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yixingsgrl: today is blackout day and @bbhgrl 😘💗💛💖💚 tagged me so have some old ass selfies cause my hair needs to be relaxed im tagging @krisswu @soloyixingsalbum @1riendless @mnyoongi @softbfsoo @bajowoo @mjoon1 and anyone else who
And there shall be joy (Breakdancing Jesus – a 30-foot street art piece by Cosmo Sarson in Bristol, UK)
It’s Christmas and Jesus is back, this time as a dog’s arse!
“Levi, are you taking a photo of me?”“Shut up, it’s my birthday.”when ur levi appreciate post-fucked erwin and takes photos snap snapHAPPY BIRTHDAY LEVI EVENTHO U AINT EXACTLY IN THIS PHOTO GO BOY GO GET YO MAN CELERATE CHRISTMAS WITH A BANGnote:
and i am this great unstable mass of blood and foam and no emotion that’s worth having could call my heart its home my heart’s an autoclave
shellbow: contemporaryelfinchild: nowisthewinter: peternyc: Photo of a fight in the Ukranian Parliament or Renaissance painting? Slap them all in togas instead of suits and it would perfect It also follows a pyramidal composition! However, I
Wise words like this need 2 b shared 4 the sake of all people, ESPECIALLY the people who call them selves Christian. Personally i do remember Him throwing out a group of thieves though… Matthew 21:12 And Jesus went into the temple of God, and
Jesus was a Middle-Eastern Jewish man who advocated for the seperation of church and state, pacifism, free healthcare, and reform. Frankly, I'm surprised he's so popular among conservatives.
jesus and drugs
This Church elected to draw Jesus Christ in the images of Nicholas Cage (left) and Chuck Norris (right).
electable:thank you god and jesus and jocasta for zachary colin rance. Some people might get turned on by these photos.
We don’t know if he was real, but scholars believe this is what Jesus and his hot dong would look like. What do you think? Has your faith informed your image of Christ’s dong?
I like Jesus, I just don’t like the way they used and abused him (friends of Jesus they say) DMNC RMX http://dombarra.tumblr.com
Team Yume’s Dramatis Lectio: “Fluttershy has Tea with Jesus” Fluttershy has tea with Jesus and this fanfiction happens.Read the original story: http://www.fimfiction.net/story/37680/fluttershy-has-tea-with-jesus
surprisebitch: bunnywith: threelegmeg: surprisebitch: when you just had a productive day and finished all your work #can i get a slow mo in this bc im pretty sure her titties helicopter and switch places reblogging with my own tag because i did
I got up to make tea and almost slipped and fell on my back because I made a puddle on the floor
mastreworld: angryschnauzer: cumaeansibyl: elodieunderglass: iwasawas-strings: legolokiismighty: theprettiestboy: sillysadskeleton: mazarinedrake: Donald Trump is exactly the kind of person that Jesus would have thrown out of the temple and beaten
once i scraped my knee in 3rd grade and a weird girl who was obsessed with horses was like “hold on” then she started crying and dropped tears on my knee then she was like “pegasus tears heal wounds”
chandeluresinsicily: juicylouture: alex-in-real-life: juicylouture: hey canadians and brits have fun at school on monday Yeah and a guy died so that you could miss school, America. I’m sure you must be real fucking proud of that. He didn’t
spookycapecod: all i want in life is to go to concerts and have good eyebrows
charlesdarwn: YESTERDAY I WAS GOING INTO ENGLISH CLASS AND THIS KID WAS TELLING MY TEACHER “I HAVE THIS VIDEO I WANT TO SHOW THE CLASS” AND MY TEACHER WAS LIKE “OKAY WHATS IT RATED” AND HE WAS LIKE “OH ITS G ITS DEFINITELY G” AND SO HE WENT
The powers that be are so out of touch with spirit that they have subverted Jesus’ birthday to be a commerce.They have used parental guilt and capitalism to condition our children to be disappointed if they don’t get their preferred toy. It divides
Feels like people on tumblr go at someone who’s been called out for like, a week then get bored if they don’t delete their account. 4lung discourse just kinda came and went lmao, they’re literally a pedophile who supports other pedophiles and they
pll4smadonor-r:themaskedotter:I’m crying because when my dad was eighteen he was going to join the airforce and then the night before he had a dream that Jesus slapped him in the face with a gigantic fish and asked him what he was doing and he woke
Jesus fucking CHRIST I just read a fuckton of really hardcore erotica (as in, so hardcore I wouldn’t even recommend it because some of that shit was disgusting, although some was decent too) and it involves training people to be perfect sex slaves.
#i’m more than fairly sure that i’ve seen this post tagged ‘jesus and judas’ and really is there anything more accurate than that
His Pink And Yellow Human
Jesus and his Disciples
hellaoptile: you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine
60sgroove: The Fashion of Jesus Christ Superstar (1973) dir. Norman Jewison
Pangúr and Shadow's World of Cosplay
The Jesus And Mary Chain ,Just Like Honey
xandrea12x: uglyaustralian: tastefullyoffensive: If you look hard enough, you can see it. [via] OMG NO I SCROLLED DOWN BC I DIDNT SEE ANYTHING AND THEN I SCROLLED BACK UP AND HAD A HEART ATTACK OMFG OMFG
The Jesus and Mary Chain & Hope Sandoval - Sometimes Always
Happy when it rains - The Jesus and Mary Chain
hoork: So we were walking through the artist alley when suddenly this mob of Attack on Titan cosplayers appeared… Then it got to the end of the line and LEVI WAS FRANTICALLY SCRUBBING AND KEEPING UP WITH THE WHOLE GROUP
chingaderaymedia: chingaderaymedia:ATTENTION TO ALL MY PEOPLE THAT LIVE OR KNOW ANYONE THAT LIVES IN SOUTH CENTRAL!!!!! I have been seeing this post on Facebook and Instagram and from what I have been told by friends/acquaintances is that it is true.
markpelledreamy: matteleven: Started off the new year by having a brilliant time as part of the New Year’s Day Parade in London and helping to raise money for charity. Also with me was Susie who makes a fantastic Clara and helped to fool many people
awkwardstandinglewiskennedy: “I Will Wait” by Mumford & Sons gains about 10 tonnes of feels when you realise Marcus Mumford and Carey Mulligan were childhood penpals who lost contact and found each other again when they were older.
aspidelaps: #that time u met jesus and he was just like haha check out this sweet yo-yo
And we forgive those who trespass against us and led us not into temptation 🙌💒🙏 #church #God #Catholic #Jesus #Mary #flowers (Taken with instagram)
ashleycelestine: spacmann: brblosinggame: animeinagalaxyfaraway: Done some tweaking of my gaming setup and finally fairly satisfied with how it looks and functions. porn Please tag your porn. Damnit, people please tag your Gamer Porn, some of us
princess: when I was 10 I had a boyfriend on runescape and his name was Xdoomxxlordx and I gave him my password and one day I logged in and he’d left me a message that said “I’m so sorry keely" because he stole everything I owned including
I GET INTERNET TOMORROWWWWWWW :D Ugh. Bored outta my freakin mind And i had to listen to a lady from zimbabwe for 7 hours in drivers ed And then some kid goes “ what if you run a red light and tell the cop jesus did it” T__T
Lady Gaga bringing back to life Michael Jackson, John Lennon, Jesus and Gandhi via Minecraft in her new music video for ‘G.U.Y.’.
missdoublem: omg what is that. Is that like…a fans recording device? What if you went to a fucking MJ concert and he grabbed your recorder and recorded himself singing on it? Fuckin A
blackberryshawty: lipringsnsnapbacks: blackberryshawty: Skinny people don’t have to do shit to be considered stylish it’s fucking unfair However they are constantly called “anorexic” and get told that they “have no tits”. I am 5'8 and
imagine being so important that time forever is known as ‘before you’ and 'after you’
for solely educational purposes, to all my homegirls (and a I suppose a few of my homeboys)–what brand/kind of vibrators do yall use?
nerdofchaos:recreationalcannibalism:the-adequate-gatsby: stultifyandstupefy: derpes: And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.” And Abraham replied, “What.” God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won
Okay im just gonna say that I actually dislike angst headcanons with Ruby and Sapphire like the whole what if they die or what if they dont love eachother anymore okay I HATE them dont send them to me anymore
lothlenan: Someone call a doctor, because doing this painting killed my hands. Good gravy. That foliage. HOWEVER. Finally, with some help and encouragement I managed to get through it. Special thanks to my fiance for their support and not letting me
onequeenmadonna: Madonna and Jesus Luz at Sticky and Sweet after party
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Remember that time when EC was sketching Jesus and bugs.I don’t know, i was going through old art. This was from about 10 years ago… the only thing i have associated with it in my memory is that i was drawing it when i had a basement lair. (hence
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