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missmollyetc: meretricula: therestisdetail: “What are they playing at?” said Aziraphale. “I don’t know,” said Crowley, “but I think it’s called silly buggers.” His tone suggested that he could play, too. And do it better. (good omens
cliopadra: shoe yeet The Swing (Jean-Honoré Fragonard) - Good Omens version Featuring happy Aziraphale, lovestruck Crowley, confused Beelze and Gabriel, Michael in statue form and an Anathema that does NOT want to be there
Crowley is just. Such a chaotic fuccen dumbass?? And I love him SO MUCH?
Good luck making me ever shut up about The Jacket Moment, btw
two-nipples-maybe-more: crowley: my two reasons for doing things: spite, the Aesthetic crowley: that’s it crowley: okay i lied crowley: 3: attention
the-eternal-screm: Anthony J “The apocalypse is coming let’s go on a date” Crowley Anthony J “I’m gonna risk my life by walking on consecrated ground because I heard you were in trouble” Crowley Anthony J “Let’s move to Alpha Centuri together”
cadhla-marie: thicc-kirk: The Good Omens tv series is like a 5 Times Aziraphale Didn’t Understand That Crowley Was Asking Him To Elope (And The One Time He Did) fic. That’s it. That’s the show goddamn it.
azirphales: aziraphale in 2019: i realised i was in love with you in 1941 when you saved my books and also my life from the nazis :) crowley, who has been pining for longer than the existence of the wheel: i’m sorry you realised when
quellfalconer: Crowley + being a dramatic bitchGood Omens (2019)
0operson: aprilslady: Crowley really just dedicates his immortality to flipping the bird to the Four Horsemen doesn’t he? Crowley: Oh I haven’t bought petrol for the Bentley for 60 years because paying for things is undemonicPollution: How dare
stopmakingnoises: ineffable-bisexual: angels-dining-at-the-ritz: ebony-steinbach: angels-dining-at-the-ritz: Inconsequential But Important™ Things About Book Crowley And Aziraphale That Didn’t Make It Into The Show -At one point, Crowley eats
timelordsfallnomore: Crowley (An Angel who did not so much Fall as Saunter Vaguely Downwards).
dykeiel: the script book says that between 1862 (the first time crowley asks aziraphale for holy water) and 1941 (nazi church) aziraphale and crowley didn’t speak at all which not only means that crowley sleeping for nearly a century is still canon
incorrect-good-omens:Crowley, seeing someone do something stupid: What an idiot.Crowley, realizing it was Aziraphale: Oh no. It’s my idiot.
armageddidnt: Getting shot by a paint gun: Aziraphale vs Crowley’s reaction Crowley’s such a drama queen I love it
tiger-in-the-flightdeck: thebibliosphere: theartistichuman: Okay I saw a post were it said “Aziraphale uses Anthony when he wants Crowley to soften up” and I raise you Aziraphale using “Anthony” when Crowley’s in deep shit. Crowley: *does
indianajcnes: crowley: I’m leaving!!!!! I won’t even THINK ABOUT YOU crowley 0.2 seconds later:
quellfalconer: Crowley + being a dramatic bitch Good Omens (2019)
assiraphales: whenever crowley is uncomfortable with a conversation he turns into a snake and slithers away
heimurinn: Aziraphale - I think I may be in love with Crowley, but he is a demon, the Enemy. He’s bound to Hell and not capable of loving me back. Crowley - I feel something for that angel, but it doesn’t matter. He’s an angel, he’d never choose
hexglyphs: me: :)good omens fandom: what if crowley is raphael, the angel of healing and the closest and most benevolent towards humanity of the four archangels, whose symbol is a snake entwined with a wooden staff, and the reason he Fell is because
poplitealqueen: bold-sartorial-statement: poplitealqueen: Crowley and Aziraphale are top tier contenders for Best OTP to Make 5+1 Fic for. “Five Millenia That Crowley Pined For Aziraphale, and One When He Didn’t Have To” boom. See? Would you
crowley-x-aziraphale: dykeiel: marionthegeek: thegoodomensdumpster: dykeiel: dykeiel: ok is it just me or….. is never gonna give you up……. a really ineffable husbands song hello????? hello??!!!???!??! HC that Crowley rickrolls Aziraphale
crowleysscaredplants: assiraphales: aziraphale: *gets hit with paintball* crowley, also hit with a paintball, on autopilot: mmm whatcha sayyyy crowley is, that bitch
generalarmitagehux: Gabriel, holding Aziraphale in the air: Stinky Crowley: No! Gabriel, swinging Aziraphale back and forth: Stinky bastard angelCrowley: No!!!!!!!Metatron: Naughty boy. Brat angel.Crowley: NOOOOOOOOO!
ineffablequotes: Aziraphale: Crowley sometimes talks in his sleep, its adorable Crowley, asleep: Fight me… you motherfucker… square up… i think the fuck not…
hekate1308: farmgf: when michael sheen reads fanfic for the good omens tv show does he picture himself as aziraphale like literally how does that work For Michael Sheen, every fanfic is a Crowley x Reader fanfic.
marveliciousfanace: Crowley + Thoughts of Dog Twitter Bonus
anotherhawk: awesome-fan-number-one: tartan-thermos: oh fuck, oh god 1. The Nazis recognized Crowley. They had never personally encountered him before - “Mr. Anthony J. Crowley! Your fame precedes you.” But they knew him by reputation; enough
throesofincreasingwonder:Aziraphale: *gets up from the table at a restaurant*Crowley: Aren’t you forgetting something?Aziraphale: *hesitates, then kisses him on the forehead*Crowley, sputtering: No, Pay the bill! Who raised you?
obliviousaziraphale: good omens but every time crowley fucks up, Oops I Did It Again Play & every time Aziraphale fucks up, Mama Mia plays (based on this post by @anthonycrowley)
jewish-harley-quinn:Gabriel: have you been fraternizing with a demon?Aziraphale: *wearing matching pajamas with Crowley while fully laying on top of him watching a movie together with his head on Crowley’s chest* NO! What a preposterous notion!
misplaced-my-notes:Crowley, holding Aziraphale’s hand: Does he like me?Crowley, in bed with Aziraphale: This is probably platonic spooning.Crowley, accepting Aziraphale’s engagement ring: But,, like,,, does he like-like me?Crowley, being dipped back
amaranthology: obliviousaziraphale: lesbian-zom-bi: obliviousaziraphale: crowley makes signs on pull doors say push and routinely runs face first into them imagine if on a date with Aziraphale, Crowley tries to be all chivalrous and open the door
leonimoys: Good Omens (2019)
incorrect-good-omens: Aziraphale, after discussing modern slang with the Them: I have decided that I am in fact a snack. People are just not hungry. Crowley, under his breath: I’m fucking starving.
faggghaggg:fckedupnerd:sirgeorgetheiii:You know what? My problem with the way crowley walks is that he’s both trying REALLY REALLY hard to look cool™ and at the same time he can’t walk AT ALLLook at how crossed his legs are This is how a
jamglob:spot the difference
goodineffableomens: aangelphale: nanny crowley, buying a present for younger warlock: would you like a hot wheels or barbie toy?his mother: uh… he’s a boy.crowley: congratulations!crowley: do you want a hot wheels or barbie toy?his mother: i want
azirafuck: kept thinking abt how a lot of good omens posters show crowley with a wine glass and aziraphale with a teacup and they really try to show the good boi bad boi vibe but the truth is crowley’s drinking juice and aziraphale’s drinking vodka
incorrect-good-omens:Crowley: *kicks the “G” off a graveyard sign*Crowley: Let’s get this party started.
lovelyladylunacy: hi everyone here’s my dream good omens fancast for aziraphale and crowley
incorrect-good-omens: Aziraphale, watching Crowley sleep: I just love him so much. He’s my everyth- Crowley: *snores* Aziraphale: I can’t live like this.
aziraiphale: so my roommate just sent me this and then said “can you imagine if every time they talked about Falling in Good Omens we just replaced it with ‘cancelled’” and I’ve been fucking cackling ever since
lesbianomens: lesbianomens:the problem with trying to write historical good omens fic is that crawly is just such a horribly unsexy name, but for 4000 years we have no choice but to deal with it crowley changed his name because he finally realized that
julia-the-fan: Ineffable Husbands Episode 3: Hard Times GOOD OMENS (2019)
mortuarybees: mortuarybees: like seriously shout out to aziraphale for the one single time in 6000 years crowley is even the tiniest little bit forward being like “you go too fast for me crowley :(” like aziraphale i swear to god crowley: it seems
thegoodomensdumpster: gayforgoodomens: wheeloffortune-design: Aziraphale and Crowley get married. Aziraphale takes Crowley’s name (Aziraphale Z. Fell-Crowley). Now when people summon the demon Crowley, it also applies to him… (at the same time?
thegoodomensdumpster: incorrect-good-omens: “You can’t be sad if you’re asleep.” — Crowley, circa the 19th century, probably
thegoodomensdumpster:elven-child:like literally how has the Arrangement (and Aziraphale and Crowley’s entire relationship, in fact) never been compromised when every time Crowley is brought up Aziraphale has to physically fight this grin Crowley
faggghaggg: pleasesupplymewithyourwahoos: ineffablegame: incorrect-good-omens: Crowley, drunk: I don’t trust ducks. Fucking hollow bones. Suspicious. What are you hiding in there? Aziraphale, also drunk: Love. Crowley: Fuck. Shit. You’re right.
raechelrae: Crowley as text posts I’ve collected recently (Incorrect Good Omens part 3/?)
urfaveconstructsintricaterituals:Azariphale and Crowley from Good Omens construct intricate rituals
anthonycrowley: good omens (western) massachusetts aus that i’ve come up with, an inventory sorted based on how much they make sense if you’re not from literally my hometown:dunkin donuts coffee shop au where crowley just started working there and
Fuck Yeah Good Omens
mysticmoonhigh: incorrect-good-omens: strawberrycinnamonrolls: incorrect-good-omens:Crowley: Can I still buy one even if I’ve done sex?Virgin Airlines ticket salesperson: Um. Yes, sir.Crowley: Because I have.Salesperson: Okay.Crowley: I’ve done
GOOD OMENS
tvarinich: some of my good omens’ fanart
neil-gaiman:You waited. And here we see Crowley and Aziraphale, inside the bookshop talking to… well, that would be telling. Welcome to Season 2. This time it’s ineffable.
breeyn:Here, have some vent art. Crowley and I are in the same mood today 😡