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chivalrous-jeff: xxxsouthernwife: Reblog…. My Wife took all her clothes off in the valet pick up line. There were people standing outside and she got completely naked. Than we had to wait for a car to unload its passengers. My Wife is still naked…
“Even if you were a serial killer, I’d ride in your cab.” Submitted by crimescenegiggle.
“I would give you the good pill every time.”
“Forget outliving four people– let me show you the most fun you can have with or without an aneurysm.”
“I would pretend to be drunk just to go for a ride with you.”
The best of the villains, from BBC Sherlock Pick-Up Lines (excluding Moriarty because otherwise he’d be the entire photoset).
“You’re the only cabbie whose head is not the only thing I want to see.” Submitted by unicorn-enthusiast.
“Who hunts in the middle of a crowd? Me on my way to steal yo girl.”
“I always choose the right pill… Tonight I think it’ll be the Little Blue Pill.”Suggested by someone I know in real life, who doesn’t have a Tumblr and is too embarrassed to take credit for the idea anyway.
“Are you the cabbie’s good pill? Because I’ll happily swallow for you.â€
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anchordivision: Jeff Decker’s 1952 Vincent Black Lightning | Silodrome When it comes to customising Vincent motorcycles, bike builders have to walk a very fine line. One misstep and they’ll have thousands of pitchfork wielding moto-purists beating
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nprfreshair: Jeff Bridges tells Fresh Air’s Dave Davies how he combats his anxiety on set: “I meditate, I do that. That helps a lot. That line from Lebowski, “That’s just your opinion, man,” you can say that to yourself, too, because most
tdp-random: THIS LINE IS SO FRUSTRATING #jeff apparently had a plausible expectation of gettin’ some in the bio room #and annie knew that AND YET ??? (tags @bethanyactually)
the-visual: I have no idea what you mean. There was a glee club at Greendale, and their bus was driving on a rainy night, and a downed power line was hanging across the road, and the bus drove through it, and it sliced through the bus and decapitated
jeff-witheys-xbox: 2001 Monsters, Inc. 2013 Monsters University When all these little kids try to get in line on June 21 before us….
hijefff: Photo by: Jeff f. Practicing my line reading before track day, July 30.
gwar-whore: slenderica: I swear this was my favorite plot line in any show I love Jeff
baskitwear: Model Jeff from 6:12 Photography by Eric McKinney giving you a sneak peek of the new pewter color in our ribbed line. Get the look: http://bit.ly/149Ze1E
jeffbuckleyforever:“Suddenly, before the last chorus, a string broke on his acoustic guitar, and Jeff sang the lines, ‘Sometimes, I wonder for a while/Do you ever remember me?’ unaccompanied. If that weren’t dramatic enough, his voice spiralled
ugly773: sketchzoid: Jeff DeLancy in Guessing Hot Guys’ Underwear! God, I wish I had a v-line like that
royalorigin: The Finish Line.Via Jeff Payuan
racock: luv2bslappedaround: Jeff, you have all the fags at your feet….and I’m first in line to honor you. For more hot pics and videos follow: racock.tumblr.com
xjakeinfinite: teenwolf: Sometimes Jeff Davis sends you an email with the subject line “Tyler and Daniel bring the sexy” and then this is inside. bby
