New Year’s Resolutions Right, I really have to stick to this plan: I need to casually out-lift every roided-out powerlifting freak in the room. Explain to scrawny ectomorphs that I gained all my sexy muscle mass through clean eating and exercise.
tags: muscle growth, nerd, alpha male, chemicals, gay, revenge, nsfw
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