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storyteller-varric:nine small and very recent reasons why Yu Kanda is fucking adorable
spicyshimmy: when asked ‘just how much did anders love hawke, varric?’ varric doesn’t go for the standard lines, all the drowning in blood, all the aching for you for three years, all the kissy noises he can only represent by getting up close
spicyshimmy: Hi guys! Recently (ie this morning!) urdnotkassa and I noticed on our fandom tea blends that Adagio is currently offering to send out FREE 3OZ pouches in concordance with a tumblr giveaway. So, what does this mean? Basically, Adagio will
garrus: everytime varric starts talking about hawke it warms my heart. so much.
bubonickitten: Dragon Age: Inquisition text posts, part 9 More DA text post memes: Marian Hawke: 1, 2, 3, 4 Garrett Hawke: 1, 2, 3 Anders: 1, 2, 3, 4 Fenris: 1, 2 Isabela: 1, 2 Merrill: 1, 2, 3 Varric: 1 Meredith & Orsino: 1 Various characters
athosds: anon Varric Tethras or Zevran Arainai ALWAYS
v-vic: tiz85: selkieskins: “I’ve got bad news, Blondie.” WHY DID YOU DO THIS?! This is not happening in my playthrough. It doesn’t. Period. NO SHUT THE FUCK UP
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kitzwitt: cannon varric hawke reunion they have amazing lung capacity
byolaeka: If Varric and Hawke don’t get to see eachother in Inquisition, or if it’s not the most brotastic reunion to end all reunions (in the case of M!Hawke), I will be the saddest panda D: Also I just love the idea that an intense organization
thefingerfuckingfemalefury: ladyluck1990: momochanners: I am so, so sorry. Inspired by The Art of Voiceover video, these Brian Bloom as Varric gifs, and DA2’s conversation system. lol is she reading lesbian books? XD I seriously hope Cassandra is
Cassandra and VarricMore DA2 from an anonymous contributor.
kauriart: Josephine Because this woman is the embodiment of grace and beauty and unshakable perfection. Because Varric finds her the most badass of the advisors and she still plays with dolls. Because she parties like a rockstar with Leliana and still
fuckyeahvarric: Hawke: *is in a crowd and can’t find Varric* Hawke: *cups their hands to make a megaphone* Hawke: HAWKE SUCKS! Varric, from a distance: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?! Hawke: There he is.
Thought this was funny enough to share here. Vidya I made.
ellustration:Alternate ending to the Cassandra and Varric fight.*dodges rotten vegetables*
failsnail: milli-tricks: jelenedrake: I have a headcanon that all the environments in Dragon Age II are recycled because Varric didn’t bother to describe them in much detail. So all of the caves, mansions and ruins looking alike is just Cassandra
doctor-anfelo: Varric I’m still salty that you cant romance varric in inquisition ….
papa-con: Ahoy! Varric. Commission for Missing-Keys , thank you very much for commission me :)
thereluctantinquisitor: Varric: So, elf. How’s the cold treating you? Fenris: Better than expected, but I doubt I will miss it. Varric: Right. Now, feel free to correct me if I’m wrong, but I heard someone went through a lot of firewood last night.
thereluctantinquisitor: Varric: … and so, Broody went to the Templars. But the Templars had a few issues of their own…
sarlyne: Varric Tethras & Hamilton lyrics
cantdenytheviewthough:Varric about where the Kirkwall gang is in Inquisition.
galaxynextdoor: Dragon Age Inquisition Varric and Cassandra Renders
shittyhorsey: Cassandra and Varric More DA2 from an anonymous contributor.
lays on the floorplease, jesus and andraste and the maker and varric, help me through this. make words happen!
@bioware make him romanceable or the egg gets it ✦patreon.com/krovav / ko-fi.com/krovav✦
me-and-my-mechanics: sgtbuhlovsky: this was the day i discovered manga studio. ohmygod this is so accurate and THAT VARRIC yess
lettucecopernicus: ladyzolstice: I have some very serious headcanons about qunari and humor and flirting and Varric so have a doodly comic. Bonus epilogue: This is perfect XD
joannekwan: I picture Solas and Varric as bickering parents.
nickvalentine: It’s… one of Varric’s tales. Swords and Shields. The latest chapter.
white-fire-within: Sweet Andraste on her Pyre. Varric wrote Merrill into his books. Look at that. That’s Merrill. I swear I read it with her voice. I don’t think I can handle the sheer cute of this game. I just want to hug Varric and never let him
dewdropdaze: Fenris doesn’t understand how he got roped into hanging out with Varric’s weird demon children, but it happened. also anyone who can draw cole has +1000 respect that child is impossible and also i can’t remember what he wears
pyac: Varric: No Cole. In the butt, in her butt. You can tell where I gave up cause I was laughing too much. [x]
sairobee:all my modern AUs are Bravo reality show AUs(Seriously, though — Project Runway: Inquisition. The advisers as the judges. Vivienne as Tim Gunn. Varric rolling his eyes at “blood orange” lyrium. Dorian, putting on his best Vivienne voice:
watercolorteas:“Magic can’t be made safe and it can’t be destroyed. Fear makes men more dangerous than magic ever could”“You know Daisy”, Varric sighs, tone warring between fondness and frustration “That’s a mighty good and sound sentiment.
neonmew: MORE OLD THINGS WITH OLD URLS!I love how Varric has Merrill use a roll of twine to keep from getting lost in Kirkwall ;v;
critter-of-habit: I feel like getting that letter from Varric would be the last push Merrill needs to get her Eluvian working again. Then she’d march into Skyhold, grab both Varric and the Inquisitor by the ear and drag them back into the Fade to
how-avant-garde: Endless list of reasons I love Varric Tethras → 1/? : The way he looks out for Merrill
artbyfont: Varric: You have sanctioned frolicking areas?Merrill: No, just not in the woods. The trees get jealous.Varric: But you do frolic?Merrill: Of course we do! We wouldn’t be elves, otherwise.Merrill, being a rebel and makin’ all the trees
hoyjboe: Cassandra from Dragon Age Inquisition reading Varric’s book..
enigmaticagentalice: “Just like old times, right?” Because people seemed to like my aged up Cassandra portrait, I thought I might make a little series of it. Of course I couldn’t resist doing Varric with greying hair and reading glasses :P this
isaleharts: ask and ye shall receive @greywardan I saw the tags on your post (i know you said varric, but i saw cole’s wide, innocent eyes in that vine)
key-of-zee: Keezy (x) Varric, Becoming His Parents ( @flutiebear‘s post is the best - here)
babes-of-thedas: “she understood me better than anyone else…” my headcanon is that after trespasser and the inquisition had disbanded, Linne went up to Kirkwall to take Varric up on his offer and met this cutie…
bunabi: i didnt change josie or cole much if at all
HOLY SHIT DRAGON AGE
virusq: trashwarden: “Nothing Seeker. It was nothing.” After Adamant. Inspired but this post.
imrisah: good times with the dream team camping in the hinterlands also most laziest coloring ever :D
poupon: poupon: so right i remembered what i was thinking when I was drawing this I was thinking varric is a pretty good dad to Merril. they should hug. and then it was like oh no sad hugs. People are reblogging this again and it’s still my favorite
the-upper-shelf: AYYY TAROT CARD! This is a commission for the lovely @onelesshero who wanted a Varric Tethras tarot we both want to romance him and it shows
artist-rat:Sofie Hawke and Varric for my bestie @smallagremlinsnest, bc they’re besties too ♥️😔
lesetoilesfous:shock-centurion:lesbitomboyish:nyriad: nyriad: nyriad: tfw you’re an Evil Tome Evil Tome Thursday Evil Pit Friday DA2 did not fuck around Varric out here calling it like he sees it Varric: so I’m standing there and I’m
erinhascoffee:I decided to make some starlit Varric fanart for Dragon Age Day, 2021! I’m not very active on Tumblr, but I do post regularly on my instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ejwsketch/
lavellot: Friendly ConcernYou know how in DA2, if you romanced someone, Varric would pull you aside for a few seconds to tell you why it might be a bad idea. I would’ve loved this for Inquisition.Varric pulls the Inquisitor aside. “Hey, we need
andrastesass:kisu-no-hi:kisu-no-hi:Oh my god.If Dragon Age 2 is basically the story told by Varric…HOW DID HE KNOW THE DETAILS OF SEX SCENES?DOES THAT MEAN HAWKE TOLD HIM?But even better: Everything we see is told by Varric. That means…Varric: Hawke
flutiebear: fuckyeahvarric: Meeting Varric Tethras In Kirkwall, you barely notice his silk shirt, at least not as a single piece of clothing. That’s the power of the right outfit for the right party: When the shirt matches the surroundings, all you
incorrectdragonage: Varric: Look, let’s just agree to say ‘I’m sorry’ on a count of three. One… two… three…Cassandra: Varric: Varric: See, now I’m just disappointed in the both of us.
haxxorz666: #stressing hawke out one companion at a time
![pyac: Varric: No Cole. In the butt, in her butt. You can tell where I gave up cause I was laughing too much. [x]](https://69.media.tumblr.com/10febcbce30509a018633fe3fe9ef03f/tumblr_ngmalfztwm1qf7fnqo1_250.png)
