. (via @makingofs on twitter) if they would leave the mummy in the commercial I would be 200% more likely
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johndarnielle: chipsandbeermag: Warning Signs of Satanic Behavior. Training video for police, 1990 the perfect photoset
johndarnielle: printeresting: (via @johnpyper) Hemingwrite Typewriter May Redefine Writing eBooks kinda dig this. I wrote some sections of Wolf in White Van on a 1953 Royal because I learned to type on a manual typewriter and spent many long evenings
johndarnielle: scottpatrick:hell holethe worlds greatest sensation
johndarnielle: A lot of news lately but I have another thing I’ve been keeping under my hat and I’ll try to keep this brief* and not flip out too much**: we have a special co-headliner for one show this tour. It’s the show in Pioneertown. As is
radiente: johndarnielle: can’t even tell you how bad I needed this gif right now that is damn right the most relaxing thing ever
johndarnielle: seancinneide: Annika Vrklan, 8 year old pro skateboarder. so rad
slickos: radiente: johndarnielle: can’t even tell you how bad I needed this gif right now that is damn right the most relaxing thing ever I wanna project this onto my bedroom ceiling and look at it for hours
johndarnielle: from the legendary sf novel, “The Abandoned Goth House Man Who Shot the Sun When It Turned Into An Eyeball”
johndarnielle: donnerpartyofone: DING DONG YOU’RE FUCKED people misreading this alligator’s intentions here he is a neighbor and is just checking in to see how his neighbor is doing gotta stop casting aspersions on alligator motives, just because
e-brat: johndarnielle: chipsandbeermag: Warning Signs of Satanic Behavior. Training video for police, 1990 the perfect photoset
batmansexual: johndarnielle: kateordie: pocketaimee: Hell-aciously busy with work, but I really wanted to draw this comic. I love comics like this. Hulk was my favorite, too. Thank you, whoever you are, for this. Ahhh Hulk isn’t my favorite
johndarnielle: kateordie: pocketaimee: Hell-aciously busy with work, but I really wanted to draw this comic. I love comics like this. Hulk was my favorite, too. Thank you, whoever you are, for this.
johndarnielle: briandefferding: CTHUL-AID! only comes in the one flavor: fish
serialstitcher: catfishsteve:johndarnielle: chipsandbeermag: Warning Signs of Satanic Behavior. Training video for police, 1990 the perfect photoset Why does this exist? It exists because there was a massive Satanic panic in the 80s where good white
johndarnielle: strictly on style this is between Medelssohn and Debussy but respect to Beethoven for that “look, I have more important work to do here” swagger
fishingboatproceeds: johndarnielle: fishingboatproceeds: Hank and I agreed not to exchange birthday presents this year but instead he got me the best present ever! #nerdfighters I want to serve notice to John Green that while I love him like a brother
johndarnielle: well, I certainly didn’t wake up today thinking “maybe today I will be profoundly moved by a sparkling gif,” but here we are
johndarnielle: greg-pak: Outstanding. mattmarblo: oops turns out this is every single person that says this it’s really easy not to let it happen to you you just have to remain vigilant remain vigilant
johndarnielle: you know what I loved unicorns when I was eleven/twelve years old and then I learned that it was real soft and nerdy to love unicorns so I checked out of the whole unicorn-liking mindset because I felt a need to be hardening myself and
johndarnielle:always reblog
sundown-songsmith: naamahdarling: johndarnielle: geekhyena: emberkyrlee: OMG there’s a follow-up story to THIS ONE GLORIOUS OH MY GOD. I celebrate this resourceful lizard @iguanamouth i just feel like this is something you need to see AND
johndarnielle: tomewing: dduane: Posted in Kildare town this week… *immediately edits out-of-office message* keeping it real, Kildare style
johndarnielle: ladypoints: lastrealindians: On her way to the Black Hills powwow this past weekend Asia Black Bull, (Lakota/Korean) a jingle dress dancer and current Miss Teen Rosebud from the Rosebud Rez, and her family stopped to pick out a Halloween
johndarnielle: snake-lovers: Baby Green Tree Python why can’t I wrap myself around a stick and look all wicked and glowing. unfair life imo
johndarnielle: sashayed: sashayed: johndarnielle: jhermann: mecharirychan: Who’s this fucking skeleton trying to hoard all the cave treasure for himself The Gang Goes Cave Diving “there’s nothing in this cave worth dying for” would make
johndarnielle: zgmfd: 1961 Nu-Card Monster Panels horror geekdom predicted meme-captioning forty years ahead. love and respect to the blue-light-absorbing horror massive, we are the future
mommyb34r: johndarnielle: kateordie: pocketaimee: Hell-aciously busy with work, but I really wanted to draw this comic. I love comics like this. Hulk was my favorite, too. Thank you, whoever you are, for this. MY monster.
johndarnielle: writersflow: starry-eyed-wolfchild: A town known as the “town of books”, Hay-on-Wye is located on the Welsh / English border in the United Kingdom and is a bibliophile’s sanctuary. #ammoving furiously typing email to UK promoters
johndarnielle: greatnorthwoods: Posted in Kildare town. re-reblogging because feckin monday got to me, you know yourself
johndarnielle: fearofaghostplanet: And none were left standing. why was I not informed of this, John Hodgman?
johndarnielle: jesstaras: Friendly reminder 🌱 Christ this is a beautiful thing to tell people
johndarnielle: aviculor: SNAKER THE SNAKE IS JUST HANGING OUT IN THE PURPLE SHOE THIS BODES WELL FOR THE FUTURE OF EVERYTHING JUST GENERALLY SPEAKING
johndarnielle: byhannahrosengren: Plant These To Help Save Bees: 21 Bee-Friendly Plants. Learn more here! Hannah Rosengren 2013 you could really plant these in any vacant lot if you didn’t get caught, the ones on this list I’m familiar with grow
johndarnielle: I’ll be over here if anybody needs me. Forever.
johndarnielle: monsterman: The Young WitchesF. Solano Lopez & Barreiro YES
