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nouvelle-pauvre: crazy to think gamers were once humans, like us
What do I do while my boyfriend is at work? Lay in bed looking at pictures and videos of him and miss him ;-;
Letting my boyfriend play one of my favorite games of all time and he’s already beat the first 3 dungeons in the time it took me to beat the first I’m So Proud???? And filled with rage
mushroomstairs:making things is so cool!!
So anyway if you ever were wondering what I’m like with my boyfriend
My boyfriend just slid this under the goddamn door oh my god
seabies' really cool blog
space age horror story
thelongshorts:oooop I ACTUALLY did another odd crossover?? - this time with Zelda and The Incredibles. - (a parody of the famous “ my super suit?”-scene)
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randomfandomteacher: villanshaveruinedmylife: Is that Doug dimmadome? owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome?
tastefullyoffensive: They’re a good boy. (via imgur)
tag urself as a student
ask-oncies-jizz: the fact that a bot made this makes it at least 8 times funnier
ruinedchildhood:
Mistress Stacy Sadistic
lesbicasentimental:Hi babe, I know you’re gonna read this sooner or later. So I just wanted to remind you that you’re important and I adore you.
💤👽✌🏽
anarchetypal: this couple came through my lane today and one of the items they had was a very small but still functional piñata, like maybe six inches long and five inches tall, and i commented that it was adorable, and the couple sort of shuffled their
transgirlnausicaa: i stomp around in big boots. i carry big groceries for my hot wife.
scotchtapeofficial: this is a powerful fucking sticker because ill never be able to decide where i want to stick it. i think i just want it tattooed on my eyes
rgfellows:Me getting out if bed in the morning
drawspace:here he comes
Benvenuti a tutti!
jordanbortner:GoldenEye ROM corruption
kaijunoid: Link’s Awakening has probably my favorite rendition of the Legend of Zelda theme. It’s probably also my favorite Legend of Zelda game. I really like Link’s Awakening.
Somethin' Like That
1janehopper1: cockyhorror: This tweet was sent from the future It’s finally the day
SpongeBob SquarePants
emmeryn: i have a concept for you guys: you know those heart necklaces where one half says “best” and the other says “friends”? that except one half says “top” and the other says “bottom”
downloadedcontent: me: just chillin my boyfriend: breathes me:
ladyshinga: voidbat: cipheramnesia: vermouthea: yttriumrapier: Look, I have no doubt in my mind that Keanu Reeves is this generous to complete strangers. This pattern of behavior has been well established. But why does he carry envelopes chock full
tinypaint:unconvinced
xxx
hippiee: you never gotta worry about me cheating on you.. I might eat something that was yours but that’s about it
Scientists Are Turning Nuclear Waste Into Super-Efficient Diamond Batteries
positivedoodles: teddybear requested by Hana Chappell on patreon[drawing of a blue teddy bear saying “Thank you for making bad days more bearable.” in a red speech bubble.]
all sloppy and no joe
graynard: me after eating kirby
urbnbullshitters: IN A GALAXY FAR FAR AWAY… Do you love outer space, wish you were an astronaut, or maybe even want to travel to another universe? We managed to find a parallel universe and put it into these Galaxy Bulbs. Impress your friends and family
Tempo Parado
i kis u
I'm Moving On
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: i-will-later-regret-this: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: What is the most heterosexual thing you have ever seen? Definitely this that is incredibly heterosexual
mintycoolnessisrelevant: mintycoolnessisrelevant: mintycoolnessisrelevant: mintycoolnessisrelevant: mintycoolnessisrelevant: do u remember those fuckers those… those WEEGGh gHOGH stick fuckers THESE And theyre called….. oh no- Hey baby ;)
picsthatmakeyougohmm: hmmm
slimetony:
teenytinyfrog::)!
Sophie Green
fatalienspacebabe420: 420escape: fatalienspacebabe420: how about I got pulled over with a half ounce in the car and not one out of the 5 police officers tearing my car apart didnt find it. Shiittt talking about trigger a panic attack but at least I’m
choonchy: iamoutofideas: choonchy: I miss sleeping next to someone fucking idiot doesn’t even know the clone jutsu lol I hate how fucking funny this is
debdamn: You ever just wanna fuck someone so rough but love them so softly
masterchiefkief: frawgs: man listen…… i just want to decorate my house with th love of my life
spongebobssquarepants:
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