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gothcostco: just-shower-thoughts: The phrase “dont objectify women” literally uses “women” as the object of the sentence.
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bulbasaur-propaganda: Anno Domini 2019 22 Years 8 Generations 122 Games 1000+ Pokemon 26 starters Still the number #001 Pokemon in the heart
dojacat:I look like a fucking Christmas tree :•)
october-7: Smug face of a free man
yeah-yeah-beebiss-1: appledoze: Reminder that Colgate sued a YouTuber for making this. And lost. YouTube Poop was proven in a court of law to constitute art Send me the link I need to see this
paper-mario-wiki:alolan and galar forms
meangirls2004:legendary
dojacat:
ray-winters-sings: bladefights: I think I want my next piercing to be through my heart with a wooden stake
felixfunney: halojay: This movie was greatly underrated
caucasianscriptures: Out of womb, out of mind
anthony-mcpartlin: sethgetrecked: nicolauda: stream: Lion King (1994) explaining the importance of stylized 2D animation:Lion King (2019) and Cats (2019): Kimba The White Lion (1965) explaining the importance of an original idea: Lion King (1994)
dojacat:dojacat:Thinking about my nonexistent significant other holding me in their lap while kissing and biting my neck has me like *INTERNAL COMBUSTION*Also being called ‘babe’ like “hey babe, I love you” or having my hand held but I’ll never
spones: when you’re obsessed with something but have already seen all of it and consumed all fan content for it so you try rewatching it to recapture some of that magic but it’ll never be the same as the first time
fuckglossier: facebook post: society am i right 40 y/o men:
ankle-beez:
teckmonky: narwhaled: tulpa2: itstimewehavesomesoliddick: thesadnessrabbit: ourwarofwords: byecolonizer: But that IS how life works in a lot of countries… It’s evil to give people an education, time with their children, and healthcare?
Symbiocide
queersamus: nosaintswithoutsinners: My meat selecting what porn to watch next hey no offense but i’m going to legally prosecute you for forcing me to see this post
barduils: barduils: where are my museum gift shop memes i have to do everything myself around here don’t i
gun-flame: magiashley:
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sunshinenosun:this post is viewable only to former elementary school emos and gothsposers do not interact
injuries-in-dust: mystthehedgehog: injuries-in-dust: helenakmanning: This scene will forever be the most important scene in any movie to me. This is a little girl who has been told all her life by her parents that she is a mistake and that she
The Draped Crusader
mr-pr-dr-phd:zocadic:keep talking to me and we’re gonna end up like this@teenjimkirk
I think my co-workers are making fun of me because I’m a 25 years old homosexual and still a virginLike in some conversation they are like “I thought gays get their first dick around 17, how do you dodge all Dem dick bullets?”Also wtf
hilarioushumorfromouterspace:
she-had-a-vibe:✊🏼✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿
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helloeriiiiic: sodomymcscurvylegs: When you’re going to the movies and you have to sneak all of your snacks in your asshole and your friend asks for a bottle of water:
I fucking give up
dojacat:Working in retail and trying to greet customers
powerburial: coveryourheadandneckwithyourarms: powerburial: someone knocked on my door and they were wearing a red hat. i didnt answer cuz i was scared it was donald trump what if it was mario you utter fool
synapple:Some of my Pokémon hot takes
opalfelts: diving headlong out of a spaceship into the embrace of your alien significant other, waiting to catch you, within thousands of feet in the air, is peak, ideal 90s venom content and Symbrock core
ageha-sds: what a chunky symbiote
Venom Berserker
bigtrashfire:
Carpe Diem
dankmemeuniversity:
reikiwie-art: what the fuck nintendo?
sailingsoul90: spanishg0ld: urbanuppercut: raccoonfootproductions: shikseh: thehellspawnhero: reactionfaces: itsnoodle: reactionfaces: This whole post is a big big big mood
lioncoloredgoat: pup-fenwick: monster-visions: gahdamnpunk: when I tell you I’m yelling 💀💀 @cloud-peth Plot twist: your problematic does something fave
oystersaintforme:
raw-r-evolution: alternativeblkgal: kieradoe: hominishostilis: noelleian: rarestsparkle: maybe some mothers are toxic because they are burnt out from doing it all alone because of absent fathers “Sorry I abused you, honey, but I was mad about
silentbutlively: supreme-leader-stoat: usagichanp: This completely destroyed me I can’t stop laughing
beaniebaneenie: fuckyeahasexual: fuckyeahasexual: So if you lived in a society where you had to secure your communication in order to be yourself around others, here are the apps that could help you do that. Signal let’s you securely text and make
hotcommunist: this is the funniest shit I have ever seen in my life….catholics are out here memeing better than I ever could
passionpeachy: when I go to a blog and it’s 90% drama and discourse
lullychi: For you and your internet friends! 💙 Feel free to send these to them but please do not repost
larryalbum: i’m……..
:craftykit1::Me running out of area 51 with my copy of half life 3Did you grab portal 3??On my way back to area 51, because I forgot portal 3
nicedoggo: me whenever anybody says that they like me/that i’m their friend
pissyelliott: picsthatmakeyougohmm: hmmm
All the Way in Battery City
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