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“My hip isn’t the only thing about me that’s bad. Let me show you how naughty I can be.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
Okay, folks. Let’s talk about the keychains some more.Above I put a badly Photoshopped idea of what they should look like, as well as a few random examples with different pick-up lines. (Sorry the London scene is all wibbly– I put a paintbrush
GALLERY: Muscled Perverts. Trenton Ducati picks up a hot boy, Jordan Foster from the gas station and brings him back to his place. Trenton pounces on the boy and tears his clothes off to bind and gag him. The bound stud has clothespins clamped across
Hot muscle stud suspended and spreadeagled, very lickable! masterboibinder: The party guests could be heard coming down the stairs… the Host leading the procession… “Everyone be sure to pick up something from the Christmas grab bag on your
Mayhem in The Metal ShopBusinessman Trystian Sweet goes to the metal shop to pick up his private toys that he had left there for repair. Jackson Lawless and Curt Wooster are two blue-collar boys with a bad attitude. They don’t like well-to-do folks
No one can hear you scream!Deep in the woods of Northern California, a couple horny locals cruise along the windy road until they find a hot stud walking all by himself. They try to pick the boy, Eli Hunter, up but when he refuses they veer off to the
@shikylusion wanted me to prove that I thought we looked somewhat similar. Though my hair is much darker I hated taking these and I couldn’t decide on which one, so here’s all of them. Bleh My hair is a mess, but trying to bathe with a broke
Hello dear friends! As some of you know I recently published a graphic novel, and yesterday I finally picked them up, so here’s your chance to buy the thing if you’re interested! What you will gain: 80 pages of truly amazing(ly amateurish)
prkbgm: bogum picking out a piece of confetti from irene’s hair
sasheenka: Bad pick up lines 19/?
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lolita-princess: generalbriefing: seriouslyamerica: I WOULD PROBABLY DATE SOMEONE WHO DID THIS. Fun fact: intentionally bad (but not sexist, obivously) pick-up lines work unreasonably well on me. The level of awesome here is inspiring. oh god that
I picked up Art Rage dirt cheap the first day of the Steam sale, been messing with it a bit.
someoneskitten: share: Creepy/Bad Pick Up Lines I dont have any pics of Myself but I have plenty of you.
blogoporno: Glamour Models Gone Bad Pick of the Day: Carol Goldnerova
elsannafondue: swan queen doodles from class today hah bad pick up lines are my weakness!
Remember to pick me up at EXACTLY 3pm, faggot
Got a new bad dragon toy!!! Introducing the Pierce! I FUCKING LOVE THIS THING! Picks of my stretch out little pussy are on Hutt!!!
frava8: Pacifica’s version :D(Bonus)( Yeah, I searched “ bad pick up lines” and this is the result lol)
And it will likley require an operation to reconstruct the tendon :( waiting games to find out for sure. Good news/bad news: if it is repirable by surgery than i should recover a lot better this time and gain more of my hand stregth and dexterity back
Excuse the fact that my outline sketches are SO BAD but a little preview and proof I’m still working on this thing and it ain’t over
I used to be crazy into anal play & did it frequently but I haven’t rlly done much in like a year or two & wow it’s hard to get back into. Like I pick up a big plug I used to fit thinking it’ll be easy BUT NO????? MY POOR BUM
So I just had the longest day ever… 3pm: Got picked up by my friend Savs to go to Chinatown because they were having a Chinese festival and we had like 40 bucks on us and we thought that’d be enough but apparently everything there is pretty
seabondagesadist: Kidnapped twink chained up in the cell. 😈 I picked him up and we chatted while driving back to my place. When we got near I stopped the car in a dark and wooded area. I cleve gagged him, finishing it off with several wraps of gorilla
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mad-scorpio: Continuation of Jasper and really bad pick-up lines, inspo curtsey of pietersitemite Look at her and her smug face, she think she’s soooo smooth. Peridot has little to no patience for you Jasper, not today. teehee I love these two <3
stevraybro: succubitchxoxo: frosted-pumpkins: annadesu: Bad Pick-Up Peri It’s a lot of fun if you read these with Peridot’s voice (The husband and I had a little too much fun making these…) @succubitchxoxo Lmfao. She wouuuuuld. If these get
chillguydraws: frava8: Pacifica’s version :D (Bonus) ( Yeah, I searched “ bad pick up lines” and this is the result lol) This is the best thing ever and I love everything about it > u< <3
wardenmcpherson:anais-ninja-bitch:socialjusticeissue: blondebrainpower:Teacher greets students, by having them choose which greeting is most comfortable for them. B O U N D A R I E SWE STAN i love the variety of choices and that the kids get to pick
gallifreyin: doctor who meme | eight quotes (3/8) Except that implies—in this big grand scheme of Gods and Devils—that she’s just a victim. But I’ve seen a lot of this Universe. I’ve seen fake gods and bad gods and demigods and would-be gods.
rwfan11: Wade Barrett …”Who’s wants my BIG dick?” …”You?” ………….”You?” Me!! Please pick me Wade!
mybiventure:pledges waiting for the brothers to come pick which one they are going to ‘initiate’. Luckily there don’t seem to be many bad picks!
risckespot: Rainbow Dash reconsiders the strength of her power over Scoots. Also to stop reading those bad pick up line books. X3!! omg >w<
hhhfff I realized today that I keep involuntarily picking at myself. so now I’m covered in little scabs all over my face and cuticles. it’s just. really annoying, because I don’t really catch myself doing it? and then I’m just.
too-much-green: I finally gave in and did one of those cool pokemon variations going around \o/ I picked Chikorita (my radish baby) for mine and it’s based on different parents, mainly the father! I’ve always liked the idea that when breeding 2 different
cosmosbadger: Isabela will never run out of bad pick up lines, sorry Merril.
grrrenadine:Reposting my old series of pop culture Chevy drawings! Way back when I spent quite a bit of time picking my subjects: they had to be 7 different vintage models from 7 different shows, and they had to be driven by a member of the main cast.Top
dilbert3mp3: odditymall:This padlock is made from transparent material so you can easily learn to pick locks.http://odditymall.com/transparent-padlock-lockpicking-learning-set Somebody buy this for me. I have a bad habit of obsessing over weird skills
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charlserik: Bad Pick Lines Bro Edition (8/?) (x)
i-just-need-to-let-it-be-and-rp: luckied: Read More Read More Once the pace was picked up, Havoc let out a sound he didn’t even know he could make and squeezed his eyes shut. His fingers dug into Orion’s upper back and his heels pressed
cheesewhizexpress: lookhuman: Are you a Dinosaur? ‘Cuz you look like you’re from the ~Curvaceous~ Period. Complement people on their curves with this funny groan worthy, facepalm inducing bad pick up line perfect for scientists like archeologists,
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“kou…” “what is it, boss?” “will you be the kou… to my jaku." ”…“
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avarossso: Totally glossed over Otabek Altin Week OAO. Bless my Twitter friend for Tweeting about it! So, quickly, I had to make something for best boy! Idk, I had his hair dyed blond cuz yeah ahaha. P/s: Yuri picked his fashion and Otabek sprayed
tanya-89:I love that I’m not the only one who has tried this But I must have bad picks in men as every time I’ve tried this all I’ve gotten is a quick walk away from the guy or him telling me it’s some sort of joke or trap . This never happens
capev1079: Time to turn up with my girl (sorry for the bad pick of me she is a bit toasty lolol😳😵🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸) time to hit the club then in two days vacation whoooppp whooop
youngjusticer: The skull king’s got a bone to pick with you… Skeletor, by Flavio Luccisano.
charlserik: Bad Pick Lines Bro Edition (2/?) Insp
charlserik: Bad Pick Lines Bro Edition (1/?) (Insp.)
grayskiesfashion: GiantEye - Lock Pick EarringsBecause sometimes you just need a pair of fancy earrings that double as lock picks- Gray
sterekismydrugofchoice:Bad pick up line Alphabet. S is for Shark.(See More BPLs)
sterekismydrugofchoice:Bad Pick up Line Alphabet. G is for Google.
yarky: yarky: manga lied to me. i never see bad boy types protecting stray kittens therefore revealing to me their soft side its always me picking up the cats maybe im the bad boy
psst do you guys know some HS pick up lines? 8’) like those really bad lines from tumblr valentines lmao I actually need them to make valentines
