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zagreus: joyfullyyouniquefangirl: zagreus: your crimes are known. the frog council sits in judgement. I opened Tumblr and almost screamed the guilt has hold of you. confess
zagreus:thickness-protection-program:zagreus: pull HIS hair. get HIM pregnant A seahorse wrote this im gonna flatten you with a cartoonishly large anvil
zagreus-taking-time-apart: steampoweredsass: zagreus-taking-time-apart: We teach kids to fear animals like rats, snakes, spiders, etc. that are harmless 99% of the time but do we ever warn them about the real danger WHY DOES IT HAVE TEETH ON ITS
zagreus: theofficialmemes: zagreus: Come On And Slam And Eat A Plate Of Ham i’m vegan Come On And Slam And Eat A Fucking Yam
zagreus: doctress: zagreus: if you c*nsor anything in a post you are l*gally required to put all of the omitted v*wels at the end as a footn*te *eeoo Okay th*n. *f you’r* sure about th*s. Old Macd*nald had a farm. *eieio i’m going to shatter
zagreus: zagreus:zagreus:zagreus:gonna start running all of my posts through several layers of google translate just to keep the boys guessing I will start running all my posts with different google translation levels to make kids guess I’m going to
zagreus:zagreus: girl you look like a Mariusz Lewandowski painting (complimentary) god_i_wish_that_were_me.jpg
zagreus-taking-time-apart:lyricwritesprose:zagreus-taking-time-apart: if i had a time machine i’d go back & check out all those historical ufo sightings Depending on the rules governing time travel/predestination/etc, this strikes me as an excellent
@zagreus replied to your post: Why did you post the episode leaks? A person… Also, it’s worth noting that some of us are still living in the 1990s and can only afford primitive flip-phones that don’t
zagreus: zagreus: there is honestly nothing more gorgeously tacky than bowling alley carpet Don’t even talk to me if all of your clothes aren’t made out of bowling alley carpet
zagreus-taking-time-apart: paradoxymora: zagreus-taking-time-apart: tremas was asking for it i mean if i was the master i wouldn’t be able to resist the chance at the anagram OH MYG OD I NEVER REALIZED IT WAS AN ANAGRAM UNTIL NOW I’M SO ASHAMED
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zagreus: zagreus: 8abbott-of-odd0: yeah-yeah-beebiss-1: ryanccole: mousathe14: glass-garden: glass-garden: JIM HENSON USED THE KERMIT THE FROG PROTOTYPE TO MAKE ADS IN THE 1950′S-60′S?? THEY’RE ALL CURSED AND IM AFRAID TO WATCH THEM . GOD
zagreus: zagreus: zagreus: incredibly powerful slavic energies here incredibly powerful slavic energies here incredibly powerful slavic energies here
zagreus: the-skull-breaker: zagreus: accidentally opened an mp3 in photoshop. didnt know you could do that what did it do ? can you show us ?
zagreus:zagreus:this is how every day at work has got me feeling i am just one more bad day away from
zagreus:zagreus:quirked-up swamp boy, goated with the mossbusting it down slimy style
zagreus:zagreus:there’s only one good absurd threat that’s ever been posted on Twitter Dot Com but it is (as the kids say)a real doozy
zagreus: zagreus: i am a: ⚪️ man ⚪️ woman 🔘 wizard looking for a: ⚪️ man ⚪️ woman 🔘 person to share in an adventure that I am arranging
zagreus: zagreus: there is honestly nothing more gorgeously tacky than bowling alley carpet Don’t even talk to me if all of your clothes aren’t made out of bowling alley carpet This is strip club carpet…
zagreus: zagreus: do i even want to know WHAT
zagreus: zagreus: girl you look like a Mariusz Lewandowski painting (complimentary) god_i_wish_that_were_me.jpg
zagreus-taking-time-apart: seiya234: zagreus-taking-time-apart: zagreus-taking-time-apart: so sad fusionfall got taken down so i’ll never see cartoon network’s official weird anime versions of the crystal gems this is official cartoon network
zagreus: zagreus: who wants to see the kitten i found today isnt he just so cute!
zagreus:adhd-hippie: pluralwizard:zagreus: furbearingbrick:zagreus:zagreus: those opening remarks on the Mario trailer were really something huh Chris Pratt: looking miserable and waffling vaguely, can barely remember the name of the creatures in