Whet: A Thing That Stimulates Desire (whetlips.tumblr.com)
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Sex + Sophistication
look At his Tiny Teeth
chkchkchkboom: blowsomeglitteronme: alex-clover-sam: Apparently, jokingly spreading your legs when the dentist says “Open wide” is FROWNED UPON IN THIS ESTABLISHMENT. @chkchkchkboom OMG that was ONE TIME.
allhailtherenegades: “so she’s gay now?” yeah she turned it all the paperwork last week and her acceptance letter came this morning, it was all pretty sudden
bombing: girlfriend: why don’t you take off that battle armor and slip into something a bit more…..comfortable me: i am most comfortable when i am impervious to most physical forms of attack
THE PUN-ISHER
Red BottomKitten In Heels
assdeluxe: higgzorz: her: u eat ass? me: delete this post
hot boys we have problems too
⚜Little Ms. Goddess⚜
ur mum's chesthair
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Grow through things
warmsuggestion: The person you love is not the same as they were when you first started loving them and they are not the same as they will be when you die. Love must be adaptive. Love must be smart enough and strong enough to survive constant change.
nerdjpg: when people ask why you suck so much dick
losingt0uch: I lowkey (but rlly highkey) need affection right now
i, personally, would love to calm down, and yet
kinkshamer69: i love when people say that sexuality is a choice because we all know that if it was, nobody would like boys
samoyed-justice-warrior: IM GAY!!!!!!
sadangel2001: WARNING!!!!! do NOT love me!!!! i am a huge disappointment!!’!!?
visionarynigga: don’t kiss me on my neck unless you tryna get fucked
investings: if I have to fight for your attention I probably won’t even want it anymore
wizardmoon: kinkshamer69: please don’t call your genitals weird things like “dinky doo” or “no no carrot” like I’m not even gonna give a reason please just stop doing that well isn’t that just a kick in the danger clam
Human Pets
Military Relationships
A Day in the Life of a MILSO
CRAVE
A Sir and his kitten
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Hold Your Orgasm
My dentist once told me that letting go is like pulling a tooth. When it was pulled out, you’re relieved, but how many times does your tongue run itself over the spot where the tooth once was? Probably a hundred times a day. Just because it wasn't hurting
allteensrelate: when your friend is lying but you know the truth
CHARLOTTE
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I'm an asshole with a really big heart
femalerolemodel: Cat Calling
thecapn: can u imagine how hot id be if i ate right and took care of my body i’m not gonna do it but can u imagine
mushroomaximus: This tweet is killing me
curiovsly: okay but seriously how cool would it be to have a girlfriend who wanted to kiss you all the time
