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aliensabductingaliens: xpoopx: I’m convinced this is photoshopped. Nope. Her face is really that orange in real life.
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aliensabductingaliens: I just realized I’ve never posted my tattoo on here. This is actually done the day the outline was done, so this was before it got filled in. It’s currently filled with a greyish blue color. This is what happens when you grow
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aliensabductingaliens replied to your photo aliensabductingaliens replied to your photo I couldn’t find a good gif. This is the closest one I have to pride. Dane, I’m more than happy that you used that gif. YESSS!! <3
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aliensabductingaliens answered your question: okay so my friend’s birthday is on halloween and… stuttgart loki-? More like STRUTTGART. Hahahahah okay I think I’ve decided to be STRUTtgart!Loki because that’s super easy and everyone
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aliensabductingaliens replied to your post: what is the female equivalent of “boner” damn it! IT’S NOT THE BONER ON THE OUTSIDE, BUT THE BONER ON THE INSIDE. So Boner works, I think ehh I still want something different from “boner” to
aliensabductingaliens replied to your post: aliensabductingaliens replied to your post: what… Hmmm Femrection? that’s still based on an erection which guys get :/ why is this so hard *pun unintended*
regardsbree replied to your post: please don’t this is a personal post also I love you aliensabductingaliens replied to your post: please don’t this is a personal post I think Bree already knows. Bree, I JUST CAN’T I’M A COWARD DANE
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aliensabductingaliens replied to your post: regardsbree replied to your post: my first time… then he clearly doesn’t agree with the female gender. that’s so fucking stupid. I can’t articulate it. PRECISELY WHY I’M ANNOYED. HE DOESN’T
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@bree: I did…verbally…but I could’ve def lured him into a dark alley and done terrible things. He would’ve totally been game, he was so pathetic. @dane:omg hahahha the last thing you said to me was that only certain liqour
Dane, ya killin me.
Dane this is for you!! but seriously my taste is impeccable and totally unrealistic plus he was always super nice like he’s an actual decent human being OH AND I FORGOT I RAN INTO HIM AT THE LOCAL MEMORIAL DAY FESTIVAL STILL FINE AS FUCK FROM HIGH