Blog: The Tyrant's Den

tags: dolcett
original: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/view/tyrant-of-den/170219179623
thedolcettchef: I like my girlfriends like I like my sitcom dads — fat and clueless. I told Angie that I had a very special surprise for her birthday and that she’d want to look and feel her best for it. I took this picture the night before; I told