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surprisebitch: whitepeopletwitter: When one of your customers spanks your ass i thought it was about working in retail omg
gnarhh: eternal-liness: gnarhh: unclench your jaw Inhale deeper relax your shoulders
dexvoan: ariadne83: elidyce: mycravatundone: aquarianconstellations: mycravatundone: mycravatundone: a girl i know told me how a guy she knows once moved out from his parents, ate nothing but fries and meatballs for HALF A YEAR, and got scurvy.
doctormemes: symmetraismygf: squeezemetillipop: hornsandblackwool: Are straight white people okay???? What is this?! People like this exist. Interesting. this story has a part 2 THERE IS A PART 3 WITH GUEST RESPONSES I REPEAT THERE IS A PART 3
missfortune1977: just in case I get deleted, you guys can follow me into my basement, where I have a cask of rare vintage Amontillado that you simply MUST try.
pukicho: sachief: pukicho: Feeling highly lustful on this night and, a little bit gluttonous ! Sluttonous You have my vote It me
seashells-and-bookshelves: libertarirynn: vanyel-or-just-van: waltdisneyconfessionsrage: helioscentrifuge: intersectionalfeminism: sailinginthetea: there-was-a-girl: manhatingmermaid: Audrey says “fuck your gender roles” This movie is super
gallusrostromegalus: tuba-jesus: Hey look at the title for my school’s tube ensemble, where there are 9 tubas. “Music Played On Wildly Inappropriate Instuments” is my favorite genre of music.
loloftheday: Our cat had all four roommates feeding him each day because he acted like he was starving and we didn’t know that the other roommate already fed him. This was our solution, hopefully he will slim down a bit.
shrewreadings: unforth-ninawaters: miamistax: mmmbuttery: The 2019 ACA (Affordable Care Act) enrollment period has been shortened from 90 days to 45 days (November 1-December 15, 2018) and the advertising budget to promote open enrollment has been
theneverlandarchitect: talesofthestarshipregeneration: micdotcom: Clergy had the most incredible response to police using Black mugshots for target practice In December, while visiting a shooting range in Medley, Florida, National Guard Sgt. Valerie
bemusedlybespectacled: analytickle-lezdom-in-space: Hey guys, just a PSA: Ethical nonmonogamy and cheating are two very different things. First of all, nonmonogamous does not equal nonexclusive. Some people in polyamorous relationships are very
almightyalicia:
endlessorchasm: She’s working so hard
Now, this is not the end.
striders:not to like make a huge fucking post about shit that’s been talked to death but it really genuinely scares me how many straight girls think it’s normal to just… not like your partner. like they think it’s normal and okay for their boyfriends
solarpunk-gnome: therealflurrin: systlin: dragginage: tami-taylors-hair: I was in line at Aldi and this girl with two toddlers in front of me had her card declined and she looked so fucking sad and said “let me call my husband real quick” and
billprideauxs: lesbianshepard: “I was raised Catholic” just translates to “I’m an atheist, but I feel kinda bad about it.”
theproblematicblogger:I aint gonna articulate this right but I’ve noticed there’s this weird sub culture on tumblr where it’s frowned upon to say anything positive about your life. Like occasionally I see someone post something like “I love my
lunapics: churchyardgrim: jpfinch1: just-shower-thoughts: Blowing a dandelion is basically you helping a weed ejaculate. I was having a good day. We were all having a good day. I mean it’s kind of not, seeds aren’t analogous to sperm, hell,
Really Useful Life Hacks
salparadisewasright: sundanceritz: Anyway the last point I have to make here is that even if tumblr breaks under the algorithm (almost certain if they don’t back out of using it) and/or everybody leaves… I don’t have anywhere else to go or post
azaleatown: azaleatown: This website was literally so fucking stupid. You used to be able to just fucking edit somebody’s post. Like just change it entirely. Nothing was stopping you. What the fuck. Imagine logging into your youtub account and some
an-apocalypse-of-magpies: thechickenmagnet: rasec-wizzlbang: clittyslickers: i’m dog sitting for rich lesbians what breed of dog is that titzu I’m howling that this hasn’t been flagged yet
pemsylvania: pemsylvania: (.)(.) tumblr cant ban the text tiddies 5318008
womaninterrupted: professorspork: femme-with-cherries: galtx: Whipped cream, anyone? Almost enough dogs #SO MANY POLITE HORSES AND ONE POLITE PUPPER I never get invited to any good parties.
okay y’all real talk
gucciballs: reblog to keep its power growing.
mrhaliboot: earthsiqn: tumblr flagged a post of a girl eating berries so fruit is for whores now reblog if youre a fruit eating whore
sir-isaac-snewton: that-one-hunters-wife: william-snekspeare: zin0dious: me and a friend are looking through a huge list of ball python morph names and i just… tag yourself. im Corpse Banana secret I’m Hot Sauce I’m Buttery Nipple Ball
arcticarthropod: speedlimit15: How do I <3 things multiple times??
glumshoe: chequerootlurks: ailithnight: dreaming-shark: hotcommunist: partybarackisinthehousetonight: *releases pack of dads into home depot* go……be free invasive species encroach on lesbian territory This is a common misconception because
Coincidence and Fate Figure Largely in Our Lives
A Victorian Fancy Dress Ball: Popular Costumes of the Late 19th Century
langd0ns: hrefnatheravenqueen: FUCKING THIS POST ITSELF IS FLAGGED, I’M DYING! @staff YOUR BS IS KILLING ITSELF!!!!
montereybayaquarium: Getting one last nude post in before the 17th
glumshoe: glumshoe: C-3PO, but with bad image recognition, just walking around Tatooine with his hands over his eyes being constantly scandalized by the sand dunes because his AI tells him he’s surrounded by an endless expanse of nude flesh. R2, beeping
melaphantastic: Reindeer photoset, as promised. You’ll need to click on Rudolph to see the whole thing.
sir for the good of the country stop tweeting
British Cops Want to Use AI to Spot Porn—But It Keeps Mistaking Desert Pics for Nudes
queen0fants: Dec 17 will now be known as the fappening.
taijavigilia: Look at all this adult content.
love at first carrot peeling
The second to last post on the Staff blog is them calling for Net Neutrality. The last post is them announcing full on censorship of their site.
evieshka: Tumblr on Dec 17th.
tinylamp:
bleeding-salamander: Alright guys! We have a deadline…
arkadycosplay: From someone who’s survived MySpace, livejournal, deviantart, and fanfiction.nets’ content purges and bad policy updates, here’s some advice on how to get through tumblr’s recent bullshit: - don’t knee jerk delete. I know it’s
thatonechubbyguy: exigetspersonal: Other sites to find me on coming soon. Personally I plan on sticking around until the end, but the writing’s on the wall.We had a good run. <3 True story
stuffedbellymemes:
Feederism Memes
stuffedbellymemes: 🎶🎵🎶 This is my jam 🎶🎵🎶
lifeofcynch: THANK YOU OMG-
ramblerpl: PLS reblog to make feederism wider thing! thank you!
animatedtext: requested by @baldwithabeard
belly-babe: galaxytale: car salesman: *slaps my tummy* this bitch can fit so many chiken nunget Eyyyy
lovesyoubigandsoft: A long ass list of all the shit I find sexy Soft bellies 💞Beer gutsPear shaped booty’s 🍑Love handles Rolls, gotta love rollsThighs 🙌Arms all soft and plump Fat femme boys ✨Tight clothes Chubby cheeksStretch marks 💖Moans,